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Big Worm
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Joined: 31 May 2006
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:56 pm |
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EVERYONE PLEASE ONLY USE TWAT CIRCUS ON YOUR CURRENT CROP OF LADS.
I just had a thought. Perhaps we should set some sort of protocol ifor sending out ASEMs etc. so we are not stepping all over eachother. I am not sure what it would involve but I think it would be in all of our best interest if we figure out a process so we are not emailing the same lads over and over again.
Ideas? |
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jojobean
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:01 pm |
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^^^^
Agreed. I spoke with YW this morning to make sure that us 3 don't step on each other's toes. I didn't think about everyone else. I use a specific site for my email addys. It might be a bit hard to arrange something like that though.
I just sent out 448 emails. |
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Omar Edo-Abeche
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:07 pm |
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^ Maybe only send out ASEMs to e-mails we get in our catcher account? So far I've only e-mailed lads I already had in my baiter address book, only about 15 lads (myself using a new e-mail).
I'll hold off on sending out more ASEMS for now. |
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persephone
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:13 pm |
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Very, very impressive (as always)
Just a few tidbits if you don't mind:
when I click on 'email us' it gives me the tw4tchurch email addy instead of a circus one.
master of cerEmonies (but hey, which lad would know??)
I LOVE the tattoo on that elephant and those colors suit you YW. I hope loads of great things come from this effort.
Can you (when we decide on ASEM rules) put those rules in the OP? In BOLD |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:21 pm |
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Worf wrote: |
^ Maybe only send out ASEMs to e-mails we get in our catcher account? |
Well, there is a problem with that... I don't have a catcher account. And, if people are using the lad shuttle for their catcher account, you would have people crossing over left and right. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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persephone
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:27 pm |
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How about leaving the ASEMs for you three and the rest of us limiting ourselves to re-baiting, so we only send emails to lads we baited before? It doesn't rule out the chance that we contact the same lads, but it will decline the chances. |
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I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:33 pm |
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^ That's what I should have said. |
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"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:53 pm |
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Shiver Metimbers
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:55 pm |
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What a wonderful idea guys I am at your service if needed! |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:57 pm |
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Big Worm wrote: |
We can do that for now. So in bold so everyone knows....
EVERYONE PLEASE ONLY USE TWAT CIRCUS ON YOUR CURRENT CROP OF LADS.
YW, Jojo, and I will send out ASEMs en masse. When we get a surplus of replies, we will pass them down to other baiters that are interested. Anybody see a problem with that? |
Not at all, could you mark me down as a baiter interested? Please? |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:00 pm |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:04 pm |
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Can one of the mods please add the bold part in the OP so it will not be missed, now that YW is not online to do it himself? |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:41 pm |
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Thanks for the consideration guys. If anyone has any imperative reasoning for sending out a mass ASEM, PM us, let us know where you are getting the email addresses from, etc. We just don't want paths crossing. That's all.
I hope everyone can use this to get some really good stuff. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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YeaWhatever
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:48 pm |
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I, for one, am really looking forward to receiving an insult-comic audition. That should be funny as hell. |
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Da Mayor
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Joined: 16 May 2007
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:11 pm |
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What about a lion tamer? What kind of two-bit circus is this without a lion tamer? I can just imagine a lad sending in a video trying to tame a lion (or a hyena). |
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YeaWhatever
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:16 pm |
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We actually thought of that (and a few other animal acts) and decided against it only because we were concerned that some animals might get some abuse. Personally, I would like nothing more than to see some lad being tossed around by a pride of lions. That would make some awesome video.
We had a few other ideas that we are probably going to be including...
- High diving
- Fire walking
- Knifethrowing
I would imagine, that with the input of this community, there will be several other excellent ideas added to the list. |
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<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
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Da Mayor
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:19 pm |
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What about the human cannonball? Make some lad build a cannon and shoot one of his scammer buddies out of it. (The thought of this cracks me up too) |
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Be good with your life and let your ass apologize to your fucking soul - Sgt Th0m Alen
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- Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso to Bamako, Mali (427 miles)
- Accra, Ghana to Coutouno, Benin (213 miles) |
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valachus
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:01 pm |
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Stilt walking, monocycle riding, chain breaking, pie slapping, board & bottle breaking on the head... the list is generous )
Oh also weird clown suits... best clown suit & makeup should get a special prize, naturally
My had is off to those who came up with the idea and the web interface for the TWAT Circus. |
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:29 pm |
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Ohhhh boy.....
Bull riding, moshing, monuments of faith an interesting combination which I am sure some devious mind will put to good use |
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Roycropper
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:05 pm |
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A couple of my old favorites are getting the call to give up the cafe and join the circus. |
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Corona
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:00 am |
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CerealMom
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:13 am |
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I too was concerned about animals and abuse so what if ONE lad dressed up as the lion AND THE OTHER LAD was the tamer, same for other animal acts, Dogs jumping thru hoops, Horses, all lads dressing for the part and performing the circus acts with each other to qualify for the real jobs. |
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The Terminator
Master of Master Baiters
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:24 am |
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Great job on the website
You should bring back the "The Nigerian Bull Riders" .... |
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Red
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:59 am |
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Ok, I sent the following ASEM to a few lads (before you had posted requesting that no one else send ASEMs). From now on I will cultivate from my current crop:
1 or two lads might have been from the shuttle, so I'll give you a heads up if any of them twig. |
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thefife
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:28 am |
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What about a gladiator act? Chariots, armor, swords, spears, scimitars, all that good stuff. |
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