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 So THAT's what happened to Uncle Bob.....

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Sirius Jones
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm trying a new twist on this one--still using the Anarctica gig, but ....well...read it and see. Comments and suggestions welcome.



Dear Sirius Jones

I am Adaba Williams(Esq), a solicitor at law.personal attorney to late Mr.Robert Jones,who was a contractor with European Development company.Herein after shall be referred to my client.

On the 11th of september 200a1 my client was involved in world trade center bombing.unfortunately lost his life three month after the incident due to injuries he substained in the bombing , since then I have made several inquiries to your embassy to locate any of my client extended relatives but this has proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name to locate any of his relatives hence I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the fund valued at US$10.5 million left behind by my client before it gets confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Finance Security Company in Lome/Togo where this huge amount was deposited in a trunk boxunder the coverage of family valuables. The said security company has issued
me a notice to provide the next of kin or have this box confiscated within the next twenty one official working days as they don't know the content of the box.

Since I have been unsuccessfully in locating the relatives for over 2years now,I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased,so that the proceedings of this box can be transfer to you.Therefore, on receipt of your positive response,we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfers as I have every necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim.

All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Please get in touch with me through thisemailbox([email protected]) for more details.

Thanks and God bless
Adaba Williams (Esq)



Dear Abbadabba,

Thanks for your email. I've been wondering what ever happened to my Uncle Bob. I never would have guessed he was a victim of those scum sucking muslim terrorists. My God smear bacon on their souls!

Oddly enough, I am in fact Robert Jones' sole surviving relative. The reason I've been so hard to find is I've spent the last seven years as a missionary and penguin-herder at McMurdo, Antarctica. I thought that's why Uncle Bob quit writing. I never dreamed he died in the Trade centers.

Please write me soon so I can collect my inheritance. I'm getting short of cash here as missionary work and penguin-herding don't really do much for cash flow.


Yours in Bifurcation,

The Right Reverend Sirius Jones, DDBS,
Church of the Divine Bifurcated Serpent
http://revs.jones.googlepages.com/home

PS, Do you know where Uncle Bob's remains are buried? I'd like to visit him when I get a chance.



The next bit is a long bit of crap; it's the usual "pose as a relative of the deceased" garbage, but here it is anyway. (I'd skip over it if I were you.)

Dearest Sirius ,

I received your mails in response to my proposed offer. The only thing I
need from you is to be Truthful, Honest and Sincere to me in this project
and nothing more. Though, i know that the letter might have came to you in
surprise, but let it not surprise you, the opportunity was open to me, hence
my immediate action to contact a foreign partner bearing the same surname
with my deceased client to execute it. You might not be related directly but
bearing the same surname makes you legally qualified to this claims and I
have information to back up the transaction and also understand that this
offer is honorable and must betaken very serious.

Meanwhile, you did not enclosed your private telephone number to me i.e
(your mobile telephone), because i intended to call you first directly on
phone for brief conversation before executing the (offer). Notwithstanding,
as a matter of facts and as it may interest you to know more about this
transaction. The Boxes that i want us to moves in to your country through
DEAL is not my money or my relatives money.

The boxes belongs to my late client Mr. Robert Jones,who unfortunately lost
his life three month after the incident due to injuries he sustained in the
bombing and He also owned two of Companies in our country during his life
time, but our Federal Government closed and folded all his Companies last
year and if time is not taken, they will ask for withdrawal of the said
above boxes(S) with the company to government treasury but If you follow my
instructions/directions and put in your maximum assistance and co-operation
to this project, the Boxes ($10.5 million) will get to your house within (7)
days.

As the personal attorney of the said deceased person, I decided to make it
deal (invite you to put CLAIM over the boxes),as well as order the company
to deliver the boxes into your home address oversea and for your
information, I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in
this country as a legal practitioner , we are not allowed to operate a
foreign bank account and would eventually raise an eyebrows on my side
during the time of shifitment of the boxes, because I'm not related to the
deceased, hence my another reason for contacting you seeing that you bears
the same surname with my deceased client.

Note: You only need to Act as Next of Kin to the deceased person by
forwarding Claimant Application Letter to the company for withdrawing the
boxes. I am here to monitor the process of approving the boxes to you.The
deceased was a Citizen of your country, but Nationalised in our
country(Togo) during his life time. He owned a lot of Companies in our
country during his life time, but our Federal Government closed and folded
all his Companies and if time is not taken, they will ask for withdrawal of
the said above boxes with the Company. I noticed that with my power as a
Lawyer, (me and you) can claim and withdraw all the money instead of my
government.

If you follow my instructions/directions and put in your maximum assistance
and co-operation to this offer, the boxes containing ($10.5 Million) united
states dollars will be delivered to any address you will provide for this
transaction within (7) working days and i shall immediately fly to your
country and meet you face to face to receive my share and plan for
Investment with part of my share under your kind assistance. I will be
flying down to your country as soon as the company shifts the boxes to your
provided home address.

