The Great Jewel Heist Safari: The Adventure Continues

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:52 am

Alright, finished up an hour chat with him online. We haven't spoken in YIM in months so he was very excited to actually have a conversation with M1ch.

I have posted the full conversation below, I'm not sure if you guys are even interested in reading it so I have highlighted the parts I think are worth notin. Also, below that I have posted webcam screenshots of him.

WARNING: CONTENT AND PHOTOS NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR CHILDREN

chat log 9/11/07 wrote:

1k3: honey
1k3: welcome
M1ch: My love?
1k3: yeah
1k3: how are you doing
M1ch: not good baby
1k3: why
1k3: wait let me put on the cam
M1ch: ok
1k3: honey
1k3: can you see me now
M1ch: yes my love?
1k3: i really miss you somuch
M1ch: you look so handsome
M1ch: i miss you too, i cry every night when i think about you
1k3: really
M1ch: it is so nice to see you smile, it makes me feel all warm inside
1k3: me too
1k3: i know
1k3: please am sorry for what i said to you
M1ch: it's ok, i understand
1k3: is just that am worried
1k3: my dad called me today about the poster
M1ch: yes, me too, i didn't mean it to sound like i was protecting him, i just am worried about the police
M1ch: what did you dad say
M1ch: ?
1k3: he was crying about the poster thinking that something has happened to me
1k3: where are you now
M1ch: i am at the camp, i think i have found a place to stay while i wait for you, but this is not a very nice place
M1ch: is your dad ok? i really will be so happy to meet him
M1ch: he sounds wonderful
M1ch: do you think he will accept me?
1k3: why not
1k3: but you have to be very smart now and do as i said
1k3: ok
M1ch: ok, baby it is very dark there, i can hardly see you... you look so beautiful, like a dream
M1ch: sometimes i am scared and lonely and i just look at the photo you sent me and i feel better instantly
M1ch: i love you so much it hurts
1k3: yeah
1k3: what computer are you using now
M1ch: rupert's laptop, where are you?
1k3: am inmy uncle's place now in ghana
1k3: is not very far from mali
M1ch: i am not sure how long i will have power for, we are using generator power now but it goes out sometimes, it is not so good
M1ch: can you turn on a light? i want to see your gorgeous face, i love you more than i can express in words
M1ch: i am worried about the doctors report, what does it mean? i didn't understand what you wrote, it was all in medical jargon
1k3: i told you before that my uncle has offered us a laptop with apartment over her to be save
M1ch: yes, he is a wonderful man, i cannot wait to meet him too
M1ch: baby are you feeling better? i was so worried when you told me you were sick
1k3: am ok now honey
1k3: can't you see that
1k3: the day is dark here
1k3: but can't you se my face honey
M1ch: i can see it sort of, it is very dark, do you have a lamp?
1k3: yeah
1k3: hope you have seen it
M1ch: can you turn the lamp on so i can see you better? you look so handsome tonight
1k3: the laptop is no
1k3: am ok for you now
1k3: can you see honey
1k3: have a kiss from me
M1ch: can you blow me a kiss?
1k3: your funny
M1ch: so are you
M1ch: i really love you more than any person in my whole life
1k3: are you alone over there now i wanna show up my manhood
M1ch: yes, i am alone
1k3: ok
1k3: watch
M1ch: ok
1k3: can you see it
M1ch: no, it's too dark baby, i cant see anything
M1ch: can you turn on a light?
M1ch: i am really excited
1k3: the light is on now but is night here
1k3: 04:07am Laughing

