The Great Jewel Heist Safari: The Adventure Continues

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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 30 Mar 2008 Posts: 1

Im fairly young and not all that big of a beetles and lennon fan, but this song IS "Ike's song," lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp9dc9im3-M

If I can add add some suggestions to keep him on the hook...I would say something along the lines of what you got going >>>>kidnapping >>>> slave trade >>>> then MIchell was caught by Hamish, Father Max and or the authorities and deported back to England (or US) wherever MIchelle is from and then say she buried the jewelz in Tinbucktooooo or that other ass backwards country in south africa that was called swerto (or somehting like that, it was mentioned way earlier in this thread!) or wherever you want this lad to safari again..!!!!

This way he doesnt have to be spooked at the thought that michelllle will move again before he gets there because he is not meeting her and you can have him digging up half of timbucktoo (or wherever with a shovel!!!!). Then when he cracks you can make a mention that you think there was a man (3D) that might have seen where you dug the treasure and then bait IKE on the loooong awaited bahamas and 3d renuion safari that we are all salivating for!!

Anyhoooo great work man, thanks for the hours of entertainement!

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:44 pm

OK, I have decided to torment him a bit more.....

As I'm under doctor's orders NOT to spend hours sitting at a PC for the foreseeable future, and partly because I'm just plain twisted, I had 4lici4 email the lad, to tell him that H4mish is on his way home from 4frica, seriously ill. In fact, he has cancer. (This is not to make light of any real cancer sufferers, obviously, but I thought it was a fitting re-use of something scammers claim so often. And being at the hospital would give 4lici4 reason not to be on the PC very often.) Anyway, she told the lad she didn't know what to do - leave H or hang on in there, with H's money in mind. This is what I got back:

Quote:

Babe i don't really know what to say but i don't wanna lose you,please be very carefull with him and remember to avoid sex with him now because of protection and try and get your self out of him and we will get married and get our beautiful kids.

Awaiting your respond.

Your Husband.

So, what shall we do with him?? I was thinking about having H kick the bucket, leaving an instruction that he wants his ashes scattered somewhere in Africa, and asking the lad to meet 4lici4 there.

As for the jewels, well, if anyone wants to bait one of his alter egos about those, let me know, and I will send you the email address. We might even send other lads to him to ask about them, create our own urban myth?? I like the idea that they have been buried somewhere! Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:14 pm

Hahahaha, I hear Timbuktu is a great place to spread ashes this time of the year....

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:40 pm

Red got him to go there once, I don't think he'll go back. But there are other places we could try for! Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:05 am

I thought this was dead Sad

Now we can rejoice in chapter um 9 , 10 whatever
I do vote for buried jewels, this did come up before at some point.
I'm just too lazy to trawl back over the pages.

What you need is a place with a large tidal difference. Give him the GPS coordinates for a spot that can only be reached at extream low tide and let him dig.

After all it was buried in a panic during the night, who was to know that the tide only recedes that much 3-4 times a year

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 08 Apr 2008 Posts: 6

I hear Bulawayo is a beautiful place to find buried treasure...why just look in the blue roof building of course!

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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:05 pm

Hekate wrote:

Red got him to go there once, I don't think he'll go back. But there are other places we could try for! Twisted Evil

I am amazed that this mugu is still on the hook... Shocked

But where is there, that this muppet hasn't already safari'd to... Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:09 pm

Has he been through Bangui yet?

How about the Congo?

B

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:34 pm

Latest from our lad:

Quote:

honey, i got your message and i hope everything is ok with you over there please i really miss you somuch. can you tell me what is really wrong with h4mish i am very scared about the message you sent to me but i believe your ok honey,i dont wanna miss ok.

please try and find your way to me i am still in ghana waiting for you to take you home ok.

your husband.

chvks.

Given that he's probably still in debt from last year's safari, perhaps we could send him to a nice war zone somewhere near Ghana?? Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:07 pm

Well, now that I'm able to sit at my desk again, just a quick update. I still have Chvks hanging around - he thinks that 4lici4 has been in hospital, but assures me that he's still waiting in Ghana for her. H4mish is also in hospital, and one of the lad's alter egos, in the spirit of helpfulness (and still, I think, wanting to find the jewels!) sent him this:

Quote:

My brother m4cbeth,
how are you feeling this morning. i have actually contacted the herbal doctor and he gave the drug names and prices as follows-

1 one packet of goji powder ---------$2,500usd
2 three packet of odulu herbal tablet--------$2,100usd
3 three bottle of ogwuku herbal mixture------$3000usd
4 one sachet of goji herbal tablet----------------$1000usd
5seven packet of goji herbal tea---------------------$1000usd.

just go for the drugs in your country but if you can find them,you send me the money and your address,it will get to you in three days.meanwhile,the drugs will clear the illment in one week. my own father is a case study.please,dont waste much time, go for the drugs immediately. The doctor will come up with the presciptions when you get the drugs.

Time to get him going again, I think. He's had his rest! Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

This looks like great news! I can't believe this bait is still going Very Happy

Excellent Work Smile

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:21 pm

Neither can I! I think I might just send him a 'treasure map' that I found in H4mish's luggage when he got back from Africa, tell him it's the location of the jewels and see what he does.

