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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

VegasBaby wrote:
Surprise, surprise... the Royal Crown insurance company uses Western Union!

Demand a bank account instead for tax reasons. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What about rental? How much per day does the policy pay for rental of a bike if yours is stolen/in a wreck?

What about med pay, don't forget the med pay!

Of course you need a quote that breaks all of this down so you can compare to other insurance companies.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I carry a fold up type bike (not a jock strap) on my boat. How abouts storm/wind damage, I know I'm lost at sea Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

VegasBaby wrote:
"In regards to your request, you are expected to pay for the Insurance Application Fee of #400.00 (Four Hundred Pounds),before the application form can be send to you."


Greedy little [CENSORED--Ed.].

Obviously unacceptable. You not only plan to purchase the insurance you have 10-30-odd colleagues and employees interested. Application fees are illegal according to US insurance laws.

He may twig and drop you.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

$400 application fee? Preposterous. They haven't even sent you a detailed quotation yet! This will never do... have you asked to speak to this mugu's manager? I'm sure the manager will provide the explanation you so justly ask for. Something in the vein of "THIS IS MANAGER OK, GO AHEAD AND PAY THE FEE NOW PAY BY WESTERN ONION MONEY TRANSFER, FEE IS $400 US DOLLAR. THIS IS REAL INSURNCE COMPANY NOT HOAX OK YOU GO PAY THE FEE NOW LET ME KNOW." may not be considered a detailed explanation, but it'll buy you some more time.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^Are they premium?

Any assurance they are good?

Anyways, like the tactic of demanding to communicate with his superior.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^... Yep, I like that too, demand communicate with his superior.

Then sack his superior. And tell the original lad what an asshole the superior was.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I ignored his demand for 400 pounds, and instead told him that my entire cycling club of 350 people wants insurance, and are we eligible for a group rate?

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

After several weeks of back and forth, I finally got the insurance company to send me an application. It's pretty hilarious, they must have downloaded it from the University of North Carolina website, and then they forgot to change the wording, so it still mentions the University.

So this is ripe for a mass bait. I told the insurance company that my bicycle club "Tail Wind Riders Bike Club" (350 members) is looking for a group policy. Now I think it is time for all of the members to write to them with their questions, concerns, suggestions, etc.

Please feel free to email the representative. His name is Mr. Philios Z., GM of Royal Crown Insurance Company:

[email protected]

I have the application docs as well, but I'm not sure how to post them here. There are 7 pages.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

VegasBaby wrote:
I have the application docs as well, but I'm not sure how to post them here. There are 7 pages.


What file format are they in at the moment?

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You may wish to add to the thread title "MASS BAIT:"

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's got mail!!

My bicycle is a $4000 2007 Schwinn Pelato Pro and I wanted to make sure the group policy would cover one that expensive.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What file format are they in at the moment?
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They're jpgs

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Go to www.photobucket.com , sign yourself up, then upload them to there and cross-link to here.

If that sounds a bit complex I can go through it slower for you if you like. This is generally how people show pictures on here.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just asked for the rate for an Atala 10 speed 1984 with candy apple red paint job with the metal flakes in cherry condition.

Will share if he writes back!

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If you take the bicycle to England, be sure to have it modified for left side of the road driving.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I asked him whether the policy would cover my original 1940's Penny Farthing, and whether it would extend to the free Oil Lamp I was given when I bought it.

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I am almost having a bad sight as a result of click on the box

my eyes are paining me now cos i have been
looking at the computer for more than six hours

you cannot subject me to this suffering

i am sick and tired of this shit.

I don't go with this Idea at all, this is not how business is done

whenever i make mistake even at the peak of retrieving the numbers i would ask to go back to the begining and this has virtually consumed all my time by doing this

i cant stress my self any more..I now have a back pain cos of this

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I got the forms. They are painful to look at, definite Hall of Shame material. Don't they have a Kinkos in... wherever he is?

You could buy, say, 20 of these bikes for thr price of insurance. I'm going to see if I can get a discount....

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XXXXX <[email protected]> wrote:
Mr. Ph--ilios,

I am interested in applying for bike insurance. I am a member of the
bike clube that is interested in obtaining a group rate.

My Bike is a 1984 Atala, in mint condition with candy apple red body,
with the metallic flakes.