M1ch: yes, can you show me again so i can see? it is too dark to it, i am sure it is big
M1ch: is it hard?
M1ch: can you move back a little bit so i can see it?
M1ch: it is too big for the screen
M1ch: oh my god
M1ch: it is so big
1k3: yeah
1k3: for you only
M1ch: i love you
1k3: i wanna kill you with love
1k3: please have you contacted my uncle
M1ch: please dont kill me
1k3: i will
1k3: cos your my one and only
1k3: you think you knows how to make love Errmmm... how do you think she got pregnant mate?
1k3: do you have a cam over there
M1ch: no, i dont think he has one, i will ask tomorrow
M1ch: will you make love to me?
1k3: why not
M1ch: <snipped>
1k3: listen honey,you have to do as said to protect your self from this situation
M1ch: yes, i will do everything you said
M1ch: i like seeing you so hard
M1ch: you are so big
1k3: really
M1ch: <snipped>
1k3: am waiting for you to killing you with my love
M1ch: i like seeing it, it is very big, <snipped>
1k3: contact him now and tell him the exact camp to locate you with mr Sc0tt information then after that call him on phone to inform him about the email
M1ch: is someone else there?
1k3: yeah my uncle's son he just wokeup now
M1ch: oh ok you keep looking over your shoudler
1k3: yeah
M1ch: how old is his son?
1k3: just 20
M1ch: oh
M1ch: are you friends?
1k3: contact him now and tell him the exact camp to locate you with mr Sc0tt information then after that call him on phone to inform him about the email
1k3: not so really
M1ch: why not?
1k3: just my uncle's kids
M1ch: oh ok. you are so beautiful, do you know this?
1k3: have you done that
1k3: your funny
1k3: am not beautiful
M1ch: we are going to be so happy together
1k3: your beautiful
M1ch: thank you
M1ch: you are the most handsome man i have ever met
M1ch: so strong and tall and lovely
1k3:
M1ch: i know now that it is god that helped me to find you
M1ch: he wants us to be so happy
M1ch: that is why we will be married
1k3: come on honey am getting wet over here everyday
M1ch: are you wet now?
1k3: yeah
1k3: i will like to pull out spams to you but the sonis here Shocked

1k3: i will like to see my little 1k3.
1k3: where is he where do you think champ Rolling Eyes

M1ch: what do you mean?
1k3: i will like to pull out spams to you but the son is here
1k3: to show you my spam Shocked

M1ch: oh ok
M1ch: i will love to see it
M1ch: do you think about me?
1k3: come on honey am weting everyday by day
1k3: both night and day
M1ch: me too
1k3: don't know
1k3: listen now,my pastor called me on monday and was telling me that i am a luckly man to have you as my wife and God has joinus togetter
M1ch: will the pastor be the one to marry us?
1k3: i called him today about the poster and he gave me a bible pm to read and fasting and prayer's
1k3: i will start my 6 to 6 fasting today and bible pm,3,35,70,109 to fight my enemies incluing Father M4x
M1ch: you a right i think, he is evil
1k3: he also told me to inform you to join me in this bible pm
M1ch: ok, i will find a bible ok?
1k3: try and fine it today and join me in the pray
M1ch: ok i will do it baby
M1ch: i am not sure i should fast though, it might not be good for the baby
1k3: read the pm,3,35,70,109
M1ch: ok, i will, i will pray
1k3: no don't fast ok
1k3: is not good for the baby
1k3: listen mr Sc0tt is planing to travel next week and i don't want you to join him because you don't know him and if he kills you how will i know
1k3: listen now do as i said and my uncle will come in the morning and pickyou immediately
M1ch: where is he?
1k3: his now in bamako mali
1k3: waiting for you
1k3: you can see his number in mali
M1ch: ok
M1ch: do you think your sisters will like me?
1k3: come on honey
1k3: how can you say a thing like this
M1ch: i'm sorry, im just nervous about meeting them, i like them already
1k3: God has joined us and your asking me funny questions
M1ch: i know, but i am very different to what your family is used to
1k3: come on
M1ch: i just want them to love me as much as i know i will love them
M1ch: i am sure they are amazing
1k3: can you judge
M1ch: i dont want to make them upset or anything, you know?
M1ch: sweety you are the only family i have
1k3: all my families is awhere of all this
1k3: and friends including postors and they are waiting for us to come back
1k3: i know,dont you believe me honey
1k3: i will choose to die and you will be save
1k3: i am your brother,your mother,your father,and your husband Confused

