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 Barrister REMY MARTIN writes like he's had a few...

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asiaguy
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I wished to introduces myself as the Legal Counsel to Mrs Rose Hodonou who is presently sick of Cancer and will be undergoing a surgery by tomorrow. She instructed me to contacting you via email soliciting on her behalf of which one of your active member Mr XXXXXXXXXX (Treasurer) is aware of this. (actually my character is a "she" and got dizzy reading the opening paragraph.)

She is asking that you help in contacts her Financial House where she deposited her fund worth USD$4.0000.000.00 and lay claimings (how much? and what?) over the fund in helping the less-previledged and unfortunate and less populous ones in the global, she was reported by her Doctor that she has no more much lives in her(She's a cat?) and therefore she decided to make this total investment into the charitable organization who has sense and feelings to the unfortunates and porest in the world.

Nevertheless, before now, she was married to one Mr.Ishaq Hafiz Ibrahim a moslem devolt man who later gave his life to christ and got himself another name as Mr Gerald Kossou Hodonou Late(I guess that makes him the "late Mr. Late") who I was formally an Attorney to before his death in 2003 with his two children in the Benin air crash.

She had warned me not to allow her brothers-in-law to have anything to do with this fund as all their aim is to use it in sponsoring a terriorist launching attack on the USA(that's NOT good...)


The family is hailed from the Sierra-Leone Southern Province in West Africa but based in Benin Rep. because of the last Sierra-Leone civil war in their country.

So Sir/Madam, Men and women of good will and understanding, she is believing on your assistances and help to have her dreams and visions realised.

Thanks and God bless
I am eagerly looking forward to hearing from your kind male urgently.

Regards
Barr.Martin Remy Esq (SAB)

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Gleep
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell Mr. Remy Martin to have another drink... Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've always said that we need to help the "less populous ones in the global" Laughing

That's great stuff. Very funny letter. Very Happy
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guineagirl
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Helping the less populous...

So the money should go to, say, Western Sahara, Wyoming, perhaps Antarctica?
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onyenekwu
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

basically, anyplace with serious low birth rate statistics. hey! that includes Japan.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm ready to go help populate less populated places (I live in one).
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The Man
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am as least populated as I can be.... please send the money to me! I promise if you do the only drink I will ever drink is Remy Martin!

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