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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

<br>Clowns and their incredible exploding car. Clowns chucking buckets of water over each other. Clowns on mini-bikes.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks like the has competition:

Confused lad wrote:
I will also like to invest in your and we are currently recruiting for talented young men and women to join our ranks and become international members of our prestigious circus.


Poor lad is torn between straying from his script or moving over to mine... now he doesn't know what's going on. I think he might have missed the point...
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just a thought but shouldn't a circus have a strongman act? His act could finish with a truck pull (down hill of course) Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Every good circus needs a fakir who is sleeping on shards.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How about someone escaping from a locked trunkbox, delivered onto the stage by a diplomat, who then chases a clown on a tricycle around the ring, trying to collect the demurrage...

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

replies from my 2 best lads. As Moses is now an avid Eater reader (Hi there!, why not register and say hello? Razz), I didn't expect much from him....
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when did you become a show man u stupid asshole dont ever in your stupid life send mty any emails.
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Dan's far more gullible, though:

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Ok how can i be part of it


How indeed, Dan? I'm sure we'll come up with something.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Plate spinners and jugglers

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Would you be interested in having lads walk across those bed of nails? Or how about darts. The nails/darts could be pre-treated w/ some sort of tranquilizer to make it even more spectacular.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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SEE the Stupendous Juggling Act! Where the Flying Muguotzoff Brothers will juggle flaming knives, shards of glass, and red hot coals!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

CerealMom wrote:
Plate spinners and jugglers


Chainsaw Jugglers! (with the chains still on and running full throttle of course!) Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I once saw a video of a maintenance guy sweeping behind and elephant. The elephant stepped back and the maintenance guys head got stuck up the elephants ass....hmm...perhaps a very desperate Lad would be interested in recreating the moment? Rolling Eyes

If he thought there was a couple of grand up the elephants ass, I guarantee he would at least stick his arm inside... Shocked

I have a Mr. Franklin from Accra Ghana very, very interested in sourcing local talent. He visited the website and seemed very impressed. I told him I was an investor in the Circus and the the Circus was "no laughing matter" in terms of the money it generated. We are willing to share the proceeds with the performers and talent scouts...correct?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ Why do you need a bucket that deep??? Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Every circus needs a funny orchestra:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entrance_of_the_Gladiators
http://home.sunlitsurf.com/~woodman/circus.htm

It's enough when the mugus try to sing the theme. Laughing



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Received a PM from rumbero earlier with, what I think, is a good suggestion.

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I suggest that positions for the acts should be posted. Some thing like the Poker Lad project. The number of baiters should be limited in order to ensure success in the bait. This way the baiter is just concentrating in one act. Pulling from the Lad shuttle will ruin the bait.


Now, this wouldn't so much be written in stone as the lad deck project was. But, it might help people focus on one area and keep too many people asking for the same thing.

Again, this is not to suggest than anyone cannot use it for their baits. That is why YW spent so much time on the site.

This is open for discussion and thoughts, particularly from YW and BW.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My only concern is that a single lad will get 25+ responses from people claiming to be from the circus. If there is a good way to keep that from happening, then I am OK with whatever that is. I think that I speak for Big Worm on this too. We do not want to bog this thing down with so many rules that no one wants to use it. But at the same time, we don't want it to go to hell because of our own lack of organization.

I think that it would be worth some time to elaborate on what we expect as far as audition videos. More specific instructions on what format the video needs to be sent in, etc... technical issues. Because everyone knows that lads will F up just about anything that you ask them. So, if anyone would like to write up some instructions, I will include them on the site.

I am also planning on highlighting the "$200 per audition video" thing more prominently on the homepage.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I want to make one more important point here. The Flying TWAT Circus is ALL OF OURS... not just mine, BW's and Jojo's. We are giving this to the entire baiting community to use as it decides best.

Sure, we got the ball rolling and have certain hopes for it but it is up to all of us to set it's course. Don't be shy in putting good ideas out there. If it's a good idea, I am sure that all of us collectively will see that and enthusiastically add it to the circus.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Any li0n or tig3r tamers? Special incentive for sending a video that shows the applicant with his head in their mouth or something comparable.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How about a motor cycle act on the high wire, saw one at blackpool tower circus,very thrilling.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ TWAT baiters

I think that a nice $ 500.00 dollars will give the mugus a better incentive.
The figure as I see it is too low.

Just my 2 cents worth

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I told my mugu that he would $1,000 for every audition tape that was approved.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What this circus needs is a Pantomime Horse. I think we can safely assume that the vacancy for the rear end position is already filled. Just need to find the front half.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A Jersey housewife wrote:
Any li0n or tig3r tamers? Special incentive for sending a video that shows the applicant with his head in their mouth or something comparable.


That's been discussed already, and YW made the point about animal cruelty.
YeaWhatever wrote:
We actually thought of that (and a few other animal acts) and decided against it only because we were concerned that some animals might get some abuse. Personally, I would like nothing more than to see some lad being tossed around by a pride of lions. That would make some awesome video.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry I must have missed that part. I think they'd wind up getting shot or arrested if they messed with an animal of that type in one of the parks.
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