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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Sun May 18, 2008 12:55 am |
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Is this your Eze? I received it today.
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From the desk of: Mr. Patrick Eze
International Settlement Dept.
EcoBank Nigeria
Attention,
Immediate ATM Cash Card Payment Notification
This is to officially inform you that we have verified your payment file and found out that why you have not received your fund is because you have not fulfilled the obligations given to you in respect of your contract/inheritance payment.
Secondly we have been informed that you are still dealing with the none officials in the bank all your attempt to secure the release of the fund to you. We wish to advise you that such an illegal act like this have to stop if you wishes to receive your payment since we have decided to bring a solution to your problem.
Right now we have arranged your payment through our swift card payment center Asia pacific, that is the latest instruction from Economic community of west African States (ECOWAS) and Nigerian Government.
This card center will send you an ATM card which you will use to with draw your money in any ATM machine in any part of the world, so if you like to receive your fund in this way, please let us know by contacting us back and also send the following information as listed below.
1. Full name
2. Phone and fax number
3. Address were you want them to send the ATM card to
(p.o box not acceptable)
4. Your age and current occupation
5. Attach copy of your identification
6, Are you a property onwer?
We have been Mandated by the ECOWAS Parliament to issue out $5.4 as part payment for this fiscal year 2008.
Also for your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment.
Note that because of impostors, we hereby issued you our code of conduct, which is (ATM-811) so you have to indicate this code when contacting the card center by using it as your subject.
Wait for your expedite response.
Yours in service,
Mr. Patrick Eze
International Settlement Dept.
EcoBank Nigeria
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"I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Tue May 20, 2008 9:20 pm |
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No, my Eze was from Benin.
But any Eze is a good Eze  |
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"Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
 = Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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Richerthansin
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 May 2008
Posts: 15
Location: - in the US, please help me escape this hellhole!
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Sat May 24, 2008 3:32 am |
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Absolutely unbelievable. I actually had to stop reading and take a break, almost woke up the wife.
Thank you Worf
I hope you can keep goin with it, lol! |
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You what?
New to 'leet, PM if I miss something, and TIA.
"You have to take it serious because i forsee no great opportunity." - Mrs. Niko
". . . are you just bluffling about it?" - Joe Tran
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Tue May 27, 2008 10:13 pm |
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After a brief hiatus, the Swedish Chef returns (because Dr. Otuvie sent me a pissy e-mail). I took a bit of a break because I couldn't really decide what to do next. Apparently Dr. Otuvie didn't like that.
Subject: YOU ARE A FOOLY
You have caused serious problem for me here with the lawyer and have seriously damaged my reputation here simply because I invited you for us to be friends and do business together. You should have told me that you are not interested rather than making me to look like a 419, scammer and drug dealer before the lawyer,
I wish you good luck
Hey, I never said he was a drug dealer!
Don't worry Dr. Otuvie, I'm sure Christopher the lawyer is okay with you (especially since you're probably the same person).
Dr. Otuvie,
Noo noo, I nefer seeed yuoo vere-a a droog deeler. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Und vhy dues zee levyer theenk yuoo ere-a a scemmer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! I seemply hefe-a recunseedered oopeneeng zee restoorunt becoose-a I hefe-a beee deeleeng veet my greeeff seence-a my seester deeed. Bork bork bork! I ifee let Shelly gu. She-a duesn't knoo vhere-a I em unymure-a und I vunt tu keep it thet vey. Bork bork bork! I feel my leeffe-a hes tu gu in a noo durecshun noo. I'm surry iff thees hes mede-a theengs deefffficoolt fur yuu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!
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"Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:17 pm |
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Did the Swedish Chef die? Or, has the bait officially ended? |
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"I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:12 pm |
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| Just for the heck of it, I started replying to a scammer as The Swedish Chef. For all of my e-mail replies, I used http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/ to translate my e-mails into "chef speak." |
Just for the hell of it, I put this site's link into the rinkwork's site, the result made me cry (with laughter). Check it out for yourself |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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