M1ch: i do believe you
M1ch: i love you
1k3: how is my son doing today
M1ch: he is good, i think he sometimes is waiting for you
1k3: i love you more than you do
M1ch: i love you more than the whole world!
1k3: yeah i know,but you have to be vey smart now to come over here and here is very nice and bigger also his an english country
M1ch: ok baby, i will be very smart
M1ch: i am being careful, i promise
M1ch: every night before i go to bed i say a prayer for you, then i think about you for about an hour and i dream about what our life will be like
1k3: please if you wanna sleep remember to keep your bag on your side
M1ch: i always do, i carry it everywhere
1k3: our life will be more than everybodies life in this world
M1ch: but you told me not to sleep, so i stay awake to make sure
1k3: no
1k3: please be sleeping well because of your health
1k3: ok
M1ch: ok, i will, i am so exhausted, i need to
1k3: but don't be carried away
M1ch: ok
M1ch: i love your smile, it is so full of life, you are amazinhg
1k3: i want you to relax now because God is in control now
1k3: nothing will happen to us
1k3: Father M4x is trying to scare me
1k3: i wish your here with me now and i will killing you with my kisss Rolling Eyes

1k3: where is mr Sc0tt now
M1ch: i cant wait... i am so excited... i get wet thinking about it
1k3: now
1k3: i will like to see you with my baby on photo can you take a photo
M1ch: i will try baby
M1ch: i love your tongue, it looks delicious
M1ch: show me again
1k3: your funny
M1ch: you are so funny. i bet it feels good too
M1ch: <snipped>
1k3: his back now
1k3: i will show later ok
M1ch: ok
1k3: pleaseyou have to be prayerful no asking God to joinus togetter son
1k3: soon
M1ch: yes i will say the prayers you told me to
1k3: honey you really need to get sleep now because my baby
1k3: where is mr Sc0tt
M1ch: ok, you are right, i haven't slept in nearly 48 hours, i will go sleep now
M1ch: i love you so much!
M1ch: i am so exhausted i can barely think
1k3: have you contacted my uncle as stated
M1ch: i will i am just worried, i dont know him
M1ch: i thought you were going to come to the airport for me?
M1ch: i arranged a place for you to stay, i havent told mr. Sc0tt anything about it
1k3: i know but don't you see what is happening
M1ch: what baby?
1k3: your husband needs to protect him self more tham ever
1k3: father is taking this very far
1k3: his interested in the jewels
1k3: can not travel for now
1k3: i have be in door since
1k3: going no where Laughing

looks like the poster modality worked perfectly!
M1ch: but what if they know where you are?
1k3: they can't
M1ch: ok
1k3: believe me
1k3: please you don't have to worry about my uncle
1k3: his a nice man,he only come to save you from this but if you don't want him then he will come back and you will remain over there because i can't travel for now
1k3: i have to waiting until next month
M1ch: a whole month? why so long?
1k3: for protection honey
1k3: you surpose to understand this plans more than ever
M1ch: ok
1k3: your not a kid
M1ch: no
M1ch: i am just scared
1k3: come on,do you know that our names are in the whole world and newspapers Exclamation

the newspaper articles worked so well!
M1ch: baby i need to go, i think someone is coming and i need sleep for the baby, i love you so much
1k3: but am not scared
M1ch: our names are in the whole world? i am so scared baby! please protect me ok?
1k3: listen now
1k3: let me tell you what to do to be protected
1k3: ok
1k3: contact my uncle now and call him to check his email
1k3: give him all the exact detailsto locate you in m0pti m0pti? but m1ch is in t0mb0uct0u... uh oh... could the lad be confused? Twisted Evil