Upon my arrival, we shall have face to face meeting as arranged regarding
where and how exactly to invest part of the funds through the assistance of
a financial representatives. You should also bear in mind that for business
of this nature to succeed, we (you and me) have to be sincere, trustworthy
and more importantly honest. I have taken you as my brother and strongly
believe that you are not going to betray me or sit on this FUND when it
eventually enters to your position.

I have suffered so much and have spent a lot of time in projecting this
transaction to this stage before contacting you for us to execute the
transfer of the boxes to your home address. For that reason, i would not
want you to frustrate all my efforts.You are not required to expose this
transaction to anybody. So keep everything confidential/secret until the
money gets to your position and nothing more.

I also want you to know that you will be of great assistance to me regarding
investing the money in your country. The truth is that i do not have much
business experience as i have been working as a civil servant all my adult
life.I also want you to see me as your brother living in Africa who are only
trying to make live better and also guarantee the future of his family and I
am here to monitor the process of approving the application and the boxes on
your behalf as soon as it is forwarded to the company.

Inasmuch as, I am not a greedy person and dislike people as such, I have
accepted to give you a sharing percentage of 50:50,from the proceedings of
the boxes of course 50% goes to me while 50% goes to you as well,You should
not worry at all, i am the (Personal Attorney) of the said deceased.So, I am
in position to influence the company directors to ensure that the boxes be
shifted to you.After going through the details of this offer I hope you will
indicate your full interest and also understand that this offer is
honourable and must be taken very serious and I also guarantee that this
will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any
breach of the law but i advise you again to keep this transaction highly
confidential until we conclude it and I arrive in your country for
Investment.

Here is my details:

Barr.Adaba Williams
Date of birth: 16/09/51.
Place of birth: Kpalime Togo.
Profession : Lawyer
Passport type: Service
Date of issue: 11/02/1998.
Issuing body: The government.
Passport no. 656500
Expiry date: 10/02/2008

Best Regards,
Adaba Williams

Private Telephone: +228-939-25-56

N.B:PLEASE, GIVE ME A CALL ON MY PRIVATE TELEPHONE NUMBER AS SHOWN ABOVE THE
MOMENT YOU RECEIVED THIS MESSAGE, SINCE I WILL BE VERY HAPPY TO HEAR YOUR
VOICE.




My Friend Abbadabba,

I think perhaps you need to read my earlier letter again, and pay a bit more attention to it.

Robert Jones was my uncle. I don't need to "act" like his relative. I AM in fact the last surviving relative of the Jones family. The money we are discussing belongs to me as my inheritance.

There is no way I will allow you to keep 50% of the money. However, If you will send me a statement that you are willing to give up any and all claims on the money, I am willing to pay you a standard attorney's fee for settling his estate, just because you found out what happened to my Uncle Bob. That would be 5% of the money.

Otherwise, I will have no choice but to contact the bank and tell them how you are trying to grab the money illegally. You could lose your license to practice law, or even go to jail.

The choice is yours. Let me know by return email.


Yours in Bifurcation,

The Right Reverend Sirius Jones, DDBS,
Church of the Divine Bifurcated Serpent
http://revs.jones.googlepages.com/home



More to come--maybe; we'll wait and see.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds great so far. Not sure whether the whole "he IS ACTUALLY my relative" idea is going to get you too far though. He knows you're not the real relative, you know you're not the real relative. I guess it might get his head spinning at the coincidence but he knows there's no money so it's all really a game at first to get you hooked.

Good luck! Post you updates to here I'm curious to see how this one goes.

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Sirius Jones
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks, Josh. And you're of course correct; he has to know I'm not really a relative because he knows (I hope....) that Uncle Bob doesn't exist!

But, that being said....here's some more
Very Happy



Dearest Sirius,

I understand that late Mr. Robert Jones was your uncle and also you are the
last surviving relative of the Jones family, in every indication the money
belongs to you as an inheritance. please sir, with due respect I am not
willing for you to pay me a standard attorney's fee for settling your uncle
estate, I will only agreed and accepted a sharing percentage of 60:40,from
the proceedings of the transaction of course 40% goes to me while 60% goes
to you as well. Or you can go head and contact the security company and tell
them how I am trying to grab the money illegally. Bear in mind that there is
no way I can lose my license to practice law, or even go to jail because I
am the (Personal Attorney) to your late uncle Mr. Robert Jones. you should
not forget that I have with me all the information and prove to back up this
project as we proceed and also You should understand I that I have suffered
so much and have spent a lot of time in projecting this transaction to this
stage before contacting you for us to execute the transfer of the boxes to
your home address.

well Inasmuch as I am not a greedy person and dislike people as such, I want
you to understand that I will be more than glad to share this money with you
if only you will give me your co-operation and handle what is left on your
side accordingly because I personally inspected the boxes and find out they
are containing real American dollar, I even taught it was all fake but not
after my banker confirm it's real dollar after I showed him two piece of the
money.

