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 My Lad Had a Rough Weekend!

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Red
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I just got this in chat:

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Baiter: you're late today
Lad: yeah, i had a hectic weekend
Lad: got a bad news
Baiter: oh?
Lad: some part of my apartment got razed down Shocked
Baiter: huh?
Lad: yeah, my nephew came over 4 d weekend
Lad: n 4got 2 turn d gas
Baiter: what?!
Lad: dre wuz an inferno
Baiter: and what happened?
Lad: some rooms were affected
Lad: but no life wuz lost
Baiter: that was lucky, how much damage?
Lad: my room, wit some documents, part of d living room, d kitchen itself
Lad: am glooming in mind
Baiter: Huh?
Lad: my mind is clumsy now


Shocked

I wish I could claim this modality... but this is all lad Razz

So own up... who lit the match? Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe there's something wrong with me, but thats ridiculously awesome. ^_^
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks like Persephone hit him with her awesome cooking modality. Poor lad indeed! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So how long before he hits you for an invoice from B+Q (Lagos branch) for all the new building materials he needs to sooth his gloomy mind then eh Red?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hahahaha ^^^ I asked him if insurance would cover it... he said yes... I have my doubts he has insurance, but since he's playing a "high flying executive" he could hardly say no. Ahhh well, c'est la vie!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
am glooming in mind


That's positively poetic!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What's wrong with my cooking? Dinner once again was excellent!! (yes, hubby cooked)

I have a feeling this is going down the 'pity poor me, send me cash' script, Red. Do get some pictures of the culprit with a sign saying how very, very sorry he is. After all, no money for people that do not repent Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It would be nice to send him some Insurance Application Forms. He then needs to snap some pictures of himself standing in front of his damaged room. Hi also has to hold a sign with his claim number. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

An excellent suggestion !! Do direct your lad to insurance fraud business.

You could promise him that if the police forms, photographs at the site, eye-witness accounts, and samples of the mud in the floors sent to you in a vile, he could claim even 100.000$ of insurance money from his house...

You ofcourse would be directing documents and evidence to reputable and wealthy insurance company in your country - and giving him 60% of the profits - Risky Free !!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe he was trying the "Light my [email protected]" modality for another baiter! Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Surly the insurance payment would be bigger if he completely burnt the place down.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I really don't think he was going down the "send me cash I'm desperate route".

We have been talking on yahoo chat for a while now and he's a cheque scammer. He's never asked me to do anything other than "do your job diligently". He's very big on me doing an "efficient job" with the cheques. He went on to describe the damage and such in quite a lot of detail. If he was lying it was purely for the fun of it, because he continues to claim he is a very successful executive (and hence doesn't need charity).

I will email him today offering him insurance services. Very Happy Thanks for the suggestion! I'll see if I can get some photos.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Awwww, the poor wee laddy was almost toast... Very Happy

Not only do we need photos of the apartment for the insurance, but we need to know what precautions against fire he is now taking. Cue lots of forms and sketches required.

Maybe this lad would participate in a How Safe Is Your Kitchen campaign with posters and radio ads? Idea

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Callum, you sir, are evil... I love it! Twisted Evil

I've sent him an email from my original character who has just realised that her good friend is an insurance broker and that her policy actually covers third parties if she so wishes. So she has put him in contact with the broker who will help organise for coverage for his losses.

Of course there will be a lot of paperwork involved, photos will be required of the premises and once the ball gets rolling I will invite him to make a video advertisement for our new African market (the insurance company is very generous when it comes to video testimonials!).

This could be fun... let's see if he bites! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just happen to have a brisket (from Elgin for those who know) on the BBQ. It's been a bit breezy today. He don't live round south San Antone do he?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

hahaha couldnt have happened to a better person!

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