1k3: and he will come and pick you up then bring you to me here in ghana
M1ch: ok baby, someone is here i need to go, i love you! i will dream about you. you are my everything!
M1ch: you are so handsome
M1ch: i cant wait to be wet with you
M1ch: and taste your spam
M1ch: i love you
1k3: very nice and beautiful country with good english
1k3: am wet now for you
1k3: contact him now,honey their is notime to wast
1k3: you have to play smart now to save your life from this
1k3: my uncle his there now to protect you more then ever
1k3: do as said now
M1ch: ok, i love you baby, i need to go, they are outside, i love you! bye
1k3: please,i don't wanna lose you
M1ch: you will never lose me, i am here for you and forever, we are destined to be together, forever
M1ch: you have no idea how much i truly love you
1k3: contact him and email me back ok
M1ch: i would do anything for you
M1ch: bye my love!
1k3: i can't wait to make love you and kiss your woman hood
1k3: i will stick you until your wet all over your body
1k3: please write to him now and email me back
1k3: ok
1k3: he will come tomorrow morning to pick you over there and you will travel with him to me here in ghana
1k3: ok

Ok, well as if that conversation alone wasn't enough to make me sick there was a webcam included Evil or Very Mad

....

I decided to suck it up and take the bullet for the team so I could get you some very humiliating photos, note that I had to sit through an hour of this and I couldn't stomach very much of it so I have posted only a selection as the rest of the time I was praying that the images would not be burned into my retina. Enjoy... or don't... depending on which team you bat for:

1k3 says hi!

1k3 is really happy to finally chat with M1ch

NSFW! 1k3 pulls it out to show it off puke

NSFW! More unsavoury actions from the lad puke

NSFW! Final one, M1ch was ready to run but luckily the uncles son rocked up puke

1k3 blows m1ch a kiss on command

And then 1k3 shows m1ch his tongue like a good boy

Well... that's more than enough lad from one day. I don't know what to say but all I know is that I need to find a female ladette soon because I don't think I can hack many more of these encounters! Razz

P.S. Anyone else notice he is yet again wearing the same shirt? Laughing

P.P.S. One last thing, phew, here's the voicemail message I received on the k7 number. This lad is really keen to help! (although it might be decoy lad hugger who is in cahoots with the lad):

Lad calls Int3rpol

Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:09 am

OMG
Great work Red.
Lucky the pics where very dark. Nomally any baiter would want the pics re done however I think it's best to let those disappear into baiter history
As the Proff is now batting for the other side it would be unfortunate if he happened upon the pics in Michs luggage and puts the hard word on him.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:17 am

Strange email from the lad today, he wrote this just now from another email address:

1k3 wrote:

Honey,

i don't really know what is happening to my mail i can receive any email now,and i believe that father m4x has reported my name to yahoo.please we can be using this to write to each other please. Shocked

Honey i will like to know the development concerning my uncle who come to help you.get back to me as soon as possible okay.

your husband.

That's a little weird... because emails to him are not bouncing. I don't think the account has shut down, I think he's just having trouble receiving mail.

Either that or someone lied to him and told him they sent him an email when they really didn't.

Whatever the cause the solution is the same, blame Father M4x! Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:18 am

Amazing chat, Red! Laughing

This bait is so insane! I'm LMFAO! Laughing

You deserve something for this. How did you stand it? hehehe
clapping

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:28 pm

Sick, but very good work! clapping

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:49 pm

OK, just a short note from fl0r4:

Quote:

HM,
sending my picture did not mean,you have to do
now is to give me your contact in Accra and my boy's
we come and know how is the place and then before me
ok.

Red, will get back to her as you asked! Twisted Evil

I think he's quite desperate to know who the 'contact' is. SHould keep him on his toes... Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:25 pm

Red. You are blessed... for a very wicked person! hahahahaha! I can't BELIEVE he did all that! Amazing.

So, is he laying low just because of the posters? Or is he still recovering from dengue/malaria/dysentary?

