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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:05 am |
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I have this letter sitting in my spam box
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Dear Friend,
I know this email will come to you as a surprise especially when you do not know me and considering the huge sum of money involved which could make any one apprehensive at first. For the sake of courtesy,I am Mr. Chris Williams attorney to late Mr. Alan Williams,who died alongside his entire family in the Tanzania safari plane crash.
Before his death,he made a deposit of the sum of $18m(Eighteen million United State dollars) with a Security Company somewhere in Europe.You will read more about his death through the below web
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His company is the largest scented candle manufacturers in Britain,that has contributed immersely to the economy of great Britain. My proposal to you is to file you in as his next of kin,then have the funds/ consignment which is deposited with the security company ,in a trunk box shipped in your favour since he died without no one as the beneficiary or next of kin.Since the security Company got information about his death,they have been expecting someone to contact them as his Beneficiary to the Consignment/fund, as they had already contacted me as his personal attorney,who has been his legal representative on the deposit of the fund,to help them provide the right beneficiary to his funds still in their possession,But unfortunately, Alan Williams died along side with his Next Of kin, his wife Mrs Sue and close familyrelatives, leaving nobody behind for, the claim of his Fund still with the Security company.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I personaly decided to place you as the right beneficiary to the $18 million USD so that the security company will have it transfered to you without any further delays,since they have mandated me to provide his next of kin or have the consignment confiscated. Have it in mind that the only people aware of this my email are You and I,So on no circumstance or condition you relate this information to anyone else,Let it be a secret we have to take to our grave.When replying to this email, kindly send as follows:
Full Names:
Contact Addresses:
Direct Telephone/Fax number:
Country of origin:
sex and age
Honesty and Trust is our watchword, and for your assistance, I have also decided that we would try and put all efforts together to see that this fund gets to you.Thereafter,I will have to visit your country or otherwise so that we will be able to share the money as we will be going home with 40% each of us while the remaining 20% will go to Charity.
I will be waiting for your urgent response.
Kindly respond with your direct contact informations to my personal email address and call me on my direct line for further discussion,Thanks.
Best Regards,
Chris Williams.
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Well Barrister Chris neglected to hide the other recipients so I got this today from one of them who replied all which I found hilarious.
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Stupid BOY
U MAMA NA FOOL OF FOTHY.
U GO HEAR SAY U MAMA TOTOOOOOO.
UR MOTHER IS A GOAD HEAD WHY UR FATHER IS A BABOO UR FAMILY STINKS.GO WITH UR POORVATY THAT IS WHY UR FAMILY IS FULL OF ILITRACY
GO AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER YOU FOOL AND GOAT LIKE YOU.
I SAW ON OF YOUR BROTHER IN DEY BEG MONEY FOR N****R HERE AND I NO GO HELPM AGAIN
UR MAMA TOTO STINKS UR MAMA TOTOOOOOOOOO |
Feel free to have at him, I'm sure he will welcome nice friendly baiters after this insult. |
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Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:12 am |
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Scented candle maker. Awesome. I might bait him as an investor, looking to invest in his company. |
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johnny5
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Posts: 109
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:12 am |
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Irony is...
thefife wrote: |
THAT IS WHY UR FAMILY IS FULL OF ILITRACY |
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_________________ "When you do something right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all" - "God", Futurama |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:24 pm |
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who died alongside his entire family in the Tanzania safari |
Who sent him on this safari and does this not start another ethics debate?
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_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:58 pm |
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^^ You might be right...seeing as how the whole damn family died. Some baiters just have no shame.
On another note, someone asked about the undisclosed recipients & what happens if you can see all other recipients' addys. When that happens, PM a mod w/ the addys & headers (& I think the letter too). They will take it from there. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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QXT
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 May 2007
Posts: 144
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:45 pm |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:53 pm |
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Thx |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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QXT
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 May 2007
Posts: 144
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:57 pm |
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So what you thinking fife? He's sending the same abuse to anyone that emails him?
Yours was a list of potential victims that the lad used, while mine was a list of lads that i sent mass abuse to. |
_________________ Hurricanes, dead fish and your potential new tattoo have a lot in common. Think about it.
"you punk ass foolish son of a bastard prostitute's mother, born to a villain of a robber and grand parents of the liliput lineage." |
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Mad4Maya
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 169
Location: Northern Exposure
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:08 pm |
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I received both the scam email and the abuse email. When I received the abuse email I went and found the scam email in my spam box and sure enought there was a long list of emails attached to it. I figured the abuse came from a baiter who happened to be on the list. |
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just recently terchers started to attached english as a subject to students can you imagine..Um4ru Z0ng0<BR>
don't take this message as a scam, because the internet frauders have spoilt everything on internet...Engr. Ademola<BR>
I will like to assure you that this transaction is 100% risk to both parties...Th0mps0n Br0wn
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:13 pm |
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@ QXT That is the same person who sent the response I got. I thought it was either another mugu or a real person who was just sending an insult (I used to do that b4 I found out about baiting). The original lad had a loooooooooong list of recipients in the Cc. I'm sure he didn't mean to do that. 2nd mugu probably saw he Cc'd & sent an insult back to everyone to screw up his scam.
What do you wanna bet someone will still reply to the 1st mugu, & I'm not talking about a baiter either.
@M4M The abuse email alerted my attention to the original letter too. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Mad4Maya
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 169
Location: Northern Exposure
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:28 pm |
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^^ I know when I first received it I thought I had some great abuse for my signature. |
_________________ X3
just recently terchers started to attached english as a subject to students can you imagine..Um4ru Z0ng0<BR>
don't take this message as a scam, because the internet frauders have spoilt everything on internet...Engr. Ademola<BR>
I will like to assure you that this transaction is 100% risk to both parties...Th0mps0n Br0wn
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QXT
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 May 2007
Posts: 144
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:49 pm |
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Ah yes, just checked, I got that original scam email too.
Sorry, I was thinking of something else...carry on. |
_________________ Hurricanes, dead fish and your potential new tattoo have a lot in common. Think about it.
"you punk ass foolish son of a bastard prostitute's mother, born to a villain of a robber and grand parents of the liliput lineage." |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:30 pm |
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@ M4M Me 2 |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:02 pm |
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UR MOTHER IS A GOAD HEAD WHY UR FATHER IS A BABOO UR FAMILY STINKS |
That reminds me of the Peanuts comic strip, where Sally keeps calling Linus her "sweet Babboo".
That was damn funny; the level of maturity in that message reminds of my classmates in junior high school. |
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"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:56 am |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:14 am |
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Ya think the insult lad IS in junior high? |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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