Another Super Safari (Approx. 8k miles)- YW, BW and J0J0

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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:09 pm

YW takes care of that site. Maybe he is updating the site or something. I'll put in a PM his way.

Callum- he indeed borrowed the money from a friend. My best hope is that two mugus get REALLY pissed with each other.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:17 pm

^^^Your public awaits, with baited breath....(pardon the pun..)

Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:28 pm

Don't you think that doing this is a bit mean to the lad? I mean he has to spend money and waste time. You guys are just thinking of yourselves and not of this poor lad. What kind of morals do you have?

(thought I'd ask the ethical question now and get it out of the way)

(((((((((((((((((((((((lad))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Now that I also hugged the lad......

Moving along - - BRILLIANT!!!!!!

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:49 pm

Sorry about the broken link folks. This ISP has been giving me grief on and off for a while now. I will be switching the provider probably today.

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

Great news guys. bow_down

My finder's fee will be a photograph of a lad up to his knees in bat poo. Or failing that a lad's head, a low cave roof and a sign that says "thud". Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:53 pm

Well, he doesn't EXACLTY know about all the bat poo. I may have slightly doctored the map that I sent him.

Here is the one he received:

Here is the original:

I highlighted what was removed from the map. I figured that stuff was just silly filler and it did not need to be on his map. I think, by complete accident, that we chose the bats' roosting area as our location to hide the money. Oh well. Twisted Evil

EDIT: Just got in a new email from him. Until the site can be updated, I'll post them here.

Quote:

Yes i will do so brother, as soon as i got to nairobi i will email you, but i want to ask, would i be eble to get internet connection at kitale since am to pass via kitale? And how long/distance from the very hotel you urge me to lodge on to the cave where you will hide the money? i mean the distance from the hotel premeciss to the kituv cave? i don't know if their is internet connection at kitale region to cominicate with you when once i got to kitale? because i think as soon as i got to nairobi i will continue immediately to kitale. And how much is the cost of the hotel? is it up to 50 dollars par day? and how long will i spent there.but to me i think a day is ok.
so tell me more brother and God bless you.
am looking forward to continue by tommorow ok,maybe i will arrive there before this weekend Insha allah.
Awaiting back if possible today.
thanks
Urs christopher.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:18 pm

I can recommend the . Very reliable.

Don't forget to tell him that he will need to take plenty of jungle strength mozi-repellent too..... Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:27 pm

No, I won't be telling him about the repellant. Here was my response:

Quote:

You should be able to get internet access there. There is a cafe called there. The hotels should not be too expensive. I am only about 25 km west of Kitale. I suggest the. It is not too expensive, around $30-$40 a day, from what I understand. This includes breakfast as well. It used to anyway.

I want you to do something for me. As soon as you get to Nairobi, email me. Since you are going to Kitale immediately after that, this is very important. When you email me from Nairobi I will immediately go forth and take the money. I will go hide it in the cave. Once you get to Kitale, you are to email me again. Do this to confirm to me that you are indeed going to the cave soon. Once the money is taken, the people will be up in arms. I suspect that it will take 2-3 days before anyone notices though. The tent where the money is kept is not well-known, nor is it frequently visited.

Please do the following things:

1. When you arrive in Nairobi, take a picture of the airport for me. Please do this. As I said, I want to know all memories of this memorial where we are able to screw these American pigs out of their greed

2. Email me immediately when you get to Nairobi. This will clue me into the fact that you are there. I will then move the money to the cave. I will take a snapshot for you of where I hide the money.

3. Email me when you arrive in Kitale. Take a picture or two of the town and your hotel when you get there. Upload it and send it to me. I am enjoying watching this unfold before my eyes.

4. Go IMMEDIATELY the next day to the cave to get the money. I have attached the map of the cave where I will hide the money. I sent this to you before, but I wanted to make sure you have it.

5. On your journey to the cave, please take good video and pictures. This will help me know exactly where you are in case there is a problem finding it. I don't forsee any problems, but this is better to be prepared than not. If there are any problems, upload all of the pictures and video immediately so I can see your progress. Understand?

