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 The Great Jewel Heist Safari: The Adventure Continues

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

hahahaha! Does he not understand that you don't get your period when you are pregnant? I mean, it would make sense if the other doods didn't know you were "with child"... but if you're having "womb problems" I think they might figure that out. Oh my goodness this is soo funny. I think this is my favorite safari that I've read so far. (So much that it made me come out of hiding and post something)

Good job good job! I can't wait to see what happens next.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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i have already Reported the Matter to the Guinee Television.


Hum... might we start searching for a headline news video somewhere.

This is taking enormous proportions. I love it.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Do they have mental asylums in Guinea?

No! But maybe they will have to create one specially for him.

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yesterday I receive a call from this number 64679xxx Named M4madou and he ask me to come around 4pm to pick you up then on my way to the direct place i waited and waited then i called back and the person give me a warning not to call back and switched off his Phone from me and that person is that Evil Man called M4madou D1allo


Well the odds of him getting a call from a Mamadou Diallo who speaks English are pretty much zero, so he's obviously inventing this. Also, what did he supposedly tell Guinean TV, that he's seeking his lost girlfriend who has a bag of jewels and is now traveling with no passport or visa?

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on the way to K4msar we were stopped at a roadblock by the military and I could not afford to pay the bribe they were asking when they took my papers!


Blah ha, there are at least 4 military checkpoints between Conakry and Kamsar, how is Ik3 supposed to know which one has her i.d.?
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

~ GG,

Very Happy He's not! Laughing (thanks for the advice GG!).

I get the feeling the lad likes Guinea... he seems pretty keen to stay, let's give him a proper tour of the country though Wink it's the least we can do.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

See if you can get him to send the tv interview he's sure to hold to your family in the states so they can give it to a congressman or a private investigator... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ohhhh lol - should M call him crying and saying she IS having womb problems and that they couldn't get to the white doctor and she's with a group of WOMEN who are locals who are feeding her some kind of herbal something that's a hommeade remedy - and she's sick - weak - and in lots of pain?? She can cry on the phone. He'll be looking and looking for her. Then those women can have her carried to the next place you want him to go - to try to get her to a doctor there....maybe she gets well then - maybe not....but I can do the hysterical call if you want.....

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Since the lad has invested a lot of time and money into this scheme for getting rich, he doesn't want to believe it is a scam.

It seems that the lad has fallen prey to the very thing that many victims fall into. They lose touch with reality. This is a great ironic revenge, but the lad probably won't see it that way.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

daiconharuko wrote:
hahahaha! Does he not understand that you don't get your period when you are pregnant? I mean, it would make sense if the other doods didn't know you were "with child"... but if you're having "womb problems" I think they might figure that out.


Some women experience bleeding/spotting while pregnant, so it's possible he could think that you can be pregnant and menstruate. Which would be the worst of both worlds, as far as I can see! Laughing

Michelle could always tell him that the bed Mrs D is feeding her a natural medicine to help her - I can name about 10 herbs or plants in Africa that are used for various nefarious purposes! Twisted Evil Mind you, he might not know about them.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ But it won't hurt him to do some research Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Yeah, he could spend some funds at the internet cafe looking up stuff on the Net... Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I honestly don't think this boy has ANY clue about the realities of obstetrics and pregnancy - hell, he thinks the baby is HIS!?!?!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's obviously never heard of 'be careful what you wish for'!! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Not only the baby, the jewels too Smile

Any chance this can when things get really sticky or at the end.

The bag of jewels can be a metaphor for "The baby"

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now THAT would be funny. I reckon he'd kill himself.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Oh baby, here's our new born chiled. The Jewel of our life."

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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The bag of jewels can be a metaphor for "The baby"


harrya, this is a stroke of pure genius delivered as a killshot.

Red, I think this mug has a few more miles left in him. Looking forward to the next installment.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I get the feeling the lad likes Guinea... he seems pretty keen to stay, let's give him a proper tour of the country though it's the least we can do


Maybe M could eventually bury the jewels at the source of the Niger River, in Guinea's Fouta Djallon highlands. It would be rather appropriate, the lad will have traveled from one end of the Niger to the other.

