USMAN BELLO FLASH MOB - Lad goes Boo Hoo Hooo

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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:48 pm

...well, at least, lets raise over $1,000,000 in lost goods for the lads to annoy them big time.

I don't think a marathon chop has been done for a while (if ever?) and recent shenanigans in Ladland have annoyed me so, I ask a little favour.

If you have a lad that you want to burn (or don't!) then send him the following email text and say you are sending the money to the new destination as arranged and see what happens...

Quote:

Hi

As per the instructions your colleague has sent in the email below, I am re-routing all the money ($X,0000) to your colleague

From:[email protected]
Subject: Redirection of funds
Content: My friend, as per our extensive conversations, I have reassured you that I am the legitimate business partner of our mutual friend. I have been asked to take over the collection of the necessary funds as our friend is indisposed. I have the MTCN you sent and will be collecting the funds in a few days. I expect that you may get some confusing messages from our colleague - feel free to ignore them as he has been under some pressure.

Usman

I'll admit I am sticking my balls out on the table a little bit here but since Dio's little problem where he over extended his borrowing of 's persona, I think this is a safe bet as he appears to at the very least ignore anything that enhances his reputation.

Thanks in advance.

SB

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:48 am

Another cyber visit from he-who-must-not-be-named? Sounds underhanded, sadistic, cheap and downright mean. Count me in!

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:02 am

I'm definitely in.

I have a lad I could use this on.

I assume you have access to the email address that was provided?
definitely us4m4n?

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:05 am

In for USD$3,500. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:56 am

Thx folks - please post your amounts when you get them so I can keep score!

The yahoo account IS mine - I set it up when I was feeling particularly drunkenly brave Smile

Master Baiter Joined: 03 Jul 2007 Posts: 158

I had every intention on chopping this one - then having my char's business partner (who put it via WU) detained under suspicion of supporting terrorist actions.

He irked me when he demanded my char drive 11 hours to the nearest WU at half past midnight for a pitiful $440 USD. This straight bait is about to go downhill very quickly.

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:25 am

Apologies, I'm in for $7500 (who knew setting up a bank account was so expensive!).

Just sent it off now, so hopefully we'll get a nice voicemail! Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 28 May 2007 Posts: 144

Is uzzy the notorius dolla choppa in ladland then?

OK what the heck, count me in for $8,500.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Mar 2007 Posts: 3

only $600 from me
But hey you gotta start little

Master Baiter Joined: 17 Jun 2007 Posts: 142

Ah this has turned up at a very good time, I have been telling my lad that the good b4rist4r usman bello, has contacted me and wants me to deal with him, I will get my pledge in soon as my lad gives me his release fee.

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:32 am

Thx to all the new additions!

QXT - The real does chop lads both in terms of dollars (and hands on occasion Shocked

)

As long as we only chop non-existent dollars, we do him no harm and he ignores us - in fact adding FUD to the lad world is to his advantage.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 May 2007 Posts: 144

Hopefully this dolla chop should be going long enough to get second helpings?

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:20 am

Keep it going as long as you can. Every time the lad gets chopped, apologise, renegotiate to send the cash and then get it chopped again.

Be creative with how the chop gets done - don't just pretent UB has fooled the vic - bribe the WU shop, anything!

Just make sure the lad knows the UB email address and that he is clear that you think it is all down to UB so that I can harvest the death threats!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Put me down for $9500 Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:40 am

Thx!

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:42 am

Don;t forgot to post yuor lads best responses here!

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:05 pm

shuntbuzz wrote:

Don;t forgot to post yuor lads best responses here!

Just in...Lad response to shuntbuzz's scripted message...

Quote:

I don't whom you're talking about, I ask you to contact my bank in Benin and that is what you have to do.

My reply...

Quote:

Dear Mr. Segue,
Mr. has accepted the money on your behalf. As you saw, his most recent E-Mail to me said that you might be confused about it, but I am sure he will be forwarding the payment to you soon.
Blessings,
Margaret W.

This lad () had gone missing about 3 weeks ago, but just got back in touch with me using the old "For Your Past Efforts" angle. Hope my reply raises his blood pressure sufficiently. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:31 pm

I will need 4,400 Pounds Sterling chopped, which I have converted to $3,385 in US dollahs. (listening for the sound of a blade being sharpened)

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:34 pm

count me in just sent it off to three lads amount unknown

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2007 Posts: 356

Expect some intense discussion of a certain $4500 with Mr. Mens4h K0ffi soon. Very Happy

I've been getting really bored with this bait and he's getting tired of how long it takes me to get off my lazy arse to email him back, so this should be a great way to spice things up again! Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:55 pm

Count me in for $4500.

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:24 pm

Thx all - $42,425 now!!!

Keep 'em coming!!!!

Please keep hinting that it would be a good idea for the lad to email the UB addy!

