USMAN BELLO FLASH MOB - Lad goes Boo Hoo Hooo

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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:42 pm

Put me down for $4,800 from one lad and $6,300 form another Smile

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Oct 2005 Posts: 266

I got bout 40 lads expecting 18 grand....Guess I can send U3 8grand to keep him off my back...but be gentle...Im not finished with them yet Wink

BTW...you have PM

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:36 am

@ shuntbuzz - any responses to the email address yet? Smile

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:23 am

My lad is still very tight-lipped about the chop...

Quote:

I can see that you have been scamed by the so call belo. it's your money and you can whatever you wish with it.

I dunno

maybe he suspects the game is afoot? Anyway, I've replied...

Quote:

Dear Mr Seeg,
I'm sorry, but I do not understand what you're saying. What is "scamed"? Has Mr. Beolo not contacted you yet? Are you telling me that you do not know him? Please send him an E-Mail to let him know you are waiting for the $1,196.09 fee I paid. His E-Mail address is I'm sure it is only a simple misunderstanding between the two of you. Please let me know when you hear from him, okay?
Grace to you,
Margaret W.

@ shuntbuzz I was originally in for $3500, but that was a mistake on my part (had baits mixed up, arrrrggh). Please see revised sum in my reply, sorry! Embarassed

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:57 am

$67171.09!!!

Nice one folks - no replies yet - I will check when I get back from work today and post anything I get.

Please keep adding lads and please make sure you make the lad want to talk to UB!

@Ginch - NP - I can use a calculator Smile

Master Baiter Joined: 28 May 2007 Posts: 144

Haha, Shuntbuzz you're gonna kill off my terminally ill Mother M0535 Laughing

Quote:

Dr Fredr1ck Bain3s,

My barrister forwarded the e-mail you send to him. Please my son who is Usman Bello I don�t know him and please do not send any e-mail to him because if you do i am afraid because the bank will not release the consignment box to you.

Please my son I want to know what is going on you know that I am an old woman you know that high blood pressure I will not to think about anything now unless you want me to die.

God bless you.

Yours truly,
Your m0ther m0ses.

And Ive also got a response from the barrister:

Quote:

Don�t send money to anybody I don�t know this person U5m4n B3ll0 oga_usaman_bello @ yahoo.co.uk for your information.

I'll tell them to contact you to get this mess cleared up. Haha.

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:36 am

Perfecto!

I'll need to brush up in my igbo swear words, methinks Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

Beautiful timing for a barrister friend of mine. I'll be sending him $7,110.64. He's been through some unfortunate mishaps lately, and this should send him nicely over the edge. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:02 pm

Cool!!

Listen all - I've not had a peep from any of the lads. Time to turn up the heat.

Please tell your lads you are sending UB the same amount AGAIN as a result of the following message which you need to forward on to the lads.

Forward the following and demand that they talk to Usman and apologise or some such.

Post when you've sent so I can track the $$$$

Quote:

from: [email protected]
Subject: My friend

I ask you to send the amount again as my associate has lost the money, little stupid boy that he is. He put the money in the wrong bank account and someone took it.

He is nothing, a small boy who cannot do a man's job and I must pick up the pieces of his incompetence.

You must help out on this enterprise as we are all lost otherwise.

Regards

Usman

Master Baiter Joined: 28 May 2007 Posts: 144

Just in, Shuntbuzz you're busted Laughing

Quote:

Subject: USM4N is a big SCAMMER IN NIGERIA (Send me a scan copy of the payment slip )

Dr Fr3dr1ck B4in3s,

Oh my God! I don�t understand what you are telling me. Did you made the payment to my barrister? Did you send the money to his e-mail <will this be any use to you shuntbuzz??> I told you that there is know body that�s know s about the consignment box deposited in Hsbc Bank London.

My son if you don�t to help me you better let me know because I will die if you fell me, [could make the whole process a bit easier IMHO Laughing

]I called my barrister and I insulted him [ HAHA, please let it be so] because he said that you did not send any money to him that you only told him that you have made the payment and you have already send the money to USMAN his friend.

Listen my son I know my barrister more done you do, and I will not like to have any problem with him just because of you [ feel free, you'll be smelling the flowers from six feet under any day now according to you Laughing

], my barrister has helped me a lot in this life when my husband was alive.

My son you have to listen to me now the reason why I am telling you this is because of you are my son and also my help the money you sent to USMAN has gone because I finely know that the person that call his self USMAN is a big SCAMMER IN NIGERIA I don�t know him and my barrister do not know him so that don�t know what you are telling me that USMAN knows my barrister.

