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 My barrister wants me to send him a laptop computer!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, it seems my barrister lad is having a problem with Moneygram and he canīt get the MTCN. I will have to waste some more of his time with questions about the new laptop(ie. brand name, what type of processor etc.) Afterward, I thought maybe I can send his money to a bank 300 miles away in Durban, SA (he is in Johanesburg) along with the fedex delivery of his laptop. This could be a nice safari for him?


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Could you please assist me with this security verification,i have been waiting for it to download for more than 3hours in a public computer but it was just on 0.02% completion.
It was said that it will take 100% completion to show the MTCN,i have been waiting and i have a court case to attend to kindly assist me do it i sent you mail earlier on as regard the problem with my laptop being crashed while i was trying to get the MTCN done.
Please assist me by sending to me a laptop so that i wont have to go out and access my mails.
I await your urgent response as quickly as possible.
Sincerely Yours
Barrister Ruben James(Esq.)


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is where Scam Patroller's courier service comes into play nicely. I highly recommend it for this bait!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I see a NICE safari.

You can send him a laptop with all kinds of extras as a gift.....and he'll be on safari in no time!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

SP's service is offline at present, pm to Oxygendeprived, he has a site you operate yourself, very useful, and easy to use

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I you'd be up to spending a few bucks, it might be fun to send him an Etch-a-Sketch.. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's just awesome. I have two lads going to their respective post offices looking for the digital cameras I keep trying to send them, and they're hilarious. Not nearly enough distance to count as safari, but lots of fun!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You can also send pictures of possible lap top models. Of course, he will not be able to open the first ones since they're actually large dll files disguised as jpg files. When you finally send actual pictures, they will be of the wrong items, blurry or contain many large flaws or spots on them. Combined with your list of questions, you can keep him tied up for quite a while.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The lads love the Sony Vaio's with built in cameras and DVD burning capabilities. Ask them if they want the optional 16 hour battery or if 12 hours is enough. You could send them both. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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sending to me a laptop so that i wont have to go out and access my mails.


I'd slap the hell out of him for this.... What kind of barrister doesn't even have his own computer??? And where is he going to access his emails? The internet cafe?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

geneshalit wrote:
I you'd be up to spending a few bucks, it might be fun to send him an Etch-a-Sketch.. Twisted Evil


That made me snort my coffee.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If his name is "Ruben James", tell him you will send him the "First Edition" of the Kenny Rogers Laptop!

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 9:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

slowfreddie wrote:
SP's service is offline at present, pm to Oxygendeprived, he has a site you operate yourself, very useful, and easy to use


I'm using this one at the moment. It's really easy to use and you edit the tags yourself so you can describe your own hold ups. Mine got stuck in customs for almost a week. My lad just asked me to change the address from Nigeria to an England address..... I don't think so buddy!

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I actually have pictures of a MY dell laptop for all baiter's to use, since it's been brought up twice mind making it a stickie? (pretty please) Smile

Heres the link:

My laptop pics

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

perfect laptops for this kind of situation : http://www.anuscomputer.com
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

its http://www.anuslaptops.com/ and not the one above
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

There is a little button at the top right of your post which says 'edit' please use it.

(Back seat mod) Laughing

Otherwise excellent site!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@nobody: Damn that's good. I actually knew a guy who opened a real computer shop called "Uranus" (no I'm not kidding), but this is way better!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now, after several e-mail exchanges about the laptop and the difficulty getting the MTCN from 1TV5, my lad wants more goodies!

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Attn:xxxxxxxxxx,
Thanks for your effort as regards the conclusion of this project.I recieved your mail and the content were quite understood,i would want you to ask the people in the moneygram office what the problem seems to be.
I am currently in The Republic of Zimbabwe to secure some documents which will help us conclude this project as soon as possible.I would send to you the address which you will use to send to the Laptop,it will be preferable if you can send it via DHL courier services which is more easier and quicker to recieve.I hope am not asking for two much things from you,if you dont mind send along the Laptop a wrist watch and mobile phone which can be used here in this part of the world.I hope to hear from you urgently so that we can conclude the reciever of the sum of $500. and proceed with the necessary arrengement regarding the conclusion of this project.Could you please make out time and call me on this number 0027-763237255.
I hope to hear the out come of the meeting you will have with the money gram office or agent.Have a wonderful day.
Sincerely Yours
Barrister Ruben James(Esq.)



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

NJbaiter wrote:
...preferable if you can send it via DHL courier services which is more easier and quicker to recieve...

Hey, you're shipping it, don't let him dictate the method! Wink

NJbaiter wrote:

...a wrist watch...

Send him your daughter's old Barbie or son's Scooby Doo watch. His fault for not specifying. Very Happy

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