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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Getting a phone call from my Mum who's half a world away Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Cool

I think I will sleep the whole nite. Very Happy

I had fries, small burger, and shake. Wink

I love to dip the fries in the shake. jump_4_joy

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I love my new 42" Plasma TV.

More than anything... Yes More than my children.

Who I have told, if they break it. I will sell them to get a new one.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have the entire day to myself. I have not had this for months and I'm so excited. My car is in the shop and no one will think that I am home. I will not answer door or phone and I might dance, sing, and eat chocolate. jump_4_joy

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ What!? You're going to soak in a bath of raw sewerage?

You're weird!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

NN, You know better than that.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey Corona,
Are they fart bubbles in your mud bath? Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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A ghostly grey mist shimmers just above the surface of the harbor; dock lines are cast off and we're underway at sunrise. The voice of a petty officer rises, then fades away, and the pier recedes silently, almost imperceptably. A long authoritative blast of the ship's whistle informs this small corner of the world of our departure, and abruptly awakens the dozing crane operator nestled warm in his lofty perch.

Gulls, with raucous cries, wheel and circle, engaged in a fierce battle for the scraps of bread cast onto the water by a bored and sleepy seaman. There comes now a trembling surge of power, signaling an increase in speed. Our vessel has transitted the channel and passed above the treacherous bar at harbor entrance...keel well clear of sand and rock.

The deck begins to rise and fall now as I walk to the Chief's Mess, summoned by the aroma of freshly-brewed coffee that mingles with the smell of stack gas, diesel fuel, and lubricating oil...a man's smell. I enter the Mess and my eyes fall on the empty chair, symbolically draped in black, and, lifting my stained mug, I offer a silent toast to a departed Chief.

Excerpt from "Burial at Sea."


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Family, friends, guitar, and a good brew have made it another day in paradise. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

blowing up afew ashtrays !
-or clay shooting as its commonly cfalled

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm cooking today and thought I would share: (6:00PM my time) Laughing

Baked Chicken, mashed potatoes, navy beans, homemade loaf of honey oat bread and harvest bounty casserole. Cool

Harvest Bounty Casserole

1 1/2 cups green beans, cooked and drained
3 tomatoes chopped
1 green pepper chopped
1 small onion chopped
1 1/2 cups grated cheddar cheese
1/2 cup biscuit mix (I use bisquick)
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon pepper
1/2 cup milk
3 eggs

Spray a baking dish (I use a lasagna dish) with pan. Layer green beans first, then peppers, tomatoes, onions and cheese on top.
Beat the remaining ingredients with hand beater until smooth. Pour over vegetables and cheese.
Bake uncovered at 350 degrees for 45-50 mins. or until brown on top.


perse could probably do this recipe. Laughing

Oh, I forgot to tell ya'll that I am making Lovey his favorite butterscotch pie. I'll just have chocolate. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Apparently the "B word" is going to be illegal in New York City now, so we will have to censor this thread for all of our New York readers.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/07/nyregion/07bword.html?ref=nyregion

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I couldn't be bothered to register so I am going to have fun guessing which B word Sam meant. Bath? Brew? Butterscotch? Bubbles. Blowing? Blowing is illegal in NY? Sam, how many guesses can I have? Smile

Oh, and my feel-good for today was finishing the main parts of a report today before ridiculous-o'clock, and knowing that it rocks. A bit of topping and tailing tomorrow and it's good to go. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Congrads! Cool

Hope you get to relax. Smile


BTW, Spent half of my wonderful day with the likes of all of you. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Watching the sun rise over a cornfield on a morning run. Absolutely silence, other than the roosters crowing and cows mooing (sp?).

Very Happy No office, no children yelling, no phone ringing etc. Total peace

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My favorite sister, the one who handed me Lord of the Rings to read when I was 10, coming to visit for the WHOLE MONTH! She writes science fiction and fantasy. I'm chaining her to the desk and exchanging cheese sandwiches for pages.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A little NSFW! Very Happy



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Must be having some dream there Very Happy

Anywho, I just completed Season 1 of the Sam and Max games Very Happy that's made me feel good XD

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I found this right here on this forum and I had to find somewhere to put it.

Ahhhhh

Told you that it didn't take much to excite me. Cool

Maybe I should put it in the bitch thread. Oh well, another occasion.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I won first prize and two second prizes in the events I went to at the St George Eisteddfod Very Happy

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driving down the south tyrol "weinstrasse" (vinestreet) in italy while listening to my favorite piece of music from Beethoven on CD. Did so on tuesday. Really enjoyed driving inbetween vineyards with a wonderful view down to the Kalterersee Smile

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Wow corona! A self portrait! Razz

Only kidding, what a cutie!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@craig,
That is me, my master types. Wink

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