You made a big mistake how can you sent money to the person who you don�t know I can�t believe this. Oh my good God! Please my son I want you to send me all the e-mail sent to you by the stupid scammer called his self USMAN, [ sorry, uzzy told me to destroy them for security reasons ] sent me all the e-mail and I also want you to send me a copy of the payment slip [sorry,destroy, security] so that I will be sure that you made the payment.

You know that I am an old woman and I believe that trust is all about life get back to me so that I will be sure of what you are saying.

Please don�t be angry with me you know that I am not happy for what you did you by sending the money to unknown person I have told you I don�t know USMAN he is a SCAMMER so you must have to be careful about him don�t send any e-mail to him again because if you do I am sorry you will lost your money and don�t come back to me.

I will die if you do not get back to me [ must....resist...]my remember God and I want you to be always prayerful.

God be with you in Jesus name amen.

Yours truly,
Your m0ther m0ses

What to do now? Re-send money, but this time as uzzy pretending to be the barrister, but same ogo_uzzy email addy?

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:39 pm

My character just contributed $3750. This is very timely because my lad and I had reached a standoff. This ought to light a small fire under his butt....

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

Quote:

Your previous message to my office was strange.
I do not have any colleague WORKING with me.
Someone is trying to steal your Won Prize.
Use the Payment Instruction I sent to you and send the Payment Information to me for confirmation.
Call your sister now with immediate effect to stop the Payment Process.
Use my directive.
I am your only barrister to the UK National Lottery Board.
For security reason, do not ever reply this address
again as he is not our Officer, we do not know him. Tell him not to ever write you again. that he is a theif.
Be warned as there are many are many fraudsters who stael Won Prizes from winners through this medium.

I was somewhat disappointed with that measured response, so I tried to perk him up.

Quote:

This is too strange. He picked up the money. He wrote that you are a mumu (?) with mental problems. I didn't understand everything he said, but something about your mother selling for 2 naira and giving back 1 naira in change. Why would he talk about your mother being in business?

He said that if you had a problem, you could write to him and explain yourself.

I am so confused and upset right now, and I don't know what to do.

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:56 pm

My laddie has pretty much dismissed me...

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I don't know who is this man okay, stop telling me what I dont know about.

That's all he wrote in answer to my last email. Either he knows it's bs, or the legendary mojo of U5M4N has killed his appetite.

I'll try to line up another victim.

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:15 pm

Hahaha

Looks like it is starting to have an effect.

I want to track the impact of each phase separately so can you all update the lad that UB is now using [email protected] please?

That way I can see what effect it is having by separating out the mails.

Foward the following hopefully very insulting cover note as a reason.

Quote:

From: [email protected]
Subject: Recent changes
Content: My friend, I apologize for the need to repay the amount twice over because of my idiot boy servant. He misuse my last email address for gay porn as he is of that persuasion so I must change to a new one. He is a fool and I only keep him on as toiler cleaner because his mother served as my cleaner. He spends his days lazing in the sun and his nights in gay bars. It means we have to work harder to clean up the mess that he has left but we will do so. You will be rewarded. Please reply to my idiot servant that you forgive him, and that you are happy to pay me the money again and also ask him to change his ways and leave the perversion of homosexuality behind and become a man.

Regards

Usman

EDIT: Please reword suitably if gender or context is a bad fit - as long as it is very rude and hammers home the point that the lad is losing out TWICE!

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:23 pm

@QX - use the new addy and say that UB says that he was told BY THE BARRISTER to make the transaction! Fake the headers etc. to make it look good.

Does that make sense? Smile

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:48 pm

Wow! That didn't take long! Shocked

My lad must be working overtime. Laughing

chopped lad wrote:

RE: Be Careful With IMposters!
Attn:Susan Percise

Dear Mrs.Percise,

Your mail was received and i thank you greatly for your cooperation by forwarding this mail from the so called Usman Bello to me.

Firstly,i do not know anyone by the name Usman Bello neither have i seen him before.I suspect that email hackers have privy information on all our correspondences and take advantage of it to play a fast one on you not knowing that you are a very wise and old business woman. [I think I've just been insulted.] Please you should desist from relating to this criminal as i am the sole federal government of Nigeria representative in the Central Bank of Indonesia.

You can see how hurriedly the imposter is pushing you to send the money today and give him the MTCN information so that he will vanish.Can you please call me for oral details since i cannot get through to your telephone number.

Thank you.

Now to just sit back and wait while his blood pressure keeps going up. Twisted Evil

EDIT: Oh, yeah, he's unhappy. He just wrote me again:

unhappy lad wrote:

Attn:Susan Percise

Dear Mrs.Percise,

Could you please provide me with your alternative telephone number so that i will call you myself.I want to iron out this matter with you today.