If you accepts below is the text of application which you will need to fill
and send to the security company through their email address but the most
important thing is that you do not give them a call yet to avoid them form
asking you questions you might not know the answer and on no account must
you let them know the real contents of the boxes, always maintain that it
contains family valuables in case they ask you.

And you must not fail to forward any messages, neither good nor bad; you
receive from the security company to me first before replying them so that I
will go through them and tell you what to do if needs be.

Looking forward to hear from you.
.......................................................................................................................................

Director of Operations-(Rev. S. W Reymond)
Save-Con Security Company Systems
B.P.46820 Rue Du Akei lome,TOGO
Tel:+ 228-912-4455 Fax:+ 228-222-02-87
E-Mail: [email protected]
E-Mail: [email protected]

Ref:Application for the transfer/Release of two trunk boxes with the
registration number PY62-307895-68 belongs to my late cousin Mr. Robert
Jones,

I, Mr.................... Wish to apply for the transfer of the trunk boxes,
with the registration number PY62-307895-68 belonging to late Mr. Robert
Jones, who involved in world trade center bombing unfortunately lost his
live three month after the incident due to injuries he sustained in the
bombing some few years back but resided in lome,Togo.

I hereby declare that I am the cousin and the next of kin to late Mr. Robert
Jones, and wish that his properties that he left behind in your security
company be transferred to me as the next of kin and beneficiary as soon as
my application is approved, I will provide you with all the necessary
informationís to prove my legality.

My nameis:......................
Home addressis..................
Company Name:....................
TelephoneNo.......................
Fax No:...............................

I will be happy if this application is approved and the trunk boxes be moved
directly to my home address in my county and please accept this late
application as it was due to the family's logistic problems consequent upon
their funeral rights and I hope you will expedite action and in no account
must the trunk be opened by any one except by me on presentation of the
necessary documents to the delivering person.

Thanks for your co-operation

Sign.........





Mr. Abbadabba:

You say you are not a greedy man, yet you are trying to steal my inheritance. Yes, that's right--STEAL. Under the laws of your land, which are modeled after the laws in my land, you are entitled to NO MORE THAN 5% of my Uncle Bob's estate. It is still 5% no matter who hired you--me, Uncle Bob or the Divine Serpent Himself.

As far as you losing your license or going to jail, unless you can produce a signed, sealed Document of Release from my Uncle Bob, stating that you are entitled to 50% of his estate, then 5% is the most you can hope for. In fact you need to send me a signed, sealed Document of Assignment to prove Uncle Bob ever even hired you. For all I know, you're just some frog-licking fake who is trying to steal from me.

Again, the choice is yours; prove yourself and earn 5% of the $10,500,000, or I will hire new barristers to begin legal proceedings against you. Understand, the 5% comes to over $500,000, so don't give me your sob story anymore. That's more than enough money for you to live like a king for the rest of your life.


Yours in Bifurcation,

The Right Reverend Sirius Jones, DDBS,
Church of the Divine Bifurcated Serpent
http://revs.jones.googlepages.com/home



I dont know where this is going to go either. What I DO know is that I'm enjoying the ride and annoying this mugu, so all is in harmony and balance. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow...I love it. Calling him a liar and thief. I love the righteous indignation...Brilliant
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Actually treating him like a real lawyer, brilliant! Laughing

How strange that he is so unwilling to lower the percentage of the fake money he gets to "keep". The things that go through these people's heads; I will never understand. And I don't want too... Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe the twist to this fellow is that he HAS to keep up the pretense. He cannot afford to give way to the newphew-pretender too easily or he will lose face and his entire plot.

Or could it be that he is a kitty-cat (or whatever the anti-baiters are called?)

The plot thickens.... will our Sirius bring this anti-scam scam to a successful conclusion? Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi Sirus,

Love the work you've published so far!!

I tried the 'I am the real relative' approach once on a plane crash scam. It didn't last long though, Laddo seemed to get bored and know I was dicking him around.

Love your sign off : Yours in Bifurcation,

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks all!!

This one didn't last to long either. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE tURNED DOWN 5%!!! Shocked

Gee, maybe he was for real after all......... Laughing Laughing

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i have told you not to play with me because i will send HOLY GHOST FIRE to you and your entire family and you will be burnt like the princess of baal .

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nah.....he wasn't real. But then he knew you weren't either.... Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Similar experiences here. When I claim to be close to the true relative and have too many "facts", I get dropped. However, if you can be a bit ridiculous, it helps as the lads get their attitude on about how you deserve to be defrauded for lying. I recommend broad generic and insulting statements like "yes I think I may have had an uncle who went to the country of Africa. Was he a white man, if so that must have been him... When can I expect my due money?" Riles 'em up a bit but they will still want to bait you. Just a suggestion...

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