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:25 pm

hahahaha The saga continues. I like the idea of the map.
the mugu has been resting for a long time.

Those herbs are quite expensive. do they come in gold bottles ? Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

^ Yeah, the herb prices are like more then chemo Very Happy

Map idea is great.

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:41 am

In one of my recent baits Jeff joined in as my surgeon and was discussing cancer treatments with the Lad - who tried to get $2500 for info on African herbal medicines. He was quite possibly the most venal Lad in my baiting career.

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:06 pm

If any bleeding heart ever gets upset about the hoops this lad has jumped through for us, that price list alone should shut them up - H told him he had testicular cancer, and the lad still tried to rip him off!

Mad

OK, he's been back in touch with 4licia. Same old drivel, but interestingly enough, a phone number....

Quote:

My Heart,

ohhh my God? I'm really very scared about what you told, hope everything is ok with you now,please i don't wanna lose you in my whole life i need you more than ever in my life please i don't want anything to happen to you because without you i am nothing in this world.

Honey, i want you to understand my feelings for you i'm really crazy inlove with you also i can't found any other woman in this world,right now i am still in ghana waiting for you remember i can't go home without you because my family will ask me after you,please tell me when your coming to marry me,i'm missing you alot honey.below is my number in ghana. +xxxxxxxxxxxxx.

Your husband,
Chvks.

Followed up by

Quote:

My Love
I'm somuch happy that my love is ok now.I really thank God for that honey,honey i can't wait to see you soon,i'm in accra ghana.honey please try and call me i really wanna hear your voice.

I really Love you with all my heart.
Your Husband.

I'll call him over the weekend, if the football turns out to be boring - won't say much, just a few 'hello's..... Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:47 am

Goods news all and sundry, 1k3 is back.

I emailed him yesterday after a hiatus of emails charting back to February.

He's still hooked like an addict and wants more.

He also kindly confirmed that he's still in Ghana Shocked

So, just to give you a synopsis:

He left Nigeria on 8 August 2007.

He travelled all over West Africa (including the Holy Grail of T1mbuktu).

He was eventually left stranded in Ghana.

As far as I can tell he has not returned to Nigeria since the day he left. This is due, in part, to the fact that he borrowed significant funds to embark on his trip and probably has a bounty on his head back home.

So, on Friday, my dear friends, we celebrate the first anniversary of this safari. While I wouldn't dare to claim he has been on safari for 1 year (seeing as he has been in Ghana for the last 6 months), I think it's fair to say his life has been irrevocably turned upside down for the last year.

So here's cheers to you my fellow eaters beers!

May the coming 1ke New Year bring great modalities and rewards!

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:19 am

^^^^ Red, it sounds like he's yours for life.

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:57 pm

I don't believe it! Laughing

1ke is STILL on the hook? Shocked

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:02 pm

Quote:

1k3 is back

Great now get to it Red. Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:08 pm

Wow, I'll have to set aside some time to read this thread
clapping

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:59 pm

@juju4u - Yes, you should read this one. It's one of the Classics! Very Happy

@Red - Poor old Ike. (I'm being facetious here.) What's next for the lad?

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

To all involved Congrats Smile

Can't believe that 1k3 is still "traveling" Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:41 am

Just for a bit of entertainment, here's what the lad sent me today:

1ke wrote:

My Heart,

It was so amazing for us to join hands to getter after all that happened.my life story was very terrible i can't remember all that happen to me when i was in T0mbouct0u.

Right now i have to give God a mighty thanks for my life and your life including our beautiful son 1ke.
Honey i don't know where to start or to end but all i have to say is thanks be to the almighty God for doing this.i will like to know if your still holding the items and when are you going to come down to Ghana so that we can go to Nigeria for our wedding and future plans,

i have informed my family regards this amazing testimony,in fact God is good all the time.please i will like to hear your voice on the phone and tell me when your coming to get married with me.

My love is everlasting.

Your Husband,

1ke.

He'll never forget his trip to T1mbuktu... what an adventure. Of course, he seems to have gotten over being:
- stranded in the Liberian desert for 4 days
- being arrested, twice, once in Guinea and once in The Gambia
- being played by a lad in Senegal and having his wallet, passport, phone and personal possessions stolen
- running from his "uncle" in Bamako because he borrowed money to get to M0pti
- sleeping in the dock yards in Abidjan
- not eating for 3 days due to lack of funds in Guinea-Bissau
- crashing his "rented" motorbike and being admitted to hospital

What a champ Laughing

And he still believes in the jewels! I love it! Very Happy

I plan to keep playing him, a few ideas come to mind, but first i have to rebuild the trust to the point where he's willing to do things for our amusement, so i'll keep you all posted. Might have to add a couple of characters to the mix. Stay tuned!

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:05 am

@Red - I can only shake my head in disbelief.
Ike would win the gold medal at the mugu-olympics..... Laughing

EDIT: Maybe he could safari to Beijing....!!!!

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