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Josh
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:19 am |
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It is a bit of a copy from Ed's safaris, but it would mean that you wouldn't run out of excuses for why Michelle keeps on moving to place after place. |
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The False Italian
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Red
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Joined: 25 May 2007
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:33 am |
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@ TFI - What lad doesn't like camels and sand? I'll work on it
@ Josh & 419buster - Yes, I think it is a great idea, I'm planning on bringing H4m1sh back on the scene to facilitate this... he has some really evil contacts.
Just a short email to the lad to let him know things are happening:
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Dear Baby
Thank god you're coming for me... I need you now more than ever, I love you so much, I will see you soon. Our baby is safe and so are the jewels, I have double locked them now and have taken to tying the string around my wrist when I sleep. I am moving to Bissau very soon, I am so glad you are coming to help me, we have to get out of here, I can hear people searching for me, calling out my name... they don't know I'm here though... I think they have people all over the country.
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guineagirl
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Aug 2005
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 5:55 am |
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But how is she supposed to get to Bissau without her passport? It's time for him to go back to Dubreka and demand it! |
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Red
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:10 am |
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^^^ She's going to sneak over the border nah if you look closely at the email i told him i lost my national ID (which i called a "passcard" as well). I told him I needed that to get into the embassy. I don't want to lose the passport just yet, I want him to get more stamps in his own passport first.
When it's time for him to start digging I'll lose it .
GG: would you recommend biking through western guinea? |
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OxygenDeprived
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Joined: 05 Mar 2007
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:35 am |
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@Red, wouldn't you think if this guy really loved her, he'd have been there by now. Maybe her hormones kick in and she doesn't think he's really coming. Ask him to prove it by scanning his passport with all the country stamps in it for you. |
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mr. mugu
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Joined: 13 Apr 2004
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Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:23 pm |
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Josh wrote: |
It is a bit of a copy from Ed's safaris |
Perhaps a man named Usman could do the kidnapping? Perhaps we can have your lad and Ed have a meet. I'm sure that Fahdid's diabolical "rituals" demand the sacrifice of a first born. |
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Red
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:41 pm |
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Yeah I'd love for this lad to meet 3d. If he ever makes it back home I'll get him to drop by Port Harcourt and they can have coffee/kill each other.
the se7en dragoooooons are sure to be involved in this bait somehow |
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mr. mugu
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:11 pm |
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If you like, I can tell Ed that I've been sent out to do another job for Fahd1d. He needs a pregnant woman to use the firstborn for Amy's wedding. |
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"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
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Red
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:46 pm |
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Ok all you crazy 1k3 fans out there you're not going to believe this email... I think it pretty much speaks for itself (it was sent 5 times ). Oh and if you're a lad hugger you're REALLY going to enjoy this .
Our mate 1k3:
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Subject: I am in the Hospital,But I am fine now
Honey,
I Hope all is very well with you and my son 1k3 the second,I really Thank God for the Good and Kind Protection over us am happy that you have win the Evil Devils,
Honey Yesterday was a terrible day in my life with my good brother J3rry as we are on the way to K4ndi4fara with a car, our car stoped on the way coz the road is too bad so we change over to a Motor Bike I and My God Brother J3rry to pick you up Immediately coz his the only one that is caring about my Accommodation fees and Food,Entertainment (ahhh... now it makes sense).Infact You really nee to see J3rry.
On our way we had a Motor Accident With J3rry and I, and we were rushed to the Hospital De K4msar Immediately for the treatment,we don,t know what really happy to us until this Morning we saw our salf,s in the hospital but Thank,s be to God Almight that we are ok now but The doctor told us that we really need a Medical checkup but that is not the mean point rightnow ,We will be discharge from the hospital tomorrow been saturday and we will contiue our journrey immediately.
Honey I want you to listen now,Ask anybody to direct you to british Embassy or Nigeria Embassy in that Guinee Bissau then when you got to there please incase they ask you anything about your bag tell them that what is in there is your dress and the baby dress too also the woman thing,s as you did before in lisbon,Then ask them for a favour to keep you with them that your husband is on the way coming to pick you that your wedding date is coming near.don,t tell them any story yet until am there
Moreso, if you feel you are not safe where you are now , Please ask for a Catholic Church around there and meet with the Rev. Father of the Church, explain to him that you need to meet with your husband and he is on his way in search for you. Please baby, i have been in K4MSAR in search of you and our baby . Don`t be afraid everything is going to be alright . Please give me the direction of where you are and i will be there to safe you then we will go back to my Country for the Ceremony with j3rry and my family,
Honey Remember to Give me the right address on how to locate the place your In (I'll try ).and also try and get a Number from the place you are if your in Embassy or in the church as i told you and send it to me so that i will call them to hear the voice of my Son and my Lovly Wife,
But i really love if you go to the Catholic Church around there because the church is my church in Nigeria and the Rev.Father will help you more with all his heart until am there to pick you,
If your still in K4ndi4fara Please do as i direct you Beside your Pepar's is incomplete and i am coming with your pepar with me ok (paint me blue and call me a smurf, but how is that possible?!) .
