The Flying TWAT Circus

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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:40 am

Hi All,

On behalf of Bigworm, Jojobean and myself, we would like to introduce the Flying TWAT Circus.

http://safeguardserver.com/TWATCircus/

We were hoping to be able to introduce this with some completed audition videos, but real life has severely bogged the three of us down. But we did not want this hanging forever so here is the site for ALL OF YOU TO USE.

We recognize that to pull off a real progressive bait often takes extraordinary measures and credibility. Professional looking websites aid in this. We hope that all of you that want to really push the envelope will use this website as part of your baits.

Our goal is to get video auditions for the positions that we are advertising. We will also add more if you guys want, but they need to be good ones. Knifethrowing is one that we will be adding shortly. Please feel free to PM me, Big Worm or Jojo with any suggestions.

On the contact page, we have purposely left off any email addresses. Feel free to direct your lads to any email addy that you want. The phone number on the contact page is a K7 number that we rarely ever check. So, if you really want to receive messages, direct your lads to a different number because we do not have the time to sort through messages and forward them to anyone.

And stay tuned for some video from the three of us.

EVERYONE PLEASE, UNTIL WE COME UP WITH A GOOD WAY TO KEEP BAITERS FROM COLLIDING, ONLY USE TWAT CIRCUS ON YOUR CURRENT CROP OF LADS. Do not mass-ASEM offers of TWAT Circus employment all over the place. If too many of us do this, the lads will smell a rat and none of us will be able to pull this off.

I want to make one last important point here. The Flying TWAT Circus is ALL OF OURS... not just mine, BW's and Jojo's. We are giving this to the entire baiting community to use as it decides best.

Sure, we got the ball rolling and have certain hopes for it but it is up to all of us to set it's course. Don't be shy in putting good ideas out there. If it's a good idea, I am sure that all of us collectively will see that and enthusiastically add it to the circus.

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:43 am

Awesome stuff. I love the aeroplane pic in particular. I can't wait to see if any of my lads want to join it!

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:06 am

No shows in Europe yet? Laughing

Can't wait til you come downunder!

Great stuff guys, I will be working on lads as of right now.

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:12 am

SWEET!

This is going to be hilarious. Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:06 am

Calvary greetings,

The black text on the maroon background is hard for the average mugu to read Smile

But the cathedral looks downright impressive!

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:14 am

Leave me alone.

I'm busy with the circus colouring book.

When I've finished I'll see if I can get a couple of lads to play.

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:03 am

Great site! clapping

That coloring book is a fantastic idea!

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:28 am

Just unbelievable...!!!

This is going to become legendary.... Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:08 am

I almost want to apply myself!!!

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:17 am

Awesome Site, It'l be great for some of my future baits.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Love it, I'll be using that modality soon!

What are the people that walk on hot coals? You could maybe have that?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:25 am

I am picturing a Circus Tw@t Mugu colouring competition! Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:48 am

Looks awesome.

I've already been working on a few lads.....but slowly.

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:55 am

Ha ha ha ha ha....! Laughing

PM sent.

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:23 am

Love the web site
All those colours make me dizzy Smile

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:47 am

Nice job man! This certainly came as a surprise to me. I will get an ASEM drafted shortly, if you don't already have one.

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:30 pm

Awesome site, can't wait to watch some videos.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Beautiful. Quality work as always!

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:48 pm

Certainly you will need tailors, artists, mechanics and such to maintain the bright and beautiful traveling facilities and costumes!!

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:01 pm

Maybe also a unicyclist, acrobats, jugglers, & a magician specializing in sawing people in half (or any act performed by that Dr. Gore or whatever his name was on Britain's Got Talent). Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:05 pm

That is brilliant. Now I shall clean the soda from my keyboard.

Cool

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:38 pm

Awesome and inspiring as usual.

I tried to make a donation but unfortunately my credit card was tapped out calling K7 numbers and listening to extremely long answering machine messages. Can I donate via MG or WU?

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:38 pm

There will be a lot of additional elements in this bait. As YW said, RL has been quite busy for all three of us so we have not given the proper attention to this modality yet. It will be open to all baiters to use and suggestions are always welcome. Feel free to PM any of us.

Cheers,
BW

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:13 pm

This looks very entertaining Laughing

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Now I just have to wait for the perfect lad.

How's this for an ASEM:

Quote:

Greetings,

I am the talent coordinator for The Flying TWAT Circus. The Church of The Watchtower Apocalyptic Testament (TWAT) started the Flying Circus in 1984 as a way to reach out to people and spread TWAT around the globe.

In preparation for our African and Asian tours, we are currently looking for local talent to enhance our already excellent show.

Send us an audition video and we'll send you $200.00.

For more information, please go to http://safeguardserver.com/TWATCircus/index.html and click on the "We Need Help" link.

If you are interested in auditioning for our circus, please e-mail me at [email protected]

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:54 pm

Absolutely brilliant site guys Laughing