Could you send me an application form and the rates?

Thank you,

XXX


Attn:XXXXX,

In regards to your request,Full coverage for
your bicycle/Bike 1984 Atala, in mint condition
with candy apple red body,with the metallic flakes.
is #43.30 for each month and #520.00(Five Hundred
and Twenty British Pounds);for each 1year.

More so, you are expected to pay for the individual
/Personal Insurance Application Fee #400.00
(Four Hundred Pounds).

Please,use the name of Accounting Officer below
to remit the fund #400.00 and Total Insurance
coverage for the year you wish to apply for insured
coverage.(1-50yrs).

Use the Accounting officer name below to send the funds;
via Western Union or Money Gram.

NAME: MR. ROBERT WRIGHT
ADDRESS: LONDON
TEST QUESTION: A
ANSWER: B

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

at least you got a proper response. He just said yes, to all my questions:

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Dearest Mr. Ph1li0s,

I am a member of the "Tail Wind Riders Bike Club" and I hear that are bike club may be purchasing your insurance services.YES!

I have an original 1940's Penny Farthing, and was wondering whether this would be included in the group policy? YES!

The specifications are below:

Wheel Diameter: 43" front, 14" rear (16 x 1.75 rim)
Height: adjustable
Weight: 30 lbs (14 kg)
Color: black.

It has a leather seat and wooden handlebar grips. I also was fortunate enough to get a free Oil Lamp with the bike, would this be covered aswell? YES! I'm sure it must be worth thousands nowadays.

Yours,

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I am almost having a bad sight as a result of click on the box

my eyes are paining me now cos i have been
looking at the computer for more than six hours

you cannot subject me to this suffering

i am sick and tired of this shit.

I don't go with this Idea at all, this is not how business is done

whenever i make mistake even at the peak of retrieving the numbers i would ask to go back to the begining and this has virtually consumed all my time by doing this

i cant stress my self any more..I now have a back pain cos of this

pony

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

wow, he's all excited about this new bicycle insurance plan. he already replied and answered all the questions in bold. 182,000 covers EVERYONE. no deductibles and medical is included!! great deal, we should jump on this! :)


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Mr Phillios,

I was recently given your contact information from my club to send questions. My bicycle club (Tail Wind Riders) is looking to buy a group policy to cover all of us. As you know, competitive bicycle racing can be expensive.
Anyway, my bicycle is a 2007 Schwinn Peloton Pro. It is worth $2300 new. How much will the group policy cover? 350 MEMBERS WILL COVER #182,000.00 + #1,400.00 FOR REGISTRATION FEE I am assuming that everyone will pay the same annual rate?YES! I want to be sure that everything with my bicycle will be covered since mine is worth more than other members in the club. Is there a deductible on repairs? NO FOR RCIC, YOUR CLUB MAY GIVE YOU SUCH OFFER. What about rider protection?YES ON AUTHENTIC PROOF As you may have seen on the Tour de France, falls are commonplace.

Thanks for your help,

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I wonder if they cover fire caused by my acetylene lamp - the vets fee for the singed puppy have been enormous

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, I asked for a %30 discount as a member of the club. Our lad refused, so I told him the Treasurer of the club had told me we should get a %30 discount.

Don't you think we should get a %30 discount? I sure do! We have over 300 members!

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EXXX XXXXe
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Dear Mr Philios,

I'm sorry, but I spoke with the treasurer of the Tail Wind Riders
Bicycle Club, and she assured me that we would get a %30 discount
since all of us are going to sign up.

Am I mistaken?

If possible, please resubmit a quote with the %30 discount, and I will
send the funds immediately, otherwise, I may seek insurance with another company.

Thank you,

Edward

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A 30% disount? Hell, I forgot to ask aboot that when I went in on the mass bait. Dopey me... must be because I'm a new member to Tail Wind Riders Club and forgot about the benefits. (this club does accept Harley drivers right?)

Oooh geez... I didn't even request a copy of the letter of compliance I'll need for the Ministry of Insuring Non-Combustible-Fuel-Powered Vehicles. I hope this insurance company has a lot of patience for government bureaucracy. Twisted Evil
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Well I'm in. And by the way: where I live a bike insurance is more or less a must in real life!

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