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Jervis Tetch
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi again Shiver--

One more great effort by you in which a frustrated Lad ostensibly had to borrow money from his cohorts to give in to your requests----and I soooo hope it's true!

Brilliant work all the way by you.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

poor wee laddy wrote:
How will I say the people who I've borrowed money from?
"Sorry, I'll send later by WU" ? Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing I guess he is not dead yet Laughing

When are you going to kill him? Laughing Can wait to see what he sent you Laughing
Always good to hear such good news from a lad

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OK, we're nearly done with the entire work. He has started to send in the final parts now, and I am hoping to have them all completed by late this evening. Time I revealed what I had this particular scammer do for me.

I thought about something that would be a time wasting exercise, but would not involve possibly innocent people having to spend money etc. What better than pretending to be the head of an Audio Visual company looking for people to help us provide talking books for the blind?!

Of course, having spoken to the scammer on the telephone for the past few weeks (even putting up with his diabolical female impressions!), I know 100% that the person speaking on the audio book is the scammer himself. Job done, no need for yet another "ethics" thread Wink

So, to tease you all a little more, here is the introduction part of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, as read by my curent scammer, "Kenneth". I chose HHGTTG for two reasons; the first being that is it one of my favourite old books, and the second being that it has lots of weird words to pronounce and it's fun to listen to Ken try to get his mouth around them!

Kenneth has now recorded the entire HHGTTG book for me, 80% of which is now in my possession, and the rest to be delivered later this evening.

Until I can provide you with the entire 35 chapters, this intro will have to suffice:

THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY - INTRODUCTION (2meg MP3)

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The entire book. Shocked

I think you could put that on a CD and sell it here. Very Happy

So what was the issue where you were 'killing him'?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! I can't listen until I get home, unless you make a down loadable link Shiver, you great god of a man you.

Damn you Surf Control you are the devil!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If it was on CD, I'd buy one to play in my car on a long drive. It just needs him to recreate 'Journey of the Sorcerer' on steel drums or something.

I'd like to hear him do Marvin.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

BWAHAHAHA Laughing Laughing, excellent work again, Shiver, he has the perfect reading voice, not Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He gets all thoughtful when he reads 'small, green pieces of paper' Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm not sure about the revisions he's made.
Apparently, the girl with the great idea for a better Earth was now sitting in a small cave in Rickmansworth. What kind of social commentary is he trying to make about Rickmansworth, I wonder?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I knew Douglas Adams. Not sure what he would have thought of baiting in general, but I think he would have liked that. Wink
Nice one Shiver.

*Just noticed you are about to some kind of posting landmark in five posts time. Razz *

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Damn! Only one more file to go and this guy is dragging his feet. HURRY UP FELLA, I HAVE A BAIT TO PUBLISH!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Exactly!! Doesn't he understand I am waiting??? Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

jxd wrote:
The entire book. Shocked

I think you could put that on a CD and sell it here.?

I've a friend who would love that on CD. If there is any demmand or plans for adding this to the 'official 419eater' merchandise, put me down for 2 copies

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yay! Shiver got the lad to do some community service. Very Happy Perhaps you can offer them to book stores or senior homes for some book reading time. They would love to hear the lad read them a story.

Nice work!!!

I have a request... can we get Harry Potter series?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The king has done it again! Hahahahahahahaha

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think this reading will be a good sleep aid, zzzzzz. LOL. Amazing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping clapping clapping

Laughing Tell the mugu that the recording company has rejected the book.

Tell him to redo the project this time, he should practice before recording Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Awesome! Laughing

I've never read the book myself, I'd love to have a scammer read it to me!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Brilliant!

FiveForces - For the full genius of Adams' HHG, I'd recommend listening to the radio play instead...though perhaps not the one narrated by our friend here (may lose some of the fast-flowing wit). Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow that's an awesome idea. I've been wanting to get audiobooks for the Harry Potter books, but they're like $200 from Borders. What a great alternative!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hilarious! clapping

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Fantastic!

I have not read this in years... If it's a good enough recording I will start listening to it when I surf the Eater! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't understand the halv of what he's saying!

Laughing "The mackabookoo iz dee Hichikaz guide to Galazee", impotant, "describe in large letaz"...


This is too funny Laughing
clapping clapping clapping clapping clapping clapping

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Did he finally admit to being male, or did he just drop the gender issue and stopped talking like a Bee Gee?
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