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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Location: Bald Knob, NF
Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:21 am
We've all seen them: Ridiculous little pieces of nonsensical drivel within the script of the letters from our loving lads. Be it the situation they're claiming to be in, or how they plan to pull this off, there's a passage or word in every one of their letters.
Since I agree with not educating scammers by slapping them for their stupidity, I may never find the answers I want.
Still, it's made me want to ask...
How come diseases never besmirch or even befoul medical treatment... why is it always "defile"?
Why does charity money always have to go to Pakistan and Bulgaria? Why not Bosnia or Detroit?
Why would you want someone who is totally honest to help you commit a crime? Wouldn't a lying scumbag make a much more suitable partner for this sort of thing?
If this guy died without leaving a will, how the hell can I or anyone else stand in as the beneficiary?
You're a banker who's willing to swindle $65,000,000 away from your employer. Why are you suddenly so concerned about keeping your job?
If you've just discovered millions of dollars that absolutely nobody else knows exists in your bank, how did it get there?
If no records were made of this massive deposit, how did you find out all the details of where it came from?
You're an international bank. So if you can't do it, just who the hell will cash a cheque in your country?
What would your questions to the lads be? Or... what would your answers be if you could play mugu-for-a-day? If you've asked questions like these, what was the best / funniest response from a lad?
(Yes, we know the lads are just trying to sell the story. Yes, we know English isn't always their strongest language. No this isn't a dead-serious question. That's why this thread isn't in Main Scambaiting or Hints & Tips.)
Nurse Nasty Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Location: Yet another hotel
Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:19 pm
You mean like:
Why doesn't your bank have a domain server for email accounts? (he just likes using his private email: [email protected])
Why won't your bank accept my check on deposit instead of I need to send the payment to somebody at WU? (transaction system must be down)
How is it that you won't accept my job application without phone/address, but 2 days later you tell me I'm hired without me sending those to you? (HR screw-up)
Why do all of your characters have 2 first names as their name- Jeffrey Joseph, Dwight Kevin, etc? (He probably already tried George Bush, Tony Blair, Monty Python- didn't get any replies!)
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Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:30 pm
Why is it that when a "woman" can't afford to pay her hotel bill, the owner takes her passport off her so she can't leave the country, but still lets her stay in the hotel and use the computers in the hope some stranger will send her the money? Wouldn't he be better off making her work her debt off as a dish washer or something?
Also, why is it that beautiful Russian women would rather agree to marry some ugly oik from Stinkwater, Ohio she's only ever emailed a dozen times rather than some dashing, rich man from her own country?
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