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madhatter73
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Joined: 30 Jun 2006
Posts: 267
Location: 419 Tea Party
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Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:30 pm |
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I'm having a blast with this lad. He's used the website to obtain his MTCN frequently giving up only after a few short minutes. Then he wants me to not use WU but MG instead. So I sent him blurred payment slips and large .dll files. Now he tries this:
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please am xsorry,i know that you had spent a lot of money on this please resend the money with this name MR ONYEJEKWE JULIUS UDOJI so he is my friend so that i will come back to you with tracking number for next email ok and give me the mtcn again because Mr ARNNO AUGUSTINE had get small accident now so but he didn't hurt him but his doctor said that he will stay in the hospital about 4 hours time ok so but i don't want this to stay dealy as from now ok so i know that you had spent alot so IT WILL NOT COST YOU ANY MONEY OK SO GO RIGHT AWAY AND RESEND IT OK.so don't be so don't be so much angry by resending it because it is not my fault ok i been try for your help ok so am sorry.and you can give the information by attatching it well to avoid any disturbing you again ok .
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I'm definitely asking for proof of the small accident. Any other ideas? |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:33 pm |
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I love how apologetic he is  |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:34 pm |
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| ...Mr ARNNO AUGUSTINE had get small accident now so but he didn't hurt him but his doctor said that he will stay in the hospital about 4 hours time |
An accident without hurting himself? Hmmmm.... He requires hospitalisation for pissing his pants? |
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Eliza_Doolittle
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Joined: 16 Mar 2006
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Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:56 pm |
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@ Callum
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:58 pm |
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| ...please resend the money with this name MR ONYEJEKWE JULIUS UDOJI... |
Tell him you are very superstitious and this name has too many vowels or the pattern of the vowels is a problem. If you read the name three times some type of curse will fall upon you. Make him give you another name or two or three. Tell him you do not like the use of "ok". Reduce the amount of money you will send each time he uses "ok" in future messages. Include any use of "ok" in a word, but do not tell him until it happens. Penalize him for the use of upper case words. All of this involves your very superstitious nature and all of your penalty actions are required to remove the bad juju he has or will bring upon you.
Offer to pay the hospital bill, but you will need a copy of the official invoice or bill. It has to contain details of the procedures for tax deduction reasons. If you want to push things, ask for a drawing of the accident or wound. |
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:00 am |
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Drawing genius.
Yep I have a lad now whose made the route WU > MG > Wire Transfer. Congratulations on all the troubles you've put him though; +10pts for a fake hospital trip! I'm so excited I'll be shutting down his account  |
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FourFlusher
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 103
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Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:03 am |
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I think we are going to need a doctors slip stating the time and nature of the trauma, prognosis and treatment. |
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madhatter73
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Joined: 30 Jun 2006
Posts: 267
Location: 419 Tea Party
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Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:42 pm |
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I've been asking for proof. And it must have been a quick recovery.
Augustine was back online trying to get his MTCN this morning:
This is hilarious as I told the lad I withdrew the money from WU and had sent via MG and emailed a payment slip. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:48 pm |
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Don't you think that sort of behaviour will get him flagged as a possible security risk and require some security forms to be completed. Warn him to pay attention next time.
You could get yourself a very nicely trained and obedient pet there. |
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madhatter73
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Location: 419 Tea Party
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Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:44 pm |
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Security forms are en route.
I'm still asking for a note from the Dr. |
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i cannot repply your email again and i will put your email to sparm as from now you *DELETED* ashole. - denn1s fr@nk |
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sellingrich
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Posts: 247
Location: Far East LA
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:19 am |
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Make sure you change the availability of the 1TV$ to other than what you had it at, they do tend to keep after it. |
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madhatter73
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Joined: 30 Jun 2006
Posts: 267
Location: 419 Tea Party
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:17 pm |
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Still no proof of the accident and now the lad is calling me a liar for not sending the money. He didn't fill out the forms in order to get the MTCN. Slaps have gone out to get him in line with the program.  |
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FUCK YOU FOR MESSING WITH ME FOOL - Mike Taylor
How mush is my % of that $2 Millions Dollars in one years? - Mus@ Tundre
i cannot repply your email again and i will put your email to sparm as from now you *DELETED* ashole. - denn1s fr@nk |
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