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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ma'am.. I was just trying to warm my fingers.. ma'am?..

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"The book of stupid names for your children is on aisle 4"

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

<br>Shopkeeper : "Didn't you used to be the ginger one in The Spice Girls?"

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Josh wrote:
I'm quite amazed you know all the words to it Red Razz


*quickly hides stack of britney albums* Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"So I'm like, omigod? You know? Would you guys just, like, shut the fuck up? Cos, like, I'm, like, starting to, like, totally do this thing too? And I don't, like, you know, like it?"

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not exactly on topic, but The Britney Spears Guide to Semiconductor Physics and the Competition Winner.

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Competition Results

The competition was to rewrite one of Britney Spears songs to include a scientific or technical principle in an amusing manner. It is a matter of little debate that you need more than one entry to make a competition. However, in this case our singular entry was rather funny. For those that don't know, it is a rewrite of 'Oops I Did It Again.'

Oh bugger, bugger, bugger it!
Oh bugger, bugger, bugger it!

I think I did it again,
Those chemical jars, their labels are scarred,
Oh bugger,
It could be anything,
But it doesn't mean that it's not Napthalene
'Cause to lose all my senses,
That is just so typically me,
Oh bugger, bugger!

Oops, I spilled it again,
It burned through the door,
Made holes in the floor,
Oh bugger, bugger
Oops, you think I am sane,
That's not why I'm drinking this stuff,
I just got my doctorate!

You see, my problem is this
I'm high on bunsen gas,
I wish I never did that experiment,
I cry, rubbing my eyes,
With hands that haven't been washed in days.
But to lose all my senses,
That is just so typically me,
Oh bugger bugger,
Oops, the doc did it again,
He got the wrong gas ,
And used it en masse,
Oh bugger, bugger,
Shit, it's SO2,
And it's falling from above
He's not damned innocent!

Oh bugger, bugger, bugger it!
Oh bugger, bugger, bugger it!
"Gather round!"
"Now, before you go, there's one more experiment to show you"
"Wow, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this..."
"Yes, yes it is."
"But I thought eating this stuff killed you..."
"Well, it does, and now you'll die"
"Oh, I shouldn't have!"

Oops, I ate it again, I don't know why,
Got lost in my lunch, oh bugger
Oops, you're coming from above
I'm not finished the experiment!

Oops, I spilled it again,
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Oops, you think I am sane,
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I just got my doctorate!
Oops, the doc did it again,
He got the wrong gas And used it en masse,
Oh bugger, bugger, Shit, it's SO2,
And it's falling from above

by David Kimpton, Australia.


Now get your mugu to record this version!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Image

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In the next frame she turns green and rips her shirt off.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"But I wanted the MOGWAI MEAT!!!"
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Who cares

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am an American who does not travel overseas much. So. once, in france, on my honeymoon, I developed a.. well a "condition" that honeymooning women might get. I told the pharmacist in my broken french:

"J'ai une mal de la vagine... a cote de .. quel et le mot de le petit animale c'est dan le pain, et il fait le pain VROOOM!" (Making an inflating sound).

My poor translation: "I have a bad vagina of the kind that.. what is the name of the little animal in the bread that makes the bread go Whoosh and poof up like this?" The pharmacist was horrified. Then he started laughing so hard that tears came down his face. The entire pharmacy could not stop. They all kept saying "Je suis desolee!" and "Candide!" but i got the medication so THERE. But I felt like the lady in that picture. Hence my long story in response.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Shocked

That has horrified me into leaving the forum for a good few hours. Ciao.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Somehow we should turn the content of it into a bait. Bait de la petit animale dans le pain c'est fait le PHHHORROOOOMMM!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

'Are you that dog's twin??'

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Reprob8 wrote:


Image


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
et il fait le pain VROOOM!


Oh. Freakin. Man.

I can't stop laughing.

A caption, you say?

"ID? Whaddya mean ID, y'all? I'm Britney-freaking-Spears! Brit...no..Brit...OK FINE K-Fed's ex! Yes, I'll get you an autograph...now, cigarettes, please! Sean Preston's feenin' y'all!"

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Vavin:

THAT is one of the funniest things.

Permission to quote?

--J.D.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Why does the guy have only five fingers? And Britney doesn't even look like a monkey at all! Very Happy
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