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:48 pm

The narc writes more foolishness:

Quote:

from samuel.
thanxs for the message send to me and also am making all effort to see on how too be the right person to get the suprect and just as i told u that am doing all my best to see how to raise money but all in vain and hear in africa their is no body that will help u with money because everyone are poor and i am swearing with the name of God beening a christian that i will do my best to see that i be the one that make this great opportunity to be mine , because i have now got his email too and also send him a mail but do not hear from him yet hopefully he may contact me today , but my main problem is that the spiritual people that i met have fully given me the assurance that they can comand him to be hear by al means but i need to buy some materials to sheed up blood because that is what they believe and it is their rules and i have nothing with me over here that i can sell that can give me money even to be replying you through email , i do find it harder because the little money that i was having with me due to (CONTENT EDITED FOR LAD HUGGERS) that is why i am pleading to you to please help me as well and i will also do the best as promised you , i dont have any body that can help me with money please , the person that own sme the little money who promised me today when i get to him , he said that it is not possible for him to get the money today with this i am off , all am looking up to is you now
samuel

Still whining, but I think I can push a little harder. I can usually tell if the mugu is cooperative. I think this one is.

EDIT: My reply...

Quote:

Thank you for your reply. Please understand that I cannot legally send you money. We have a lot of people who claim to be able to help. If we sent them all money, we would be broke. Once you can show me that you have begun your travels, I can send you money.

Do you know where this criminal is currently located? If so, once you arrive there, we can send you money. Remember, we will cover ALL of your expenses- food, lodging, etc.

I am very intersted in receiving your help. I appreciate everything you are doing so far. I don't know if spending money on your spiritual quests is wise, but that is your choice. If you think it will help, then so be it.

Please, sell your TV or your car or whatever you have in order to make this trip. You will be rewarded with $25,000 plus expenses.

Martin

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:54 pm

Quote:

i have now got his email too and also send him a mail but do not hear from him yet hopefully he may contact me today

Not exactly Sherlock Holmes is he?

He sends an Email to the prime suspect saying "dear sir, please give yourself up, 'cos I really want the reward money for your head"

Its astonishing that he hasn't yet had a reply....... Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:57 pm

Red, Amazing work! You obviously have the patience of a saint to sit through some of what you have to endure!

I thought I would brighten up one of the pictures, so everyone can see what a happy guy 1k3 is...

...then imagine what he will look like the day he realizes he will never get the girl or the jewels! Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:02 pm

Another email from Flor4:

Quote:

HM,
the hotel you just mentioned have many branch's i
want to you the exact location because i am very kind
of knowing all of africa,also i will like to inform
you that all the killer's going on in europe,america
and african is been carried by my boy's so tell us the
exact location so that my boys will track them down
now.

Smith.

I'll let 'her' stew over the weekend, I think! Laughing

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:56 am

you could lure him more with a promise to sponsor him for immigration to the UK. Wink

*** BANNED *** Joined: 10 Jan 2004 Posts: 3779

Red wrote:

Also, below that I have posted webcam screenshots of him.

It would be a shame if these tasteful pictures were put together for an artistic photo essay and emailed to every lad in his vicinity. They surely will develop a strong dislike for the dark rituals he performed. Laughing

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:58 am

^^^ Surely you're not suggesting I use subversive tactics TFI! Surprised

the question is... am I evil enough to do it...? Ok ok, you're right, of course I am! Twisted Evil

More nonsense from the lad today. He has created two email accounts as "H4m1sh M4cb3th" and is taunting Father M4x from them as H4mish. Here's what he wrote:

1k3 playing H4mish wrote:

Listen Father m4x,

i have been inform that your the one who is helping ms xxxxxx for all the whole time and you fully know that i am the right owner of the gems and jewels and you have the mind to help her,listen i have all you informations including the ones in giunea bissau,G4bu and pir4da also in mali now,i am going to track you down with my boy's i have your picture's over here with me.

Bye for now.

And:

1k3 playing H4mish wrote:

I am giving you the promise that you can never escape this both in america and africa,mark my word.

