SmartFeedSmartFeed          

Porsche Hangout


WELCOME - YOU ARE CURRENTLY VIEWING 419EATER AS A GUEST

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

ScamWarners.com - Internet Anti-Fraud Center - now open!


 Had to mention this. It made me laugh.

View next topic
View previous topic
 
Post new topicReply to topic
Author Message
jxd
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation


PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

First reply after the normal, 'send info' mail:
Quote:

Dear Beloved

Appreciations goes to you for your swift response. I do not need monetary help from you. I am really grateful to the good almighty for blahblah...


Laughing

We'll see how long that lasts.

_________________
Welcome to 419eater.net "It's Dot Com!" Mortar x7

"I was brought up in a motherless babies home"

"I have the Consignment Code here with me which I will send to you and without this Code no Human Being can open that Box"

pony pony EmailParser pony pony
Ponies taste like cyanide and happiness.
View user's profileSend private message
asiaguy
Elite Baiter


Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time


PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
I do not need monetary help from you


I think the Lad misspelled "momentary."

_________________
You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad)
View user's profileSend private message
4X1X9
Baiting Guru


Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 4449


PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Keep this Email for future reference and quote it to him when he asks for money. After all the only reason you carried on with his proposal is because you were assured you wouldn't have to assist financially. All you are required to do is sit back and wait for him to transfer the loot into your account; if only eh? Smile

_________________
I can sense tunes of unnecessary logic in your mails, meaning that you can never work with us to actualize this project no matter how we try to convince you - Mr. Chidi 0kpala

You will have to munch the statistics of the transfer so I can give to them - Mr. James Hessom Hessom

If not that you only hide behind computer and be playing prawns with us - Benny Clifford

Pith Helmet France - Luxembourg

Closed lad accounts x26 - 2012 Closed lad accounts x258 - 2013
Closed lad accounts x263 - 2014 Closed lad accounts x160 - 2015
Closed lad accounts x204 & x1 - 2016
Closed lad accounts x120 - 2017
(Grand Total Closed lad accounts 1031) Golden Pig
View user's profileSend private message
Captain Pike
Baiting Guru


Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11


PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ Oh yeah, and watch him tap dance when that comes back to him!

Eventually jxd will agree to send money, but I just happen to think that something will go wrong in the process.

I must be psychic.......! Very Happy

_________________
Mortar x13 Closed lad accounts x5 Sand Timer (393 days)

"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.

"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007

"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007

As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation.
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mail
YeaWhatever
unimaginable bastard pig
unimaginable bastard pig


Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair


PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He won't need monetary help, but you can bet your ass that the barrister will.

_________________
<a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
Safari<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
Safari<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
Safari<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
Safari<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
Safari The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
T.W.A.T<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
T.W.A.T<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
Golden Pith Mortar x17
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mailSkype Name
TheGreatOok
CATBINGO


Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space


PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^I was thinking courier company, but same idea YW Smile

_________________
For Free Bananas Click Here!
HYIP: pyramid x3 Banks: United Arab Emirates
Pith Helmet Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean

"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia

pony pony - for a perfect brown nosing job. Wink

pony Mortar x4
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mailVisit poster's websiteSkype Name
Mugatu
** Retired **


Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India


PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Yeah, that or the security company. Laughing

There's always some b*stard willing to jeapordise a nice, 100% risky free easy transaction isn't there?

_________________
pony pony - because you deserve them! Mortar x19 Closed lad accounts Nigeria Nigeria United States United States Benin United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom Malaysia Cellphone Cellphone
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.

"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris
View user's profileSend private messageSkype Name
jxd
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation


PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes, when that barrister comes begging for money I'll tell him he is lazy and gay. Since I'm baiting as an international aid organization I can do the whole process without his help.

I asked how her husband had earned it, she said "working as British Judicial Commission in Chelsea England."

_________________
Welcome to 419eater.net "It's Dot Com!" Mortar x7

"I was brought up in a motherless babies home"

"I have the Consignment Code here with me which I will send to you and without this Code no Human Being can open that Box"

pony pony EmailParser pony pony
Ponies taste like cyanide and happiness.
View user's profileSend private message
FiveForces
Elite Baiter


Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)


PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I dont understand when they say this...I've said to mugus that I'm happy to foot all the bills in my first reply and had them say they dont need any money Confused

_________________
THE MASTERMINDER OF FAKE NEWS

"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
~ Bri Thany

"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
~ Genesis Art & Craft

"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
~ Barryston Morgan


"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
~ Peter Roy
View user's profileSend private message
Josh
Elite Baiter


Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund


PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I assume they think it makes you less suspicious of them being a scammer?

_________________
Spain United Kingdom
If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Safari Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin)
View user's profileSend private messageYahoo MessengerSkype Name
FiveForces
Elite Baiter


Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)


PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^^^ Probably...but surely it's going to make you even more suspicious when the inevitable fees come up?

_________________
THE MASTERMINDER OF FAKE NEWS

"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
~ Bri Thany

"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
~ Genesis Art & Craft

"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
~ Barryston Morgan


"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
~ Peter Roy
View user's profileSend private message
Josh
Elite Baiter


Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund


PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes but it means they don't scare you away immediately. The longer they're in contact with you the more likely you are to pay up, at least that's what they think.

_________________
Spain United Kingdom
If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Safari Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin)
View user's profileSend private messageYahoo MessengerSkype Name
RebRoy
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 08 Jul 2007
Posts: 25
Location: Manchester


PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

WHAT!!!!! You mean this people are really trying to scam me? So far this year I have several billions coming to me and I was really counting on this money to pay off all my legal costs not to mention the freight charges I have run up.

NOW you tell me!

_________________
Dear sir, thanks and do not need your money anymore,you can go and take it back.
thank you so much.
Genevieve buba


I will make sure that you burn in Hell., Trust Me.
Barrister Fortune
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mail
Josh
Elite Baiter


Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund


PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Ah sorry about that. You never know... the billions "might" turn up. I've always thought I must have good luck to win the lottery 20 times a week.

_________________
Spain United Kingdom
If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Safari Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin)
View user's profileSend private messageYahoo MessengerSkype Name
RebRoy
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 08 Jul 2007
Posts: 25
Location: Manchester


PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

PAH! I am not one to brag but I win it at least 40....... ROFL

_________________
Dear sir, thanks and do not need your money anymore,you can go and take it back.
thank you so much.
Genevieve buba


I will make sure that you burn in Hell., Trust Me.
Barrister Fortune
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mail
Display posts from previous:      
Post new topicReply to topic


 Jump to:   



View next topic
View previous topic
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum



E-Mail Header Analysis


All Content © 2003 - 419Eater.com
Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group :S5: FI Theme :: All times are GMT