Too bad I won't be checking my email for a while...

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:19 pm

<holds sign up like a lad>IYAMATWAT</holds sign up like a lad>

3strikes just pointed out a type - the original addy should not be oga_usa[email protected], it should be [email protected] (no extra a)

Sorry - please put it down to stress and sleep deprivation from just having gone through a shitty restructure at work!

Feel free to correct the lad's assumptions and then move him to the new addy through the insult mechanism
Embarassed

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:35 pm

^^^ You shouldn't hold up any sign. Your idea has caused a lot of lad stress Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:37 pm

I know but <tantrum>I WANNA DEATH THREATS!!! WANNA DEATH THREATS NOW!!!</tantrum>

Razz

Thanks for cheering me up!

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:56 pm

Nice!( latecomer) That got me out of a hole Very Happy

Only $500 though

Quote:

Dear lad

I finally got my computer back two days ago and caught up on your emails

As per the instructions your colleague has sent in the email below, I have re-routing the $500 to your colleague

From:[email protected]
Subject: Redirection of funds
Content: My friend, as per our extensive conversations, I have reassured you that I am the legitimate business partner of our mutual friend. I have been asked to take over the collection of the necessary funds as our friend is indisposed. I have the MTCN you sent and will be collecting the funds in a few days. I expect that you may get some confusing messages from our colleague - feel free to ignore them as he has been under some pressure.

Usm4n

lad wrote:

Dear mr Karel,
how our you today hope all his okay in respect of your predicament you told me pls i,ve been waiting all the while all my effort were proof abortive why,because you have made me to delay in respect of the transaction and you are saying that you want to send the mtcn infor amtion yet there is know positive on your side why,and i have taken load from friends and even put my car in deep shit yet you don,t seem to be serious,pls i want you make up because things are getting out of hand now and it will affect me over here,and you know that both of course will benefit from it immediately.

Hope to hear from you soonest.
Yours Sincerely
lad

Karel Capek <[email protected]> wrote:

Dear lad

I'm so sorry for the delay. I came back from my course to find that the person I share a room with had stolen my computer and disappeared, At the moment I am using an internet cafe and have no reference for the MTCN. I'm so annoyed I could kill him!!!
It's lucky that I remember your email address as I don't have any of your emails. Now I don't know what to do. Should I go to Western Union and cancel the payment and resend it or what?

Please advise, Karel

Whoops

I didn't get as far as the email addy error - but never mind, next time Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

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Be courageous, and have faith. Do not disclose any of your Winning Notification including your REF and BATCH NUMBERS sent to you by our coordinator , to Usman or anybody else. Dont even tell him you Won a Prize because he might use that to try to steal from you again.
That thief must go to jail for disturbing your peace even while you are trying to recover from your knee surgery.

Send the Payment details you are about to pay through MONEYGRAM to me as soon as you effect payment for confirmation.

NB: Send the Payment Details of the Money your sister mistakenly sent to Usman.
I want to see if he has picked it already.
Also send Usman's phone Number to me. I need to trace him to where ever he is hiding.

Listen only to my words my dearest friend, and don't you ever write back to any of some other kind of mail not from me your Legal Barrister.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 May 2007 Posts: 144

OK...woah hold up

We have a couple of different addys here, lets clear it up:

[email protected] ---> Was orginal addy, but the WRONG one (extra 'a')

[email protected] ---> Which you say is the correct one, that should replace the above one. (CORRECT)

[email protected] ---> Was the "send me the money again", but the addy has yahoo.com? (Also WRONG)

[email protected] ---> Which is another addy for your tracking purposes, so all good with this one. (CORRECT)

Im confused

EDIT: Its all good now Cool

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:05 pm

Quote:

Please my dear friend i did not sent any body to collect the fund on m behalf as i am hale and hearthy please ensure that you did not make any mistake in redirecting the fund to any unwanted fellow.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 May 2007 Posts: 144

If anyone's mugu email's the wrong addy: [email protected] , it should have bounced. Just tell them that this crafty bugger Usm4n is covering his trail by closing down his accounts and using new ones. Then give them the new one: [email protected]

Oh and Shuntbuzz, Ive just registered the wrong addy in case any stray emails go that way. PM me about it. Wink

But don't stress yourself over it, thats the lads job.

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:30 pm

For clarity, there should only be two addys.

the original should have been [email protected]

the new one should be [email protected]

Ignore the other two versions!

The other two are cock ups form me trying to balance baiting, overwork, a wife on crutches, trying to set up a new football league for my nipper, trying to start a new moonlighting web job and running from a bunch of angry baiters who want to lynch me because I can't organise a pissup in a brewery.

I apologize for the confusion.

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