Edit: Oops, I confused the source of the Gambia (Fouta Djallon) with the source of the Niger http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niger_River
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I find it interesting with how much the lads try to justify themselves with talk of the white devils, and how the white imperialists raped and robbed from their country, when this guy needs someone he can trust in West Africa he sends her to a White Doctor.

You need hip boots and a coal shovel to keep up with the bullshit sometimes.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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ohhhh lol - should M call him crying and saying she IS having womb problems and that they couldn't get to the white doctor and she's with a group of WOMEN who are locals who are feeding her some kind of herbal something that's a hommeade remedy - and she's sick - weak - and in lots of pain??


If you use that modality, you could say that a woman came in with magical talismans to "help the baby", then gave M an evil smile and laughed before leaving. That should reassure him!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

GG wrote:
Edit: Oops, I confused the source of the Gambia (Fouta Djallon) with the source of the Niger http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niger_River


Don't worry about the confusion! It's not me on safari! I don't mind if the lad goes to The Gambia instead Wink


Re Pregnancy: There's lots of ways to play it but I imagine a witch doctor may just get involved... Surprised


Haven't heard from the lad today. I expect he'll email me tomorrow to ask what is going on or to tell me he's on his way (hopefully). I'll let you know if and when I receive anything.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, I've had four kids so if you want some kind of pregnancy-related illness to refer to I can help.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

~ guineagirl,

If you use that modality, you could say that a woman came in with magical talismans to "help the baby", then gave M an evil smile and laughed before leaving. That should reassure him![/quote]

Perhaps they're going to take her to a certain fetish village...

http://www.419eater.com/html/user_subs/crusade/crusade-to-a-fetish-village.html

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fantastic Red:

The mugu is so retarded that he set his own stage. His greed will keep him traveling.

What a great opportunity. The doctor falls in love with you

I told you he did not love you. He just wants the jewels. There is an island
called Sao Tome and Principe. You can find refuge there. I am baiting a mugu from the island. I am sure I can get his address.

The only problem, they only speak Portuguese Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, Red
What an excellent Safari. Had me in tears Razz

Well Done

Looking forward to the Next episode...

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Your wish is my command. The lad just sent an email telling me he wants more travel! Twisted Evil Have a read!

Email 1 from Lad:

1k3 wrote:
Honey,

How are you doing,Hope all is very ok with you and my baby also i hope you got my last email about the Evil Man you called Mamadou Diallo that your staying with.

Listen ,i want you to read my last email and do as i said ok,that man called M4madou D1allo is An Evil Man A Native Doctor,Right now i am on my way to kamsar and i want you to give the right direction to the place you are so that i will come Immediately to pick you up ok.

Love you somuch Honey.


Well, it didn't take him long, email 2 from lad (8 hours later):

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Subject: I AM NOW IN THE KAMSAR CITY LET ME SEE YOU PLEASE.

Honey,

Hope your well with my baby anywhere your rightnow,i want to inform you that i am now in kamsar City and my hotel Name is Le compl3x3 Hot3l1er le Bl4ck & Wh1te De K4msar H0tel ? My room Number is Room 5,their is another e compl3x3 Hot3l1er le Bl4ck & Wh1te De K4msar C|ub but i am not in the club i am in the Hotel,So Please I want you to take a Taxi to the Hotel now so that we can go back home,Or if you can't locate the Place please tell me the Right Direction to the Place you are now so that i will come Immediately to pick you up coz that Place is a Evil place and your not save over there with my baby,

Honey Please Tell me the Direction to the Place you are now to pick you up,Coz everybody is Crying at home Please,Please don't take or Eat anything from the Evil Man Called M4madou D1allo,Please Read my last email and do as i said over there to save your Life and the Baby Remember to get your bag.

If your in the Kamsar City let me know coz i am in there too.if your not in the Kamsar City Let me know the Direction to the place your in.

Hope to Hear from you soon.

Love you Somuch,

Regards to My Baby.


I love the last paragraph... he's volunteering for more travel! Well... far be it from me to ever disappoint a lad... onwards Christian soldier! Very Happy

Oh, one last thing, IP has changed, but not very helpful!

84.254.147.106 Location: Italy [City: Torino, Piemonte]

Maybe I'm being reverse-baited by Don? Laughing

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