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rentacow
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Apr 2006
Posts: 148
Location: Known Universe, Virgo Super-cluster, Local Group, Milkyway Galaxy, Orion Arm, Sol, Earth.
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:16 pm |
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I just sent this to a stubborn courier service. I offered to meet him in London (his supposed office location.) with multiple laptops and cash reimbursements in any amount, but he decided �810 via western onion was the better option.
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WHY CAN YOU NOT MEET ME IN LONDON! SURELY YOUR COMPANY IS COORDINATED ENOUGH THAT THEY WILL UNDERSTAND THEIR CLIENTS NEEDS FOR SECURITY! WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS ARE YOU RUNNING SIR? SOME KIND OF SCAM, IS IT?! IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO MEET ME IN LONDON I AM NOT WILLING TO GO FURTHER WITH THIS DELIVERY! I AM OFFERING YOU A CASH REIMBURSEMENT AND EVEN LAPTOP COMPUTERS TO COVER ANY TROUBLES MY MEETING MAY CAUSE! IS THIS HOW YOU ARE GOING TO TREAT ME!?!?! I AM A VERY BUSY MAN AND MY SCHEDULE WILL NOT ALLOW ME TO STAY AT HOME AND WAIT FOR YOU. I HAVE CLIENTS TO ATTEND TO! MEET ME IN LONDON, AND I WILL PAY YOU AS MUCH FEES AS IS NEEDED. I WILL PROVIDE FURTHER DETAILS FOR OUR MEETING ONCE YOU COMPLY.
T** B*****!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What do you think about me "yelling" my name? 
It really surprised me he didn't go for the laptops. I now realize his IP (81.199.197.166) traces back to Israel.  I forgot to check that earlier.
What do you think about this slap? What do you suggest I do to improve slaps in the future? |
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HurricaneFloyd
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 18 Sep 2006
Posts: 84
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:28 pm |
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maybe edit your baiter name out of that? maybe i'm just being paranoid but..... |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:33 pm |
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Israel IPs are generally satellite providers. So he is probably in some Nigerian internet cafe. |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:59 pm |
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| What do you think about this slap? What do you suggest I do to improve slaps in the future? |
Very good. But don't forget to slap him if HE uses all caps in return. Very rude of him to do that you know... |
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Bob Suronkle
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Aug 2007
Posts: 21
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:08 pm |
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Wow! I can't wait till I get to slap my first lad for being rude! It sends icy shivers of anticipation down my spine! I think that it was a very impressive slap, overall. You slapped him pretty good. Keep up the awwesome work!
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:22 pm |
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Slapping for caps is a great idea. You can just imagine your lad's frustration when he's expecting MTCN details or other important information and all he gets is a "can you please not write in capital letters in the future it hurts my head?"
(note that you can slap politely) |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:32 am |
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I think it was a good slap. Clean, right to the point, hard but not outrageous. You should get a nice grovelling apology at least. (Don't get even, get mad!) How you use your lad's apology is entirely up to you.
Sometimes your lad will slap back, which can be just as much fun. Either way you win. If your lad twigs on you, just wait a bit and bait him anew. Lather, rinse and repeat! |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:27 am |
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<br>I don't know about anybody else, but I love sending slapping emails to lads with the subject heading "MTCN details..."
I can almost imagine the lad wetting himself in anticipation when he sees the subject heading only to receive a kick in the goolies when he opens it.  |
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rentacow
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Apr 2006
Posts: 148
Location: Known Universe, Virgo Super-cluster, Local Group, Milkyway Galaxy, Orion Arm, Sol, Earth.
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:53 pm |
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^^^ Awesome idea. I will put that in my "Bag O' Tricks". |
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Send me your death threats! I'll make you famous!
Dan (Stu) "I'm in the Bahamas sipping a cocktail on a boat."
Lad "What?"
Dan (Stu) "I'm in the Bahamas sipping a cocktail on a boat!"
Lad "I can't hear you."
Dan (Stu) "Good." |
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