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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I knew he was an arrogant son-of-an-unnamed-camel, but my latest lad said this to me today!

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I like going to Beach !! Walking on the water


No, I'm not going to ask him for pics of him doing that. I have other plans for him Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Like what? What could be better than getting a pic of him walking on water

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Crucify the sonofabiatch. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Blasphemy! Burn in hell! Evil or Very Mad Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

is this guy serious? Laughing ask him if he can make some wine for you Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Insist on a walking on the water pic. That trumps Christ on a bike.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

See if he can find that golf ball I used on the approach to 17. It was my lucky golf ball.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds like this calls for a bit of photoshop.

Tell him you believe that he is perhaps the Son of God and through his divine spirit you were able to walk on water (insert Marv and a nice pic of someone walking on water) and that he should replicate it to prove his claims (you only deal with true deities now Laughing )

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 5:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Careful Wayne... you might be baiting Criss Angel!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 6:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Roycropper wrote:
That trumps Christ on a bike.

Although.... that's a trophy I'd love to see as well.... Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 7:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

<br>Cue the theme tune from 'Jaws'. Shocked Ask him if he can "Jump the shark"

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe you shoud offer to front him the loaves and the fishes, not to mention the wine...
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I vote for the real thingy (like they do in the Phillipines):


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Confused Mind putting a NSFS (Not Safe for Stomach)

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

All and all a rather bad way to spend a Friday afternoon. . . .

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If he can do the water to wine thing? I think he might be worth something.

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