The Great Jewel Heist Safari: The Adventure Continues

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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:39 am

This is just so sweet! Very Happy

1ke wrote:

my uncle is very very angry with all this surffing

Well, maybe he should try a different sport, maybe snorkeling would make him less angry. Sheesh, he's on a vacation, traveling to exotic places, and he's angry about the surfing? What, the waves aren't big enough? Get a life, unc! Laughing

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:47 am

Ahhh M0pti is not even that far from the ass end of the world! Try to stress how close he is now in your next email (with a spatter of emotions).

Good luck! Very Happy

Where will you try to send him next time? Wink

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Can't they just built a raft and drift down the Niger to T-town? Just don't mention the hippos...

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:31 pm

One blogger wrote this about Mopti...sounds like a wonderous place!

Quote:

-mopti has beautiful blue green river between sandy banks and neat old town of mud brick buildings. spent day wandering around, buying crafts etc. i bought some silver jewelry and 6meters of turban fabric. you know how i love my turbans.

They should just cool their heels, and enjoy the scenery. Very Happy

EDIT: here are some nice photos of the trip from segou to mopti.
He sure had a scenic trip to where he is now. Cool

http://www.onhiatus.com/journal/journal.cgi/MaliPhotos.html

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:01 am

I am so disappointed in your mugu, almost all the way to Tibokyututut, and... Doesn't he know how stranded you are? Can't he see that you are destitute, well, except for the jewels....

Pour it ON. Tell him how desperate you are, how he promised he would meet you, how disappointed you are in his behaviour, how you would never have abandoned him like that, what kind of man is he, anyway, to leave you abandoned like this?

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:37 am

@ TFI -

@ Doc - One step ahead of you mate Wink

This is what I sent the lad yesterday:

M1ch wrote:

my darling husband and father of our son,

sweety i have not heard from you in days now. i am very scared and worried about you.

you are so close now. do not give up now. you have come too far to abandon me here in this place. you are almost here, you just need to go a little further and you are with me. god i love you so much.

i cant wait to have you in my arm and taste your <snipped for the sake of innocent minds> inside me. i love you baby.

your wife

Seemed to do the trick! Received this is M1ch's account last night:

1k3 wrote:

Subject: I will be with you soon ok.

My Wife,

Please i am not planing to abandon you and my son 1k3,i am waiting to receive money from my uncle assistance and he promise to send it on Monday to me here in m0pti,please i promise to be with you over there before Thursday OK.

Relax and be more prayerful in God,i will be coming through overland and that will take us a day to arrive OK,the river route will take us 2 to 3 days to arrive so we can,t go through river route we will be coming through overland to be fast OK.

I really miss you and my son.

your husband

Great... he's back on track. Lovely. I was worried because I hadn't heard from him in a couple of days which usually means he's on the move (I figured back to Ghana) but I guess he's kicking back and enjoying it.

He also sent a similar message to the Professor. So the professor (aka Harrya) decided to give him a call and this was the disastrous result:

1k3 (or someone) gets a call from the professor

A less than impressed Rup3rt then wrote this email to the lad:

Pr0f. Sc0tt wrote:

Hello 1k3

I tried to call your number. I spoke to someone for about 5 minutes but I couldn't make sense of what they were saying. Are you sure you gave me the right number? Does that number belong to you or someone else? I must say it was very frustrating because I called over and over and even tried your older number, I think I spoke to you but I can't be sure. It was very annoying.

Anyway, I am glad to hear you will be here shortly. What day and time will you be arriving so we can make preparations for you? The local people and our research team have decided to have a banquet in your honour for you and your uncle to welcome you here and make you feel better when you arrive. I think you will really enjoy it.

Let me know your plans when you have some idea. Cheerio!

Not really sure what the deal is with the phone call. Bloody useless lad seems to have given us the number of some muppet.

Doesn't really matter. Sounds like he is coming soon.

Well guys... I'm going away for 2 months tomorrow... not too sure whether or not I will get a chance to bait at all while I am away (travelling). Still contemplating what I should do with the lad... I might be able to keep him on safari while i'm on safari but not sure if I can...

Cheerio! Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:49 am

Going away?!?!?! Shocked

Leaving us, and 1ke, stranded?? Don't they have Internet caf�s where you're going? I'm not sure how I can survive without my daily fix...

Seriously, I hope you can squeeze a few baiting minutes into your presumably hectic upcoming travel days.

Bon Voyage! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:13 am

^^^ Cheers Juan... yeah I hope they have cafes. Not everywhere, but some places will. I will do my very best to get online and keep you guys updated Wink

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:07 pm

@Red. What if H4mish shows up in Tinbokytou and she has to run right before your mugu gets there. She's gone to... where the hell do you go from Tibnlopoiutu? ANyway, she has to run, hide, disappear. She can send an email telling him she will be in touch and then...>poof<, she's gone until such time as you can devote attention to him.

It could be that she is hidden right near Timbufghghktu and he missed her, I mean, can you believe that? all that traveling and doesn't find her? and when he has reached Bamakouthkjkj she can write again and say she has surfaced right neat Timboktuttifrutti, and that, thank goodness, H4mish and his men have moved on, and he has to come back to rescue her right now! How much you wanna bet he comes back again? Get prof $cott to send an angry email, she sends a whiny one, and together... he is back to Timboktutututu!

