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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:17 am |
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Ma'am.. I was just trying to warm my fingers.. ma'am?.. |
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DIE MUDER FUCKER
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:01 am |
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They lost my clippers I left for repair! I'm going to the trailer to chew up a Oxy Contin and snort a cross top. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:27 am |
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"The book of stupid names for your children is on aisle 4" |
_________________ x2 x2 x104 x213 x4 x20 x4 x2 x1 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x13
You will rot in jail.watch your back- any shadow could be mine ! YOU ARE VERY EASY TO TRACK IN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD ! DRUNKARD AND A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!
mike lawrence (cheque scammer)
Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
Lyord Melson- cheque scammer
$4.002million and £214K in fake cheques taken out of circulation. (updated May 2009)
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:40 am |
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"I don�t care if your sunglasses have cost you 3000$, they still look like shit" |
_________________ I´d vote for Don or TS but Lotta, Juan and sheboppe are the best! But the squirrel still sucks on the buttons *g*
"your papa, i do you ok, you do fuck your self off goodday" Hitman lad to Usm4an B3ll0
"fuck you and your mumu family for ever andv ever, you go die for bicycle accident this year" Hitman to Usm4n B3ll0
"once again thank you for the disappointment and arranged confussion." Barrister Ise
"Do you said am stupid" lad posing as Mike Pence
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:28 am |
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<br>Shopkeeper : "Didn't you used to be the ginger one in The Spice Girls?" |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:09 pm |
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Ginch
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 208
Location: Here...and there!
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:19 pm |
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"So I'm like, omigod? You know? Would you guys just, like, shut the fuck up? Cos, like, I'm, like, starting to, like, totally do this thing too? And I don't, like, you know, like it?" |
_________________ Retired baiter, now mostly lurks in gen chat |
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Dionysius
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Mar 2004
Posts: 1639
Location: 61 Cockle St, Llareggub
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:43 pm |
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Not exactly on topic, but The Britney Spears Guide to Semiconductor Physics and the Competition Winner.
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Competition Results
The competition was to rewrite one of Britney Spears songs to include a scientific or technical principle in an amusing manner. It is a matter of little debate that you need more than one entry to make a competition. However, in this case our singular entry was rather funny. For those that don't know, it is a rewrite of 'Oops I Did It Again.'
Oh bugger, bugger, bugger it!
Oh bugger, bugger, bugger it!
I think I did it again,
Those chemical jars, their labels are scarred,
Oh bugger,
It could be anything,
But it doesn't mean that it's not Napthalene
'Cause to lose all my senses,
That is just so typically me,
Oh bugger, bugger!
Oops, I spilled it again,
It burned through the door,
Made holes in the floor,
Oh bugger, bugger
Oops, you think I am sane,
That's not why I'm drinking this stuff,
I just got my doctorate!
You see, my problem is this
I'm high on bunsen gas,
I wish I never did that experiment,
I cry, rubbing my eyes,
With hands that haven't been washed in days.
But to lose all my senses,
That is just so typically me,
Oh bugger bugger,
Oops, the doc did it again,
He got the wrong gas ,
And used it en masse,
Oh bugger, bugger,
Shit, it's SO2,
And it's falling from above
He's not damned innocent!
Oh bugger, bugger, bugger it!
Oh bugger, bugger, bugger it!
"Gather round!"
"Now, before you go, there's one more experiment to show you"
"Wow, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this..."
"Yes, yes it is."
"But I thought eating this stuff killed you..."
"Well, it does, and now you'll die"
"Oh, I shouldn't have!"
Oops, I ate it again, I don't know why,
Got lost in my lunch, oh bugger
Oops, you're coming from above
I'm not finished the experiment!
Oops, I spilled it again,
It burned through the door, Made holes in the floor,
Oh bugger, bugger
Oops, you think I am sane,
That's not why I'm drinking this stuff,
I just got my doctorate!
Oops, the doc did it again,
He got the wrong gas And used it en masse,
Oh bugger, bugger, Shit, it's SO2,
And it's falling from above
by David Kimpton, Australia. |
Now get your mugu to record this version! |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:59 pm |
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_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:38 pm |
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In the next frame she turns green and rips her shirt off. |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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DeezeGuysIzDumb
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 25 Jul 2007
Posts: 5
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:32 pm |
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"But I wanted the MOGWAI MEAT!!!" |
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Nelsonsbattle
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 433
Location: New Zealand
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:36 pm |
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Who cares |
_________________ �This is quite unfortanate you have basterdise every thing we have been working for a long time.
�the photo you send to me ..... i am have six with you in dreem here� Lad after he got a topless photo of my baiting character.
"I have just came out from the bank with the most humiliation of my life." Dissapointed Lad after a trip to the MG agency.
"tell you die, fuck you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ooooooo" Samull the scammer on being burned
(Samull's trip from Cotonou, Benin, to Lagos, Nigeria, to meet the lovely Steffy)
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Vavin
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 20 Jul 2007
Posts: 93
Location: USA
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:31 am |
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I am an American who does not travel overseas much. So. once, in france, on my honeymoon, I developed a.. well a "condition" that honeymooning women might get. I told the pharmacist in my broken french:
"J'ai une mal de la vagine... a cote de .. quel et le mot de le petit animale c'est dan le pain, et il fait le pain VROOOM!" (Making an inflating sound).
My poor translation: "I have a bad vagina of the kind that.. what is the name of the little animal in the bread that makes the bread go Whoosh and poof up like this?" The pharmacist was horrified. Then he started laughing so hard that tears came down his face. The entire pharmacy could not stop. They all kept saying "Je suis desolee!" and "Candide!" but i got the medication so THERE. But I felt like the lady in that picture. Hence my long story in response. |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:36 am |
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Vavin
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 20 Jul 2007
Posts: 93
Location: USA
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:51 am |
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Somehow we should turn the content of it into a bait. Bait de la petit animale dans le pain c'est fait le PHHHORROOOOMMM! |
_________________ "Only Two Months to Live:" But I want to assure you that this is not a fraud but
for real, we both know the consequences of fraud
prosecution.
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:01 pm |
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'Are you that dog's twin??' |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
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Master Shake
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Oct 2006
Posts: 63
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Posted:
Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:00 am |
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Reprob8 wrote: |
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A young Lucille Ball goes incognito |
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Rintastic
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jun 2007
Posts: 55
Location: Ohio, USA
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Posted:
Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:17 am |
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et il fait le pain VROOOM! |
Oh. Freakin. Man.
I can't stop laughing.
A caption, you say?
"ID? Whaddya mean ID, y'all? I'm Britney-freaking-Spears! Brit...no..Brit...OK FINE K-Fed's ex! Yes, I'll get you an autograph...now, cigarettes, please! Sean Preston's feenin' y'all!" |
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:00 am |
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@Vavin:
THAT is one of the funniest things.
Permission to quote?
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Posted:
Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:04 am |
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Why does the guy have only five fingers? And Britney doesn't even look like a monkey at all! |
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