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PsycheDelia_Smith
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The best thing is I can mail him six months or a year from now, and blame the delay on the distortion of space and time. He'll be there, patiently waiting for some word from his space-maga. Perhaps I'll tell him I've been into the future, and seen him stealing the $18,500. Smile

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Ophelia Dikki
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Joined: 03 Apr 2007
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thks Jervis for pointing out the error of my ways. I'm sure that in W Africa there is some form of man-eating nasty whose dung, nostril hair or what ever will be suitable for the transmutation into pure diamonds/gold (or if you are Lord Percy - pure green!!).
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Doctor X
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

PsycheDelia_Smith wrote:
I'll tell him I've been into the future, and seen him stealing the $18,500. Smile


Followed two days later by him being raped by Interpol and left naked in the street without the money.

--J.D.

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bendum_dover
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Joined: 29 May 2007
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It would be hilarious to set up an E-Mail for the Aliens and "communicate" with the lad.....Something like [email protected] Laughing
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The_Boobs
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Joined: 02 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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TheGreatOok
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Joined: 25 May 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Bendum - and I am sure if PDS did that he would have to get the aliens to go and pick up the lad one time. And we all know that the aliens couldnt just pick him up in town, it would have to be somewhere remote......

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GomerPyle
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I ruthlessly plagiarised your script PsycheDelia_Smith and added the Klingons and a bit of Borg and threw it at a Lad whose first language, I believe, is French and he appears to be easily led astray.

I won't hijack (or pollute) your thread with the crap mail I sent him, suffice it to say I ended it

Quote:
Do you want Klingon Leaders private e-mail ?
Very Happy

and I got this weirdness back.

Quote:
I am very happy to read you but first of all will know that you the spawning times of the dossire from here pourque tomorrow puisson to pass Al to us the other stages should pay and you will have your profit.


I'm not making this up. He was mentioning spawning times before I ever mentioned the Klingons. Very Happy

Great idea PsycheDelia_Smith Thumbs up Too much straight baiting does this to me. Clearly he speaks Klingon, so I think Commander Worf better get in touch.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^The_Boobs

Somehow the command "Kneel before ZOD!!" must be worked into this.

--J.D.

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