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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Luckily, I was just a beer swiller at the time. My ex wife decided to whip up a pitcher of screwdrivers. ( Twisted Evil ) This was in a very old adobe ranch house. A suitable ceramic pitcher was found. While the light was quickly fading, ingredients were added, and stirred well. The other 3 enjoyed their drinks, and I drank beer. Once the pitcher was done, the ex went to make more, Twisted Evil Twisted Evil then a scream. We all ran into the adobe. There was a mouse carcass in the bottom of the vessel Exclamation I'll let you figure out the moral of the story for yourselves.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ewww!!!

There are so many 'horror' stories out there!

The only one I have was when my small person was about 5yrs old and I took her to a 'Brewers Fayre' I think they're called, or is it a Toby something, anyway, she had the childresn meal of spaghetti bolognaise.
Half way through eating it (I was chatting to a friend) she said "Mummy, I don't like this" I turned to look at her and she had her fingers in her mouth (as kids tend to do).
Next thing, she pulled out of her mouth a piece of soft plastic that was about 6" long and 1" thick!!
No one in the restaraunt (ie staff) were interested and still tried to charge me for the meal!!
In the end, coz I was so pissed off with their attitude, I informed health and safety.
After about 3 months of letter writing and complaining, what did I get in return...?
A bloody free meal voucher for the same restaraunt!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

IBTLS (in before the law students)

What you experienced was the founding case of modern tort law:

Donoghue v Stephenson (D v S for those in the know).

You should sue your wife and claim damages! Laughing

That said... no reason not to keep drinking... in fact... more reason to drink! I'm concerned that she didn't wash out the jug... remind me never to accept an invitation to your place for dinner Razz Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dead mice don't drink much and who cares about the flavor pellets or the mouse twinkle that the little critter did in the bottom of the pitcher after it climbed in and before it died. The thing I would worry about is what the acid did to the lead glaze in the pitcher.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Many a year ago, an idiot friend getting over a break-up that came one year too late.

I offered to take him to a place I knew but he was all excited about "passing for 21" or some such nonsense. So he went out and bought the booze.

Captain Morgan Spice Rum.

"What will we do with this?" I asked.

"We can make Rum-Cokes!" he chirped.

"Have ye bought said Coke?" I enquired.

"No, but we can get it from a machine. . . ."

"From . . . . a . . . machine . . . on . . . a weekend?"

"Weeellll. . . ."

I figure it is "his party" as he runs off in search of this wonderful Coke.

I put the kettle on.

He returns with:


. . .



. . .


. . . wait for it . . .


. . .


. . . Grape Fanta.

Yes.

Captain Morgan Spice Rum and Grape Fanta

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He mixed the two and started drinking. Me? I was overcome by a sudden case of kuru or something. "I will just have . . . tea." He encountered some acne ravag'd skank in his Journey, so he followed her off.

I grabbed the trash can.

I found he had made it one flight of stairs. I placed his head in said can and allowed him to expel his concoction.

You may close the thread now. . . .

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Kind of reminds me of the following joke only you had a mouse:

An englishman is in a bar and a fly lands in his beer. He walks out of the bar.

A Scotsman is in a bar and a fly lands in his beer. He picks it up out of the beer, smashes the fly violently on the bar, and then chugs his beer.

An Irish man is at the bar and a fly lands in his beer. He picks it up by the wings, starts shaking it, and begins yelling "SPIT IT OUT!!! SPIT IT OUT YAH THIEF!!!!"

