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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

After having just watched the news please accept my apology on behalf of the British people for sending you Posh'n'Becks. We did try Spain but they cottoned on quickly. Whilst at the moment they may appear to be all shiny and new, that quickly fades away to lacklustre and dull.

We promise never to do such an under-handed thing again and hope this does not sour diplomatic relations between out two great nations.

Again, we are very sorry. We just ran out of options

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PS - Please do not send us Paris Hilton as a retaliatory strike as we would then be forced to reply with Jordan and Peter Andre.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

She's not in America, she's in Los Angeles, so don't worry.

Compared to many others that live there, she's a mild case.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If you will take them back, we'll also let you take back Chewbacca

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bam-Skater wrote:
...be forced to reply with Jordan and Peter Andre.


Ahhh... Weapons of fake construction.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Leave Posh and Becks alone. David single handedly revitalised the male grooming industry and also played a bit of football on the side, and Posh single handedly....errr, did something else.

They seem a nice decent couple devoted to their children, and are doing whatever any of us would do. Maximise their incomes to ensure their children get the best start in life. Shame about the names though...the kids I mean, not the parents.

We have a habit of knocking people in this country for their success, in America they aspire to it. Good luck to them.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was rather amazed last night, to discover they actually did an hour long show on her. I did not waste the hour watching so can't tell how good or bad it was.

http://www.nbc.com/Victoria_Beckham/



The only thing I'm hoping that comes of them being here, is more interest in football/soccer.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^It's on ITV1 in the UK tonight at 9pm. She sends herself up something rotten, apparently.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Agree with the more interest in soccer here.

Also like KD said they are in LA it is a separate entity of it's own.

The thing that annoys me most is the fact they are giving Posh her own reality tv show, I would have thought we had enough of that crap around here as is. I tire of all these reality shows, but that is a different rant for a different time.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I wouldn't expect too much on that front Lotta, although I heard that the pro team in my area is sold out for their match with LA. However I imagine it's because of the immediate publicity rather than a long term thing.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I watched that drivel for two minutes. She was going thru some multi-million dollar abode (you know this because they are careful to put the price up on the screen) overlooking the smog that covers L.A. and one of her first questions was "What other famous people live nearby?" She was most excited to hear that "DiCaprio" and "Spiderman" lived on her street. She (her skeletal remains that is) nearly fell out of her dress in excitement. puke

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I too apologize for Beck and Posh. Embarassed
Let's just wait to see how long it takes until there's a "For Sale" sign up on their LA mansion. Won't take long once they find out they can't get Marmite, crumpets or PG Tips in the local supermarket...
Just wait until their kids get beat up in school for "talking funny"...
Posh's breakthrough reality series was cut down to a one hour special - hmmmm - wonder why? Not enough content - same as her brain...I hear they are getting some of the pictures from their photo shoot blown up for their house. Yeah - just how do you explain half naked pics of yourselves on the living room walls to your kids...She's sniffed far too much hairspray and Beck's overloaded on the Ben Gay fumes...
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I really don't care about them one way or another. They're rich and good looking ( by LA standards) so they'll fit right in here.
What chaps my hide are the radio commercials in the local area:

"David Beckham has done it!! David Beckham has pulled it off!! David Beckham has won the day!!!!"

You'd think this guy had cured cancer, discovered cold-fusion, and worked out the Unified Field Theory, all while taking a break from re-writing the Davinci code to explain the meaning of life. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Really, is this not all just revenge for us kicking you out in 1776 then sending you Dynasty?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The shows being plugged hugely here in Australia, with the Current Affairs shows and the news. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think we need apologies for the Teletubbies as well. Until then we refuse to return the original whinnie the poo bear stuffed animal.

Or have we finally returned that by now?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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accept my apology on behalf of the British people for sending you Posh'n'Becks.
So you're the one. You bastard. All we get to hear about all day long is about these two morons. I'm expecting Posh to announce her/his cure for cancer and solve the energy crisis at any time.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't worry too much. We have an area of LA where all of the celebs live. They are kept seperated from the norms. It's been said that living there is like living in a bowl of granola: What's not fruits and flakes is nuts.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I interviewed the Spice girls about 9/10 years ago. Posh was lovely. A really nice girl. If you watch any interview, she's always the first to pull herself down and as for her being thick, she's made a multi million dollar fortune from being herself and marketing herself and laddo well. Not too stupid then?

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guymannemisis wrote:
Won't take long once they find out they can't get Marmite, crumpets or PG Tips in the local supermarket...



Yes, you can, if you know where to go Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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. . . she's made a multi million dollar fortune from being herself and marketing herself and laddo well. Not too stupid then?


I think it is just the natural jealousy we peasants have for the very successful, particularly when we feel it is all a result of superficial reasons and not talent.

At least "Posh" is not trying to get everyone to join some cult. The rest seem to have been quiet--at least on this side of the "Pond."

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

At least it is something for the wife to focus on so I can continue having fun on here. My daughter wants to go see him play but the game is sold out here so I guess it will have to wait till next year. Oh well, not that I mind (I would take her if possible, but im not buying tickets to 2 other games)
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am not really sure if Posh and Becks have even realized that they are in a different country....I mean, after all the speak some kind of english there and I am pretty certain, that Posh doesnt have enough history knowledge to know about what happened back in 1776....she might only think "wow, they have strange queens here on the pound banknote"....ahh...sorry...screw the "think" part... Laughing Laughing Laughing Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

About 5 years back I bumped into David Beckham at Heathrow.

I was heading to Africa to do some charity work for a children's hospital, and he was really interested to hear what I was doing.
Anyway, he gave me a phone number and told me to call when I returned as he wanted to make a contribution.

When I called the number, it turned out to be someone at Manchester United's offices.

She said that Becks had told her that I would be calling. He had saved a match-day number 7 shirt for me and had personally taken it to all of the players and the manager and got it signed and packaged for me.

A week later the shirt arrived along with a handwritten letter from David Beckham congratulating me and wishing me good luck.

Not many celebs would have gone to the trouble that Beckham did, so I have a great deal of respect for the man. clapping

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow a shirt signed by the whole Manchester United team. That'd be worth a fair amount!

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