Cheque lad loses it

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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:26 pm

This lad's always been a bit moody (which means great material for slapping Very Happy

), but I think my 'fellow guyman' character thanking him for the chopped money pushed him over the edge or something. This mail just in... (the nested quotes are part of his mail and taken from a conversation between the lad and my chopper character)

Mugu wrote:

Iwana,do you know you just send the 2000pounds to the wrong hand again .May god forgive you anyway the cops will be after you .I taugth you were a responsible person .The what barrister brown has to tell me after you paid him the money that was suppose to be for Life saving

Chopper wrote:

Mugu wrote:

Okay forget it then.You dont knwo me and u keep saying little boi.Anyways keep ur game tight.larer

Yea whatever. Thanks for your 2000 pounds. Iwana thinks you are a little boi too.
Pleasure doing business with ya!

that is the person that hack our mails and you have decided to pay him the last 2000 pounds making stupidity of me .I sent you my photo IDs and every other thing you requested for still you chose the wrong way .You are not a real christain i believe .Let me let you kno wthe truth .You are going to pay the bank you cahed the checks 4000 pounds after a while.I have called the person that sent the check and he has withdraw his approval of paying you the funds .So get to the bank tomorow to see you account negative 4000 pounds .Who is now stupid me or you.

I am serious about all this call you bank now to confirm . I trsuted you but you gave me pain.

What the lad doesn't know is that the money is still sitting on Iwana's desk after several failed WU transfers, and she is of course shocked & infuriated by his mental derailment.

Coming up: Will he apologise to her in time before she calls the bank tomorrow and learns that the cheques he sent her were fake?
Who is he talking with in the mails he quoted above, and what are they talking about?
What could he possibly do for Iwana to earn her trust again?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 09 Aug 2007 Posts: 28

Hehehe that's pretty funny. I love reading these.

Reminds me of reading a spy novel.

Good stuff

Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:48 pm

was that mugu talking english or jibberish in them messages Laughing

nice work though bankster Cool

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:00 am

Quote:

was that mugu talking english or jibberish in them messages

When he talks to my scammer character he uses some kind of English-based Muguese. The Pidgin Translator is at a loss. The scientifically proven Wild-Ass Guess method has worked for me so far, though there are probably several people in this forum who understand him very well.

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:24 pm

Great work Bankster! I don't do many cheque baits because they're not funny, but I'm truly impressed with your lad.

Simple math: Pi**ed off Mugu = Happy Baiter. That equation has never failed!

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:58 pm

cry-baby lad. so pathetic. perhaps he's whining 'cause his Oga is about to fire him. ho hum,. He requires more humility.