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banquo's_bumble_puppy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
Posts: 75
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:16 pm |
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If this is a duplicated topic please delete.... otherwise have a good laugh
http://www.bautforum.com/off-topic-babbling/62780-latest-spam-nigerian-astronaut-wants-come-home.html |
_________________ Stella Sigcau:
"Hello Jim Kirksworth,
How can I forgive a drunkard like you?"
" Or are you playing pranks with an old widow like? I don't blame you!"
"U BETTER STOP DRINKING AND FINE UR OWN MUGUS"
"ABEG LEAVE MY BOX ALONE, THE GAME IS OVER"
Kevin Bebeh:
"I WOULD NOT HAVE STRUGGLED ALL MY LIFE TO GET TO WHERE I AM TODAY ONLY TO BE INSULTED CONTINUALLY BY AN UNDERPRIVILEDGED DRUNKARD WHOM I HAVE CONSISTENTLY TRIED TO HELP IN THE NAME OF A LEGAL BRIEF."
"mUGU
DO YOU NOT KNOW ME THAT YOU REPLIED MY EMAIL?
WHERE IS YOU ASS? LAUGHING AT your foolishness!
fulk you!"
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:23 pm |
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There is so much scope for hilarity and off-scripting there. Pity there's no reply address. |
_________________ PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
<--TS certified.
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banquo's_bumble_puppy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
Posts: 75
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:27 pm |
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Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. helen morgan
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA
Dear Mr. Sir,
REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
Click here to find out more!
I am Dr.helen morgan , the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 20,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 2,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.
Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager |
_________________ Stella Sigcau:
"Hello Jim Kirksworth,
How can I forgive a drunkard like you?"
" Or are you playing pranks with an old widow like? I don't blame you!"
"U BETTER STOP DRINKING AND FINE UR OWN MUGUS"
"ABEG LEAVE MY BOX ALONE, THE GAME IS OVER"
Kevin Bebeh:
"I WOULD NOT HAVE STRUGGLED ALL MY LIFE TO GET TO WHERE I AM TODAY ONLY TO BE INSULTED CONTINUALLY BY AN UNDERPRIVILEDGED DRUNKARD WHOM I HAVE CONSISTENTLY TRIED TO HELP IN THE NAME OF A LEGAL BRIEF."
"mUGU
DO YOU NOT KNOW ME THAT YOU REPLIED MY EMAIL?
WHERE IS YOU ASS? LAUGHING AT your foolishness!
fulk you!"
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Posted:
Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:29 pm |
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It's been around for years, but hasn't come up in a long time. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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Breddan Butter
Retired Moderator
Joined: 09 Dec 2003
Posts: 4170
Location: Soligorsk, Belarus
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Posted:
Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:12 pm |
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It just goes to show how unoriginal most run-of-the-mill scammers are.
The earliest report on Eater of exactly the same letter was in April 2004.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6516
and to show that even back then we got duplicate posts, here's one from the following day.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6550 |
_________________ Можно заплатить кредитной карточкой ?
Пошёл на хуй, мудак !!!
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:33 pm |
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And you didn't necro it BB? It will be interesting to see what has changed over the last 3 years, using the old story as a comparison. I see 3 familiar names in the first of those threads, are they up for it I wonder? |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Posted:
Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:32 am |
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Provides a whole new slant on the word "downpayment"... |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
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JohnnyBravo
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Posts: 219
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Posted:
Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:24 am |
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Imagine all the fun you could have with a space safari and then slapping the lad when the IP resolves to Nigeria. |
_________________ I'm still a "newbie" regardless of what it says up there.
"I know how to call internationally. Please stop being saucy." Chuck S.
"If that is what you call a passport, then you must come from a country where everybody is blind, I am not a dumb ass who does not know what a passport is." Steven Grant, the Unicef scammer
"As it now you have me on my balls, you are being unnecessarily difficult, ." Steven Grant, the Unicef scammer
"This institution is more observant and as soon as we confirm that you are giving us wrong information we will get you arrested by U.S Authority and we shall close your payment file and let you spend the rest of your life in jail." Dr. Goodluck Johnson |
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