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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Rachel hates baths, so she's first in the tub to flail like an aggrevated Wolverine, just awakened from a good nap. Cooper fly's into the water creating a small tsunami. He loves it. All the while, Cisco the 8 pound buscuit is whining to see what's going on, but the door is closed. Little does he know. After mush splashing and escape attempts, The Chihuahua is clean, and very much alive. Cisco is growling at the other Boxers which are on their delerious after bath run. Twisted Evil Treats all around settles things. Are your dogs a pain to wash, or do they love it?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Our dog did not like to be washed... however, he was a very patience dog, so when he was in the tub, he stood there, waiting for the "water torture" to be over...

As soon as he was picked out of the tub, he would b-lined to the living room, rubbing himself on the carpet...growling gently for the joy of freedom...

Man I miss that little pooch.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My late Jack Russell, Ben, God bless him, never liked baths, but he loved rolling in sh*t. However, once you got him in the bath he was usually OK. Getting him out and stopping him shaking the excess water all over the bathroom and me was a different matter.

He once chased a rabbit into a wood where my local BAe had kindly dumped a load of green lead based paint they used to paint the planes. Exit one very green dog that would be invisible to enemy radar and glow in the dark! I had to cut of the fur of the bits that didn't wash out to prevent the poor thing dying from lead poisoning as he tried to lick it off. The rabbit escaped to live another day. Happy days.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My little Maltese terrier loves rolling in crap, but she generally likes bath's as long as the water is warm. When it's all over she runs around the house and if the back door isn't closed she runs out and starts rolling in the grass Rolling Eyes

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