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First got pissed on Cherry Brandy in a block of flats.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Home brew for me. Turns out we overestimated how much sugar should be used and accidentally ramped the alcohol percentage up to 15%... we were rooted.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mine was mixing several small bottles (1/2 pints) of peppermint schnappes and many beers. (two of us and two 12packs, beer for beer and my friend didn't like pepermint to start with) Store owner got really mad when on the third resupply run in less than a couple of hours, I somehow accidently "painted" the front door this weird looking greenish color. And for some odd reason, haven't cared much for the smell of peppermint since then.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thunderbird (white wine with a not so subtle hint of petroleum) and Lightning (cheapest Cider around, tastes like goo). It's like drinking from a fuel tank but it gets the job done.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was being really cheap and bought some MD 20/20 and then tried to mix it.... nuff said.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In the good old days, when I was a student, my housemates & I tried homebrewing some bitter from a cheap kit. Never quite turned out right though - looked like someone had been sick in a bucket & took the lumpy bits out. There was a pub at the end of the road which sold 4-pint takeaway jugs (brown plastic). We bought a few of these, emptied the good stuff out of them & filled them with our brew, then took them to parties where we could leave them on the communal booze table & drink the good stuff. We stopped getting invited to parties after a while. Rolling Eyes

Some years later, I made 10 gallons of elderflower wine - picked the elderflowers from a field near a local farm. Threw the lot away when the farmer appeared in the local paper having been caught burning toxic waste!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In college we used to make a drink called "Skip and Go Naked" -- (from memory): cheap beer, frozen Minute Maid limeaid mix, vodka -- mix in a large cooler with ice cubes to get really cold.

Tasted good at the time. Confused

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Don wrote:
Lightning (cheapest Cider around, tastes like goo).


I used to drink Pulse cider from the local Spar back about 10 years or so. It was on offer, 2 for a 4 pack, buy one get one free. That stuff was pure evil in a green can.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

just one from my memory of quaffing fine arrays of beers.
8 pints of mild then chased down with a pint of red witch (pernod,cider and blackcurrant juice)
i went home wearing someone else's legs and of course emptied my stomach contents in the house.
never touch a red witch since.

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@joetam atleast there was the whole mouse in the pitcher!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ 4 pints of Boddingtons followed by 4 pints of draught Old Tom. Allegedly I walked home with a plank, convinced it was my best friend. Ahh the carefree days of higher (?) education. Very Happy

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just been turfing for a german beer that my wife brought back from
her short stay in germany and found this brill beer site.

beers from all over the world,check it out all you quaffers

http://www.beersofeurope.co.uk/acatalog/

enjoy

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Singapore Sling

The one I tried was luminous pink and tasted vile, like cherry-flavoured mouthwash. My poor (male) friend ordered one and had to a. drink it and b. put up with being teased about his 'big pink fruity girl drink'.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Stop it already. Lock the thread. I'm losing all respect for the posters.

Now having said that, here's a recipe from my freshman days.
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Two gallons of Hawaiian Punch Concentrate (Makes 10 gallons of red punch, but don't add water.),
Twenty gallons of the Pride of Cucamunga (The stuff the Grateful Dead sang about, $0.50/gal),
Two gallons rot gut vodka,
10 oranges, sliced.
Twenty pound block of ice.

Reading back the notes to self from the next day, there's a notation to not hurl on one's own shoes.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Laughing

I thought we were talking about gross stuff, not just getting bevvied up, because I don't get bevvied up....

Except for the time when my very good friend was driving me home in her little 850 mini and I thought it was a hilarious idea to moon a police car.

The window was open.

We got pulled up. I fell out of the car and couldn't get my breath I was laughing so much. She got breathalised, I got a date Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ iMike, Do they still sell Old Tom in half pints from a small barrel on the bar? Had about 3 pints once as a student, i remember not being able to feel my mouth anymore came as a surprise...

Never found a drink I couldn't drink, though the Tia Maria left over at the end of a party could give my chucking up muscles a workout.

Not as vile as the mouse, but the fag end hitting your teeth at the bottom of the beer can, and realizing you got mixed up over which can was the ashtray sticks in my mind.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

In the spirit of Trainspotting...

(and for the record this is a very long time ago.)

I remarked to a mate there nothing tasted worse than dragging on a spliff that had gone out.

He replied that I'd obviously not had "roach tea". It seems that's when you smoke your entire stash before bedtime. Then the next morning, desperate for a hit, you take all the dead ends from the night before, brew them up in hot water and drink it.

He was right, I've never been anything like that desperate.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Wow! Wish I had thought of that. Razz

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OMG

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Myers 151 + eggnogg @ 50/50 = absolutely poisonous.

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