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 I hope this scares him to DEATH...hahahaha...

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Old Master
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My own kind of "slap..." EDIT: To clarify...this is ME slapping the LAD.

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"...so read this carefully now, thou foul one...the next time I come to thee...I am coming as BABA DEATH. Thou wilst know me not, moog-loo...thou will not recognize me...for my next dreadful garb no one has looked upon but the cursed who have walked before us, through the black door...and wander now in the land of dark clouds, red smoke, crawling things, and slimy vipers. Yes, moog-loo...I will come to thee, perhaps as a softly beautiful lover...or as a smiling child...or as a saintly old, white-haired woman...thou canst not know who I am until I reveal meself in all me dark glory...Death-oooo...coming to my very good moog-loo friend. eeeEEEEaaaaAAHHHHHahahahahah OOOOOooooooooooooooo..........................get thee prepared, there's a good lad...thou can noo escape. Do not attempt to flee...WAIT...what's that rattle? That slither? That screech? heh-heh...oh my...but he's a delectable morsel...

Walk slowly down that dark alley in Lagos and I am there, behind thee. Creep past those moonlit, skeletal-armed trees...and I will be kneeling behind one of them, reaching for thy ankle. Enter that unlighted room at midnight...and I am the shadow crouched in the farthest corner...stretching forth my claws, seeking thee. That artery in thy neck...pulsing...warm...oooo...I can't wait...ooo...to get me gnashers on it and RIP IT TO SHREDS MOOOooooog-loooooooo!!! AAAHHhhhhaa HAHAHAhahahaha....oooooooooooOOOOOOOOeeeeeEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Fare the well for now, me good lad...for NOW...haha...ooo...eeeiiiiiAAAHHHHoooooo....

And, rest thee well tonight...

This be old Angus...the Shadowman...thy dark friend. Surrender to me, moog-loo...SURRENDER TO MEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee....................." Evil or Very Mad Shocked Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think he copied this from an Anne Rice text I read once. Slap him till he bleeds. Tell him you have a friend who can exorcise that demon for him. Maybe sympathize with him about how horrible it must be to have those voices in his head all the time. Recommend Thorazine.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

JDanielsTN wrote:
I think he copied this from an Anne Rice text I read once. Slap him till he bleeds...


Sorry, old son...you read it wrong. This is ME, slapping this LAD that made me angry. I can guarantee you, backed up by $1000 cash, risky-free, that you have never read those words anywhere but right here...the product of my own febrile mind. Took about ten minutes, another ten to polish it up.

But thanks for the compliment.

BTW...are these lads at all frightened by ghosties, goblins, and things that go BOO in the night?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought it was you. Cool

Good job! Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Damn! That's good! Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oops, my mistake. My most humble apologies. Okay, then I rephrase:

It sounds like something Anne Rice could have written.

All is well, then?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 3:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^ Very Happy (...and I still thank you for the compliment Embarassed )

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Old Master

Creative! Smile

Are they afraid of spirits? hhmm. . . do you remember this thread? Just thinking about it makes me laugh.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=110910&highlight=spooked

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

BABA DEATH .... Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've wondered about bringing up strong juju myself in my current bait; she/he seems very superstitious. Is it effective ever? Please let us know any replies!

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Are they afraid of spirits? hhmm. . . do you remember this thread? Just thinking about it makes me laugh.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=110910&highlight=spooked

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