It made me smile

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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:25 am

This is a grimy business disrupting lads. Trying to stem the flood of scammers is at times tedious. Once in a while I smile at a reply. It can be something simple like.

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Let us do this ransaction

To this lad I am a Lord with a large country home and a good pheasant shoot. All things lordly are mine with menservants, the lot. I think he wanted to show me that he knew all about these things and as a pseudo lord ,could be trusted. Laughing

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Please, I must say you do need to sit up and make the remittance, I know
you are very busy but create ample time and send me the demurages ,only if
respect the importance of your said consignment here with me??. Infact it
will interest you to know that am the Chairman of Volta Securities and the
current president of Funds Release Headquarters - Africa. As an ex-
convict, actually for the fact that i shot a Director of the securities
for betraying my trust. I must say i like bush hunting very much and my
support of my uncle's -Sambo Farms Nigeria, has really broadened my
understanding of country lifestyle.

Back to business, I am willing to help your case just remit the demurage,
the earlier the better it will be for us all. Your servants are very rude,
to think that am begging you for moneywhen actually you the master want my
help?.Let me understand you still need my co-operation or not, for am
real tired of going round in circles,Laurel and Hardy can go for me, not
mind your language,
for Mr. Bean just an old aquintance of the Lord Mayor of London himself,,,
very good family friends back then.

Somehow it lets the sun in

Smile

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:18 am

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i shot a Director of the securities

Perhaps you should point out that's not the kind of shooting you do on your estate, instead restricting yourself to pheasant, quail, partridge, etc... Laughing