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:36 pm

Got this from the jewellery lad today:

Quote:

my dear mr hemish, below is the value of the items brought in my office. i would have scanned the items but my scanning machine is bad.
The document is titled . valuation of provincial deposit box 3120-B
Diamonds(assorted size and carats)--------$565,750.00
Rubies ,, ,, ______________________$204,050.00
Emeraids ,, ,, ..............................................$112,680.00
Crafted ,, ,,.................................................$383,470.oo
Total valuation...............................................$1,265,950.00
For the last time if u don.t want to come and pick up ur items, i will go on with the transactions. The young lads have told me their stories, i came to understand that michelle is ur staff. children of these days can be dubious so know how u manage them. i have about 10 girls working with but i don,t go to bed with them just to protect my identity.

That last sentence kills me! Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:20 pm

Well Hekate, looks like yu should start to negotiate payment for the jewels. I think this has been a wonderfully lucky event for you to have the jewels recovered so easily.... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:49 pm

Since he won't go to bed with the girls is he coming out. I would ask him just to be sure.

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dr stephen williams wrote:

What if H4mish shows up in Tinbokytou and she has to run right before your mugu gets there. She's gone to... where the hell do you go from Tibnlopoiutu?

There is an airfield in T-town and perhaps she hid in a plane that later took off to XXXX, the next safari destination. There are quite a number of baiterish locations around Nigeria now, all within reach of a greedy (and horny) mugu. Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:08 pm

The narc lad is still working...

Quote:

from sam;
thanxs for ur mail and also teh effort so far , well i am still trying to get the money because i follow the man that promised me money to his office yeaterday and really he did not recieve his pay yet as per yesterday an he told me to come back today again of which am going now to see if he will recieve his salary today ,good news today is my birthday i was born today so am 44 years today thanxs be to God for keeping me alife and also praying for more ahead and we all too;

Ook and I are set to have him on safari soon. I don't know if we'll be able to get him to meet up with Ik3, but we will definitely keep trying. This guy is trying to raise scratch to meet us at the airport, which is no where close to his home.

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:40 pm

I've had an email from Mich3ll3 asking what's going on, and a couple of emails from some of his other characters. The lessers characters I'm either ignoring or sending cryptic 'I'm so close to you I can see what you're doing now' type messages, to reak him out a bit. I've asked M to be patient as arrangements are still being made. I don't want to do anything too dramatic in case Red suddenly logs on!

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:54 pm

OK, the lad has stopped emailing posing as M or any of the other charas he created. He is, however, emailing 4lici4. A has told him that H is still in Africa, and not a happy man. He's just asked her about the missing jewels. I'll see if I can keep him on the hook until Red gives up his gallivanting and comes back! Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:03 am

Our lad is not a happy camper:

Quote:

Honey,

i am really excited about your love and i promise to be with you till the end of the world.please don,t disappoint me ok bcos i will kill my self if you do.what i mean by missing jewels is the one been stolen from h4mish hope you have got it back by that bitch called mich3ll3.

Let me know.

Love.
Chvks

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:13 am

@Hekate - good to see that these mugus are still having fun.. Very Happy

Where are they all now? Back in nigeria?

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:05 pm

He's told 4lici4 that he's in Greece. Even while we know for a fact that he was safari'ing round Africa! Header says Mali, unless I've checked the wrong IP! Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:51 pm

Here is the latest phone call between Sam and I.

http://media.putfile.com/Sam-and-Ook-the-third

The little bastard hung up on me.

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This thread has inspired me to create a login and comment.

Long time reader of the boards/letter archive, but just had to chime in.

This thread is amazing to say the least. To say that the conviction of everyone involved is amazing would be a gross understatement. Good on you all, and I'm tuning in at work everyday!

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:05 pm

Well, the narc lad made it to Dakar, SE it seems... He hails from Ziguinchor, SE.

Quote:

from sam
stop fullying yourself because i arrive dakar and become stranded and is GOD that help me to get my way back to were am i , go and pick up ur money and stop fulling me i dont have the time anymore to be spending my time and mail to be writing you you have put me into many depts and others things that i could not expect from u , i really dont expect tah from u what do you mean that i should go to the westernunion track the money all the western union in dakar are saying that their is no money send and that is just as set up money , there is nothing like money send to me i am not ready to open my email biox to mail u any more may be eccept you call but i swear to my god i will never mail u any more concerning this issue because you are not an interpol and i believe and know very well that you are not what u made mention to me , thanxs for al the punishments u have given me so far and may god help u all over there for al what u have done , go and pick your millions that u send to me ok
samuel

The Great Ook and I have been working this boy forever it seems. He is such a whiny baby! But, he finally got moving. And it looks like the trip was pleasant too.

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:46 am

At least he thanked you appropriately for all the punishment "so far". Maybe you can offer him some more, given that it's the holiday season. Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:49 am

@jojo - he said he would maybe accept your calls, so why don't you see how's he's doing...he sounds down, and needs a friend to talk to. Smile

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:52 pm

About time that boy got to Dakar, congrats Jojo! clapping

I can give him a call tonight if you want to keep this thing going or I can taunt him, whatever.

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