Also, there is a store called . There you can get any goods you will need. Make sure you have batteries for your camera and a flashlight when you go. You might want to bring matches and a lantern as well. But a flashlight should do.

Again, we are only days away from being wealthy beyond imagination.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:05 pm

Nice response. This should work out great if he actually follows the directions. How cool would that be to actually get video of the birth place of the Ebola virus? Thumbs up

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:29 pm

The only thing more cool that a video of the birthplace of the Ebola virus is a video of a mugu standing in the birthplace of the Ebola Virus, saying "I am not feeling too well, all of a sudden".

Bruin

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:29 pm

Quote:

How cool would that be to actually get video of the birth place of the Ebola virus?

That is some funny shit right there... Laughing

After the Lad safari's, gets burned, re-bait him with the great news that his video is being purchased by the NATGEO channel.... Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Posts: 69

Wow, great work you guys!! I'll definitely be keeping an eye on this thread. Wink

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:59 pm

Go on, seal his fate, any lepper colonies in the area....

The good follower needs to do some charity work with the less fortunate...

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:00 pm

Funny as this may this bait may be, I hate to think how hard it's going to be to read his lowercase crappily spelt and poorly punctuated emails as he starts becoming more and more desperate Laughing

Those pesky bats huh? Must have moved in sometime after you hid the money. I got all excited and checked, but vampire bats are only found in South and Central America *sigh*

-edit- to correct my own crappy spelling Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:06 pm

@asiaguy - I love that natgeo channel turn around on him. They could even say something like - we tried to send our own camera crew in there but that just said do we look * retarded? - do the old double entendre on him.

But that is all up to Jojo, YW, and BW. Once again great work guys.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:14 pm

Great work guys... I can imagine the look on his face when the doctor tells him that he has ebola. Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:31 pm

Anti-419 wrote:

Great work guys... I can imagine the look on his face when the doctor tells him that he has ebola. Laughing

They probably wouldnt tell him anything. If he made it to a doctor before he ruptured, they would quarantene his arse so fast it would make his head spin. That particular strain has a 95% mortality rate. In other words, it's practically a death sentence. The black death only had a mortality of around 80% I believe.

If I remember the book correctly, there was never any hard evidence that Mt Elgion and Kitkum Cave were the source of Myinga(?) Ebola, only that someone who had been to the cave later broke with that particular strain. It could be any number of possible vectors including insects. Also, if I remember the book, the local herders take their cattle up there and most of them are still alive. That particular strain also shows up on the shores of Lake Victoria I think.

Now, leprosy is a whole different ball game. We know exactly how to give him that.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:47 pm

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:25 pm

Spectacular work as usual bow_down

Can't wait for the link to get back up!

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:30 am

I just can't wait till he gets back, you inform him of the chances of catching ebola in that region and that the only antidote is back in kenya! Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:07 am

Any word from Christopher?

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:32 am

Bit of info on the caves :
One of the four caves you can visit in the Mount Elgon National Park is the Kitum cave. The saline loving elephants most often visit this cave. They may arrive at any time from dusk till about midnight. They are real excavators. The amount of these special elephants has diminished a lot because of poachers from the Uganda side. It's dark inside the rather large cave (you don't say?), which is 50 M wide and 160 M deep. It�s useful to bring a torch and be careful, because the salt crystals at the ceiling are very sharp. You can easily hurt your hands. Oh I hope so!

The elephants visit at dusk, so it wouldn't be wise to be in the caves at that time Twisted Evil

Also : There are leopards, buffalos, waterbucks

Now he doesn't want to annoy them!

link to original info : link
For those who want to read up on the destination

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:00 am

That settles it then he'll have to arrive just before dusk (after the tourists have all left) so nobody sees him removing the money. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:10 am

Elephants eh? If the money has vanished, maybe those pesky pachyderms ate it?

Once he's been there and found nothing, you could try sending your lad back to look through their dung, in the hope of finding large denomination bank notes.

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:17 am

Ha ha... I never knew there were so many angles to get these guys!

Loving it - good work!

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