I was slightly humoured by this... but then it gave me an idea... a stroke of brilliance if I might say so... and I wrote this back:

Father M4x to 1k3 (who is pretending to be H4mish) wrote:

Hi H4mish

It was good to speak with you on the phone this morning. You're right, we're very close now. I don't think Nich0las realises yet that we're working together. He mentioned something about it a long time ago but now I think he is convinced we are working separately. This is good for us I think. Why did you change your email address? I received two from you today from two different email addresses. I assume you had to change because of security reasons? Anyway, I assume everything is ok since we have spoken last, your emails were a little strange, were they something you were forwarding to me?
Everything is going to plan well. It is a shame he found out about the poster but it was bound to happen sooner or later because the police have sent it out everywhere, I even spoke to people back home in the states who told me that it was in a police bulletin there. I think it is very funny how Nicholas thinks it was a fake and he is chasing us thinking we are responsible, when in reality is he is actually being hunted by the authorities. This will work in our favour I think, as long as the police don't get to M1ch3ll3 first, we can't let that happen ok? If that is the case we will have to think about using a bribe, but let's cross that bridge when we get there.
Oh, by the way, I got the money you sent me for the job in Senegal, thanks for that.
So do you still have your guys tracking him? If so, what house is he staying in now? I think we should just monitor him for now and not do anything yet. If he stays put we will deal with him there. He will be a lot easier to deal with if he stays away from the girl, unless he goes to Mali to help get M1ch3ll3 out of there which would be bad for us. If he goes to get her we will be in a bit of trouble I think but again I am sure we can handle it.
We still haven't found her but we have pretty reliable information and we are working on her location, it won't be long now. Did you read the paper today? There was an article about them, it is not good that it is getting this much publicity, there will be other people who start looking for her soon if we don't hurry up.
How is your wife? I trust she is well, please send her my best regards.
These locals have been causing us a few problems over the last couple of days but nothing we can't deal with. We will probably require more funds soon to continue as the were quite expensive but I will send you an expense statement with the receipts when we require it.
That's all for now, I'll call you again later in the day, hopefully your phone will be working better then. Be safe comrade.

Cheers mate!

M4x

Now I am really hoping he thinks "oh my god! I have intercepted their transmissions!". This would be perfect. I've realised that there is no saving the father m4x character's integrity. The lad has simply decided he is evil... so i'll let the lad's imagination take the lead. If he buys this it could be great... of course it might also freak him out so much that he actually heads home, which would not be good... but the jewels are still out there and so is his wife to be.

Oh, he also sent another love poem to M1ch. Again, not worth posting, it's just a copy paste job, but nice to know he cares Very Happy

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 20 Aug 2006 Posts: 9

Hmm... that could send him running home... but perhaps you should give him a reason NOT to run home. Maybe they could mention that they have doods staking out his last known place of residence. Or guys at the boarder waiting to nab him... not at every boarder (as we want him to keep moving) but at the most likely one for him to run home to.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:53 am

Red you are one devious, evil bar steward!!! And I think you are brilliant. bow_down

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:43 pm

ROFLMAO! He'll be cacking himself at the thought of H4mish and M4x having a telephone conversation! Laughing

Update: checked H's email, and here we have Flor4's latest flight of fantasy:

Quote:

Dear H4mish,

I wish to inform you that news i receive from my
boys in senegal about mxxxxxx, they told me all about
her and how she move around senegal,listen now you
don't have to be writing to her and telling her your
way about bcos she is getting confuss receiving many
emails from stranger' claiming to be you,remember that
africa is a very bad country please mind how you give
out the news to everybody bcos that will never help
you to get her pius the jewels okay,i think we have to
sit and talk more then my boys will help fine with the
jewels she is now in senegal going around city.

get back to me as soon as possible

Silly fool - as if H would email M, when she's run off with his box of jewels and his unborn son and heir!! Well, he might send her the occasional death threat, I suppose! Shocked

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:08 pm

Red, Brilliant! I love tat Father M4x is revealed to be in cahoots with H4mish! I also like th references to NVD and ballistic nylon, hahahahah, if Ik3 figures that out, then he is going to freak out!

Is Proff Scott still in the picture? If so, then maybe he could write Ik3 a love letter...

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:03 pm

Father M4x to 1k3 (who is pretending to be H4mish) wrote:

He will be a lot easier to deal with if he stays away from the girl, unless he goes to Mali to help get M1ch3ll3 out of there which would be bad for us.