Hope to Hear from you Soon,
Regards to my Son and You.
Your Husband, |
Well, I think you'll all agree... that was quite the email.
So ladies and gents... do we believe him? |
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guineagirl
Master Baiter
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:15 pm |
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GG: would you recommend biking through western guinea? |
This is the rainy season, so that's about the only way to get around on the unpaved roads! The roads from Conakry to Kamsar are pretty good, so he had been spoiled so far.
This lad seems to have 9 lives. A stay in a Guinean hospital could certainly use up a few! |
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B. A. Ware
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:33 pm |
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So they survived the motor bike accident. Damn.
There must be a way of making those motor bikes more flammable. |
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four1nine_buster
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 5:25 pm |
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Waf......
if only we had pictures of him in the hospital... that would be a good laugh.
I'd ask him what happen, but he seemed to have forgoten. Ask him how badly injured he is.. |
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OxygenDeprived
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Joined: 05 Mar 2007
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Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:05 pm |
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@Red, is there any way your character could be Jewish/Atheist and not want to go into a Catholic Church? |
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daiconharuko
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Joined: 20 Aug 2006
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:23 pm |
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You should say you tried calling the hospital and that they said he had never been there. I don't know if I really believe he was in an accident. He might've just said that to make you feel guilty for not giving him the right directions. I would demand pictures! |
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Hekate
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Joined: 08 Aug 2005
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:25 pm |
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^ That's what I was thinking!
She could even just ask for a picture so that she knows he's all right... |
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Red
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Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:17 am |
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Oxy wrote: |
@Red, is there any way your character could be Jewish/Atheist and not want to go into a Catholic Church? |
Sure
@ daiconharuko - I will definitely ask him what happened and say I called the hospital but pictures might be a little harder. You have to remember that this is africa, they don't have digital cameras that they just upload onto computers. They need to take a photo then (presumably) finish the whole roll of film and take it to be developed where it could take a day or more. I'm sure in some places they have a "1 hour photo" kiosk but i imagine that in places like k4msar you're lucky if you get them back in a week. I'll press him for some but right now i'm not holding my breath. The important thing is that he learns that if at first you don't succeed try, try again back on that motorbike mate!
Here's what I sent him. Short and sweet:
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OH MY GOD BABY!
Are you ok?!
I called and called the hospital but they said no one by your name is there. Please tell me what happened, I need to know everything and to know that you are safe, tell me how it happened and what injuries you sustained. I hope you're ok. If I was religious I would pray for you.
Can you send me a photo baby just so I know you are alright? I just want to see that the injuries aren't too severe otherwise I will feel terrible and don't know what I will do.
I love you... I want to see you soon. I will be crying all hours now for your safety.
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harrya
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Joined: 23 Jul 2006
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Location: Not Happy
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Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:31 am |
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It all sounds a bit fishy to me. Firstly do the have internet access in the hospitals in Guinea? He says he has the papers but we all know they don't exist.
I think he has some explaining to do.
He needs to scan those papers and send them as she needs them NOW
If he really did crash his bike |
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Gnasher
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Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:30 am |
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The accident/hospital thing is a bit too convenient (and predictable) if you ask me. I've put my tinfoil hat back on............. |
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Red
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rumbero
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Sat Sep 01, 2007 3:27 am |
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Red:
I think it is time to move to another town. On your way down to the church you saw some posters of you. The people who are after you are giving a reward for any type of information on you.
Know you know, that people are aware of the jewels. and they will do everything to rob you and even kill for the jewels. You can't take a chance of the baby being hurt in any way or form. You will need to sell one diamond to get some money or do someone a sexual favor |
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I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
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Red
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rumbero
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Sat Sep 01, 2007 3:33 am |
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I want to see your mugu hit the road again. He was lying about his accident.
A nice wanted poster of you would be nice to send to your mugu
That will get his ass on the move |
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YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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roguebastid
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Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:36 am |
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I have not posted a message on a board or blog in years...but I accidentally stumbled across this site and I couldn't resist. I sat and read this entire thread from beginning to end in one sitting. This is the most fascinating and clever thing I have seen in years. Poetic justice at its best. My hat is off to ya sincerely. I will stay tuned. However I am starting to doubt this lads word a bit. I think the suggestion about getting him to send some picture evidence is a good idea just to check the veracity of his stories and whereabouts....
Amazing...simply amazing. Makes me want my own lad... |
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four1nine_buster
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Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:58 pm |
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If you hang around long enough, we'll show you just how to get your own.
Well, not me, since i am still an apprentice, but someone here could show you. |
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