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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From recent Jobserve advert

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Candidates must have exposure to SQL Server and have a strong understanding of Prince 2 mythologies


Cripes - what are they looking for - a PM who can walk on water and turn into a shower of golden rain?

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I know the MySQL server pretty well, but not the prince thingy Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

They're looking for a nerd! Very Happy BLZ?

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Paging SP, I'm sure his computer skills would be of value to them Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

enter random post that didn't fit in..


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Candidates must have exposure to SQL Server ...

Many people qualify as exposed to SQL Server. Ever worked around a server? that had a database. You probably been 'exposed' to some sort of SQL then Razz

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...and have a strong understanding of Prince 2 mythologies

Project management. But I think they might have meant methodology instead of mythologies. Confused

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PRINCE2
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PRINCE2, or PRojects IN Controlled Environments, is a project management methodology. It covers the management, control and organisation of a project. "PRINCE2" is a Registered Trade Mark of the U.K. Office of Government Commerce (OCG).


http://www.prince2.com/


Edit) Just realized this was my 419th post Razz

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The ad probably said Prince 2 methodology, which is an acceptable term for experienced use of.

Prince 2 is extensive and in depth business management software.


EDIT: Beaten to it ^^^ Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hehe - it was the mythology thing that made me laugh - that being said, most PMs I know think they are god Smile

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