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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:02 am |
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I got a call at 4:30am this morning (luckily I was already up and working!) from one of my current scammers in Cote d'iviore (3:30am their time) to tell me he had spent the last 18 hours solid completing his "job" for me. I should hopefully be receiving it later this evening if he's able to follow my upload procedure. Dedication to the cause is always appreciated, and I shall reward this lad well - what with is another matter entirely |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:12 am |
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As well your lad should be rewarded�with exactly what he has coming to him. I�m sure he will reap his reward well
Edit: Up at 4:30 AM you�re not one of those morning people are you? Morning people are far too damn happy when they should be drinking coffee and yawning. I�m not a morning person in case you�re wondering, care, or just haven�t noticed |
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:24 am |
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Is this something for us mere mortals to enjoy and be inspired by?
Something humiliating for the lad?
I do hope so. |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:27 am |
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Hi Shiver--
For some reason The Lads seem to call you at inopportune hours, from past history.
Always excellent work by you, and my guess is that you got it on tape and will reveal it sooner or later.
My hat off to you as always--you know who I am.
cheerz--j-in-o |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:33 am |
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@PVJ: Yes, you especially I think will be able to enjoy this upcoming trophy |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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fawnykate
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 Jun 2007
Posts: 142
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:37 am |
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shiver metimbers wrote: |
I got a call at 4:30am this morning |
Thats one of my tactics for annoying my lads.
Whatever it is sounds like it may be important if he's calling you at that time. I await it with curiosity.
4:30 am though, thats a proper graveyard shift is that. |
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TurkeyTrotter
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Posts: 364
Location: Sitting behind you stealing your magas
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:54 am |
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shiver metimbers wrote: |
@PVJ: Yes, you especially I think will be able to enjoy this upcoming trophy |
Oo-Oo HHGTTG related?? |
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BarneyG
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Aug 2004
Posts: 853
Location: Moe's Tavern
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:37 am |
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There's 4:30 in the morning now?
(I'm getting up 5:30 just to walk my dog) |
_________________ Baits archive.
Mrs. Damirez (Lottery scam): That sums up your person as been fraudulent. Our legal team have been instructed to bring criminal charges against you in the EU court.
Mrs. Damirez: We are just sick and tired with this cat and mouse game you have forced us into.
Mary Ray: the Investigation Authority will be after you and you know what that means.
Ogomegbunam:is there at any time or point in the future a need or requisition for blood ritual?
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:45 am |
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barneyG^
That's Barts' line for comet spotting! |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:01 am |
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Would that be the video lad posing as a girl (with high voice on the phone) who finally did complete the video?
Can't wait to see the trophy and read the bait- it's been a while since the last published bait by the master of it all! |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:01 pm |
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There's 4:30 in the morning now |
I'm with you @Barney.
I had no idea that clocks still kept time at that hour.
I've been up that late after a few scoops but I'm not in any condition to be able to figure out the big hand from the little hand.
If your Lad was up this late...then I'm sure you're getting something with puke on it... |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:53 pm |
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I hope its the 15 mile high marble statue of Arthur Dent Throwing the Nutrimatic Cup. I want to see how they get the cup to stay up there. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:56 pm |
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Hmm...
Perhaps a full re-enactment of Spiderman 2? |
_________________ Welcome to 419eater.net "It's Dot Com!" x7
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:57 pm |
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^^^I am thinking more along the lines of a reenactment of the original BBC Hitchhiker's Guide show. |
_________________ For Free Bananas Click Here!
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Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:55 pm |
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The suspense is killing me...cant wait to see what (s)he's done for you |
_________________ THE MASTERMINDER OF FAKE NEWS
"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
~ Bri Thany
"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
~ Genesis Art & Craft
"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
~ Barryston Morgan
"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
~ Peter Roy |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Posted:
Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:25 am |
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About 60% of the work has been received so far, but two of the last submissions were below par, and I sent my scammer an email telling him it would have to be done again or I wouldn't pay. His telephone call back to me was short and to the point (don't worry, we've made up since, and he's doing the work again!):
You've killed me (200k MP3) |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Posted:
Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:29 am |
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Can't quite understand everything but the sorrowful tone of voice is hilarious! |
_________________ Welcome to 419eater.net "It's Dot Com!" x7
"I was brought up in a motherless babies home"
"I have the Consignment Code here with me which I will send to you and without this Code no Human Being can open that Box"
EmailParser
Ponies taste like cyanide and happiness. |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:38 am |
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Yes, it's a little hard to make out in parts, but this is what I think he's saying:
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Mr. Thomas, you have killed me! You have killed me! How will I say the people who I've borrowed money from? What do you want me to do? You have killed me! After working for you, you said you are not going to pay me. God will judge you, eh?! |
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_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:46 am |
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:20 am |
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Nice one Shiver , hearing lads get a taste of their own medicine never fails to cheer me up...the poor soul . Good to see you've made up so you can kill him again. |
_________________ THE MASTERMINDER OF FAKE NEWS
"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
~ Bri Thany
"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
~ Genesis Art & Craft
"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
~ Barryston Morgan
"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
~ Peter Roy |
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full auto
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Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 555
Location: Lost in a digital age/provided by tor.
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:29 am |
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The tale of the emo lad! That is great Shiver, good luck with him and hit him hard again (and please post the response ). |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:57 am |
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I should expect the fixed work soon:
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Dear Mr. Thomas,
Thanks for your email, I shall do as you said, I will be going to sleep now, by morning I will be calling the [censored] again to know the possibility of starting this work by tomorrow.
As soon as it is done, I shall send it to you so that you will advise before I moves on. I have already stunched brigded my heart with a concrete courage, is shall all come to pass.
Thanks for your care and understanding, will get back to you with any latest development.
Goodnight |
See? I got care and understanding. I can't lose.... |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:04 am |
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I-
I'm in awe and I don't even know what you had him do!
I guess with money everyone is friendly! Even when the money isn't actually there. |
_________________ Welcome to 419eater.net "It's Dot Com!" x7
"I was brought up in a motherless babies home"
"I have the Consignment Code here with me which I will send to you and without this Code no Human Being can open that Box"
EmailParser
Ponies taste like cyanide and happiness. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:07 am |
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I sense another classic in the works...... Sounds like a sequel to your book is called for! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:12 am |
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shiver metimbers wrote: |
I have already stunched brigded my heart with a concrete courage |
What on earth is he trying to say? |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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