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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:35 am |
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The best thing is I can mail him six months or a year from now, and blame the delay on the distortion of space and time. He'll be there, patiently waiting for some word from his space-maga. Perhaps I'll tell him I've been into the future, and seen him stealing the $18,500.  |
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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
 "Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x  4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
    
 'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Ophelia Dikki
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
Posts: 740
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:20 pm |
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Thks Jervis for pointing out the error of my ways. I'm sure that in W Africa there is some form of man-eating nasty whose dung, nostril hair or what ever will be suitable for the transmutation into pure diamonds/gold (or if you are Lord Percy - pure green!!). |
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:40 pm |
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| I'll tell him I've been into the future, and seen him stealing the $18,500. |
Followed two days later by him being raped by Interpol and left naked in the street without the money.
--J.D. |
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וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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bendum_dover
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 May 2007
Posts: 34
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Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:50 pm |
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It would be hilarious to set up an E-Mail for the Aliens and "communicate" with the lad.....Something like [email protected]  |
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The_Boobs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Feb 2007
Posts: 354
Location: Cornwall, UK
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:37 pm |
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Please do not not contact me any more i don't need people like you. ~Ge0rge |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:42 pm |
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@Bendum - and I am sure if PDS did that he would have to get the aliens to go and pick up the lad one time. And we all know that the aliens couldnt just pick him up in town, it would have to be somewhere remote...... |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:44 pm |
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I ruthlessly plagiarised your script PsycheDelia_Smith and added the Klingons and a bit of Borg and threw it at a Lad whose first language, I believe, is French and he appears to be easily led astray.
I won't hijack (or pollute) your thread with the crap mail I sent him, suffice it to say I ended it
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| Do you want Klingon Leaders private e-mail ? |
and I got this weirdness back.
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| I am very happy to read you but first of all will know that you the spawning times of the dossire from here pourque tomorrow puisson to pass Al to us the other stages should pay and you will have your profit. |
I'm not making this up. He was mentioning spawning times before I ever mentioned the Klingons.
Great idea PsycheDelia_Smith  Too much straight baiting does this to me. Clearly he speaks Klingon, so I think Commander Worf better get in touch. |
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- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
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…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:11 pm |
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^^^^^The_Boobs
Somehow the command "Kneel before ZOD!!" must be worked into this.
--J.D. |
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