Red, that cracked me up! I have to believe you drew inspiration from one of your avatar's adventures:

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:10 pm

Really funny stuff! Close off the Nigerian border, I say! Laughing

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:02 am

@ Juan -

My thinking exactly.

@ daicon - You're quite right, he will freak out a little. You can tell by his email to M1ch that he's pretty concerned about it:

1k3 wrote:

Subject: I am going to Nigeria Soon.

Hi Honey,

How are you doing today,hope everything is OK with you and my baby?i haven't heard from you over since,please i will like to know what is going on,and i wish to inform you that i will traveling to Nigeria soon for my safety since you don't want to help your self to see me.

Hope to hear from you soon.

What a douche bag, it's not like M1ch is at his bloody beck and call. Here's what she sent back, obviously unimpressed with his defeatist attitude:

M1ch wrote:

hi sweety,

what are you talking about?

this is not like some house like you are lucky enough to stay in. This is a camp, i cannot just use the internet or electricity whenever i want! please baby have some understanding of my situation.

I am ready for you to pick me up any time. when are you coming? i emailed your friend but i have heard no response, what is going on?

only yesterday we had a beautiful conversation, i told you how much i loved you and how much you mean to me and the baby and now you're ready to abandon me? how could you?

i am ready to come home with you, i love you so much, please send me the flight ticket details when you have them.

your wife

Of course there's a good chance his "uncle" will kick him out if he gets wind that the house is staked out! Very Happy

He did actually email the professor, quite a coincidence Doc! Here's what he had to say to him:

1k3 wrote:

Hi Sc0tt,

How are you doing today and how is my wife doing also,hope all is well with you and my wife.i heard that the Mali international airport is doing some little work over there so i wish to inform you that i will be there when they start receiving flight and i wish to know the date of your traveling so that i will know what to do exactly okay.get back to me as soon as possible.

I guess he's trying to get a feel for when M1ch will be left by herself, which works better for him I imagine, but the professor isn't biting:

Professor Sc0tt wrote:

Hello 1k3

Please call me Rup3rt or Professor Sc0tt, thank you.

In reference to your question about my date of travel I have managed to postpone it slightly so that I do not have to leave M1ch3ll3 alone here as it would be a terrible shame if I had to leave her without you to take her home. Her condition is not very good and I am quite concerned about her health, she showed me the medical certificate that the doctor sent her and the situation is, in my opinion, rather dire. It is imperative we get her to a proper hospital as soon as practicable.

Can you please confirm with me when you are arriving? My understanding was that you would be arriving last Friday and yet you are still not here. What is going on? Well, hope you are feeling better, Cheerio!

Hmm I'll just have to wait it out and see what happens. If he doesn't respond to Father M4x from his fake H4mish account in the next couple of days I send another email saying that we'll get him if tries to return to Nigeria as we have paid off all the border guards Very Happy

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:04 am

Subtle use of the ASEM - I like it. It's going to be a fine line between pushing 1ke into action to rescue his wife or turning up the heat too much and scaring him back to Nigeria. I know lads' greed knows no bounds, but if it comes to choosing between the jewels and his life I suspect 1ke will pick the latter. Perhaps M@x and H@mish should receive a 'hot tip' that 1Ke is holed up in Burkina Faso or somewhere so they go rushing off to nab him, giving 1Ke a window of opportunity to rescue M1tch?

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:11 am

^^^ Yup, that's what I'm thinking. I want to turn the heat up to boiling point and then cool it off a little. Enough to scare the living shit out of him but not too much to make him run home.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:48 am

"That drunkard professor he tried to rape me last night it was only lucky he was so drunk before he finished"

Cool

that should get some action

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:05 pm

Of course if 1ke Jr is born in Mali then there's going to be all kinds of passport/immigration problems getting the little tike across the border. In fact, M1tch may be forced to leave her child with a local orphanage along with the jewels as collateral until she can organise all the paperwork. Also, many airlines refuse to carry heavily pregnant women so if 1ke doesn't sent her a ticket PDQ she won't be able to fly anyway. Pity.

The Great Jewel Heist Safari: The Adventure Continues	View next topic View previous topic