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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Would you eat a hamburger prepared by this young man?

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McDonalds application

This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?

Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS? Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?

I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?

I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?

On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?

Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?

Yes Absolutely.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

well, at least he's honest

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

hehe.. sensational..

now can anyone work it into a bait?
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow! I'd hire this guy right away - such honesty must be rewarded Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A friend of a friend applied for our local McDonald's where the application form asks you to "describe yourself". He wrote "Good looking, with a great haircut" and got the job Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice to see wit is still alive amongst young people Cool

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MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one, would I be here?


Laughing That is so true when you are forced by desperation into these kind of jobs, luckily for me I think those days are finally behind me.

EDIT urban legend, shouldn't have fallen for it, was too good to be true Embarassed Laughing http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/humor/a/job_application.htm

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

4X1X9 wrote:

EDIT urban legend, shouldn't have fallen for it, was too good to be true Embarassed Laughing


You're right - shoulda known it was a put up. But still, it is funny would you not agree?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

MANUELA

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.


Nice one; this is what i always wanted to say but was too scared to say. Been frank and honest does nto always get you the job though..
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Klaasvaak wrote:
MANUELA


Actually I enjoyed the song - good voice.

1971 - hmmmmm ....... with the hokey blond hair, costume and setting it reminded me of another crooner of that time.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gold Hat wrote:
Would you eat a hamburger prepared by this young man? ...


Sure, but I wasn't aware that Reprob8 was looking for a new job. Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A golden oldie but funny anyway. Kudos for having the guts to use these answers. Obviously each new generation thinks its the first time....

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow, I'm quite surprised they hired him.

An entertaining read!

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Gold Hat, you made my night! I have tears rolling down my face from laughing at this one. Thanks for a beautiful and much-needed post.

See http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/mcdonald.asp for how it came to be. Then, if you still want to, go ahead and kick me in the lads for spoiling this thread. I deserve it.

That said, I'd still hire that guy in a minute. And if anybody starts spinning into a "don't believe everything you see on the web" or a "you should have known better" rant after this, I'll put a curse on you! It was posted for laughs, and laughs is what it provided.

Make me an offer and we can haggle.... damn that's still funny 5 minutes later!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Gold Hat these are the lyrics for that golden oldie. It will also teach you how to sing and you'll learn dutch at the same time.

Ik was met haar alleen
We keken naar elkaar
We spraken van de liefde
Het was toch zo mooi

Het leek een droom die nacht
Dat had ik niet verwacht
Ze keek me aan en zei
"Wanneer is dit voorbij?"

Geluk was toen dichtbij
Ik weet nog wat ze zei "
Ik vertrouw op jou, breng mij nu gauw naar huis"

refrein:
Manuela, Manuela Manuela, Manuela Manuela

We reden door de nacht
De radio heel zacht
Het kon niet mooier zijn
't Leek een eeuwig refrein

Ik raakte zo verward
En reed opeens te hard
Ze lachte nog naar mij
Maar toen was het voorbij

Een auto kwam eraan
Het is zo snel gegaan
Wat heb ik door mijn schuld haar aangedaan

refrein

Ze lag daar zwaargewond
Een glimlach om haar mond
Alsof ze zeggen wou
"Het lag niet aan jou"
Het was een ongeluk
Toch is mijn leven stuk
Ik bid tot God dat hij
Haar teruggeeft aan mij
De dokters vechten door
Ze weten niet waarvoor
Wat heb ik door mijn schuld haar aangedaan

refrein (2x)


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Klaasvaak wrote:
Gold Hat these are the lyrics for that golden oldie. It will also teach you how to sing and you'll learn dutch at the same time.


Used a Dutch online translator for the first three stanzas and got this -

Quote:
I was with its only
we looked at to each other
we spoke of love

it was nevertheless this way beautiful
It seemed to a dream that night
that I had not expected
them looked at me and said

when is this beyond?
Luck was then near
I weet still what them said
I trusts you, brings me now rapidly to house


Seems like the translator was on something. Shocked

Which brings up that topic again Klass old buddy - you gotta stop smoking those tulips man - you have gone way too far down the rabbit hole - just take off the wooden shoes - turn off the windmill - and have a wee lay down - you will feel much better in the morning. Thumbs up
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

nono its not the tulips. I just discovered Erdinger and Krombacher weissenbier. I think those are the only 2 good things that ever came from Germany

But you should really learn that song. If you ever visit Holland and can't sing that song you'll be deported back to Canada.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The first band looks like they just got back from a hunting trip where they killed numerous furry animals. Is the second group retro-ABBA Laughing

I will learn the words if you promise to sing a duet with me Thumbs up
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