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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction"

Action - Rather than make an extra trip, carry every possible tool you may need to assemble a shelving unit and mount it on a wall upstairs. While taking everything upstairs, drop your cordless drill and have it land, battery side down, on your foot at the precise moment it touches the next step.

Reaction - Loud cursing, 2 broken toes, hairline fracture, massive pain, trip to the doctor, get a silly shoe to wear, get a script for vicodin.

Thus endeth the lesson... X marks the point of impact
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 3:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ouch...

Nothing that a little alcohol won't fix tho...

Make sure to get your doctor to write you a prescription for 3 bottles of a good whiskey of your choice Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 3:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OUCH!

Seeing as you can't "R8tise" yourself.....


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 3:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ouch ... ouch ...

Makes me want to crying (if that had happened to me of course).

But in the meantime ... hope you get well soon ...
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That looks like it might have hurt some, sorry to hear about it. Sad

On the other hand, some people will do anything for vicodin... Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reprob8 wrote:
... the lesson ...


Intended result of lesson: learn not to carry too many things at once.

Probable result of lesson: "Ah fuck it, I'm not gonna climb the stairs twice, gimme that drill ..."

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm sure the drill just "accidentally" fell on your foot after you discovered that you were low on vicodin....
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sheesh....you see a thread in General where the Author is Reprob8, you are instantly happy (like r8 after his Vicodin kicks in) and then this: The thread is about his stinky feet..... Shocked Shocked Laughing Laughing

Like the ones before me said: You┤d do anything for Vicodine, eh? Wink Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@R8. I am one of your biggest fans, but have you ever considered a pedicure? Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Damn. I placed my bets on someone else to post an "I stubbed my toe!"-thread first. Sad

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The "doc in a box" (minor emergency center) was great. I was in there with a guy who was working on his motorcycle when it fell on his leg and a skateboarder who screwed up his elbow. I heard the doc tell the motorcycle guy the x-rays showed no break but it was really going to hurt for a few days so take some MOTRIN. Right away, I knew this Dr. was going to be a pain in the ass. He gets over to me and said I had indeed had a small fracture of my 4th metatarsal and had dislocated the bones in the 3rd and 4th toes. So he yanks them into place, gives me this funny looking shoe to put on and said to take MOTRIN if it really hurt. I said "Classify this as drug seeking behavior if you'd like, but I really want hydrocodone or oxycodone for the pain. Motrin is like taking baby aspirin to me" . He said he'd give me a script for 10 vicodin. I said "10??? It'll take me 5 just to get over the embarrassment of wearing this silly-looking shoe in public". So he upped it to 20. Just then, the motorcycle guy said "Hey, what about me?" Apparently, he heard our conversation. So the doc wrote him a script for 20 also. The doctor says "Anyone Else?" - the skateboarding kid was with his mom, otherwise I'm sure he would have gotten some too.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The things you are willing to subject your body to, for a bit of vicodin, is quite amazing..... Rolling Eyes





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Seriously....that looks really really painful.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reprob8 wrote:
... drug seeking behavior ...


Drug seeking behavior? Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You HAVE got to meet my Doc R8! The foot of a child needs at least 360 10 mg, Vicodin. Motrin. Laughing Good one. Next time, ask for a Fentanyl patch and some promethazine.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratz for the prescription Razz

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice carpet Reprob8.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We have the same color carpet and I've done that to myself the same way. The only difference is that I stuck my foot out to break the fall of my cordless intentionally. From the size of the bruise and the damage to the bones, it appears that it was a Milwaukee 6xf99 18volt 1/2" driver/drill.
It's amazing what you do to yourself to get 20 Vicodin.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Connie L. Gus wrote:
From the size of the bruise and the damage to the bones, it appears that it was a Milwaukee 6xf99 18volt 1/2" driver/drill.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm just so happy that you were actually HANDLING A HOME REPAIR TOOL - I avoid the home repair tools because I am afraid of them. Husband boasts that he is not afraid, but he also avoids them. In our 1910 bungelow that has been in a constant state of remodel, we have had no baseboards for 11 years. I would give you vicodin if you would come to my house with your drill!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nobody has asked the important question yet.

Is the drill o.k.??? Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Time to move to Nevada R8. The ER gives you hydromorphone (Dilaudid), just for coming by. Costs $200 though, but at the time, who cares? If it had landed bit down, Morphine is the correct medicatation.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

kleindoofy wrote:
Reprob8 wrote:
... drug seeking behavior ...


Drug seeking behavior? Shocked

It's amazing what I learn on this site.


My sister used to work in a busy general practitioners' office. You'd be AMAZED at the ridiculous lengths people will go to to get their drug of choice. One cheeky sod even went in claiming he'd dropped a heavy drill on his foot. As if.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gnasher wrote:
... drug of choice. ...


I can get my drug of choice at the supermarket for EUR 0.99 any time I want.

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I prefer a nice Kiwi sauvignon blanc myself but I take your point Smile As the family medic says, "whatever gets you there".

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