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:40 pm

Put me down for $950.00 sent! Cant wait to see the reply from my Lad after he has been subjected to forms, 1T5S, K7 calls and my poor Irish translated english!!!!!!! Twisted Evil

Quote:

ATTENTION xxxxxxx,

I WONDER WHY YOU STILL INSIST YOU SENT THE MONEY WHEN I HAVE TOLD YOU THAT THE WESTERN UNION MTCN NO YOU SENT ACROSS TWO DAYS AGO, 2351968075 IS INVALID.EVEN THE WESTERN UNION HERE SAID YOU DID NOT SEND ANY MONEY.SO STOP DECEIVING YOURSELF.

SO SEND THE CORRECT NO WITH THE INFORMATION I HAVE GIVEN YOU AS THE RECEIVER'S INFORMATION.

WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO SEND US THIS US$ 950 TODAY,SO WE CAN COMMENCE PROGRESS IN LIFTING THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU.

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:46 pm

Put me down for $7,000.

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:59 pm

My lad was quick in responding-

Quote:

KIND ATTENTION: C*ITO HERNANDEZ

SIR,

IS QUITE UNFORTUNATE AND VERY DISAPPOINTING THAT YOU HAVE BEEN HAVING COMMUNICATION OUTSIDE THIS OFFICE AFTER I ASKED YOU TO KEEP VOW OF SILENCE UNTIL THIS CONSIGNMENT GETS DELIVERED TO YOUR DOORSTEP.

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO NOTE THAT WHATEVER BUSINESS YOU HAVE WITH MR USMAN BELLO IS AT YOUR OWN RISK,THIS IS BECAUSE HE IS AMONG THE (4) FOUR MOST WANTED WORKERS IN OUR MANAGEMENT.

MR USMAN BELLO HAS A VERY SERIOUS PROBLEM WITH OUR MANAGEMENT AFTER DIVERTING A HUGE CONSIGNMENT OF OUR CLIENT,THEREBY MAKING IT DIFFICULT FOR US TO RECONCILE WITH THE DEPOSITOR AND TRYING TO PUT THIS COMPANY IN DISTRESS AND TROUBLE.

I WILL INSTRUCT YOU TO IMMEDIATELY PUT HOLD ON THE PAYMENT YOU MADE,BECAUSE THIS SAID NAME IS ON THE NOTICE BOARD AS MOST WANTED PERSON IN OUR OFFICE FOR DIVERSION OF CLIENTS CONSIGNMENTS.

PLEASE BE ADVISED YOU TO RE-DIRECT THE MONEY TO THE NAME GIVEN TO YOU BY EMAIL BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY NAME THIS MANAGEMENT USES TO RECEIVE ANY KIND OF PAYMENT ANYWERE IN THE WORLD.

FOR YOUR URGENT INFORMATION,WE DID NOT HAVE MR BELLO AS A MEMBER OF THIS MANAGEMENT OR BUSINESS PARTNER OR MUTUAL FRIEND,AND HE DOES NOT BELONG TO THIS COMPANY ANY LONGER.SO MAKE SURE YOU MAKE AN AMENDMENT TO RE-DIRECT THE FEE TO THE NAME OF OUR CHIEF ACCOUNT FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY AND SEND THE MTCN TO ME.

RE-DIRECT THE FEES TO.

NAME: UREY FRED
DESTINATION: AMSTERDAM,
NEDERLAND.

PLEASE IT NOT ESCAPE YOUR ATTENTION THAT MR BELLO HAS OUR COMPANY DATA AND HE IS CAPABLE OF DESTROYING THE COMPANY'S NAME AND PUT EXPENSES WITH THE NAME OF THIS COMPANY.SO PLEASE BE ADVISE TO STOP EVERY COMMUNICATION YOU HAVE WITH HIM IF YOU WANT US TO DELIVER THIS CARGO PEACEFULLY.

IF THE MONEY WAS SENT TO THE NAME OF OUR CHIEF ACCOUNTANT,KINDLY FORWARD TO ME THE PAYMENT INFORMATION BECAUSE I HOPE THE PAYMENT WILL STILL BE IN THE WESTERN UNION CENTRAL COMPUTER SYSTEM AND NO BODY CAN RECEIVE THE MONEY WITH SOMEONE ELSE IDENTITY OR PASSPORT.

AS SOON AS I RECEIVE FROM YOU SHORTLY,I WILL INFORM OUR CHIEF ACCOUNT TO CHECK AT THE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER FOR THE COLLECTION.

I WILL ADVISE YOU ONCE MORE TO FORWARD TO ME IMMEDIATELY THE NAME WERE THE MONEY WAS RE-DIRECTED AND THE TELEPHONE NUMBERS THEY SEND TO YOU SO THAT I CAN HAND THEM OVER TO THE NEDERLAND POLICE.
I WILL BE EXPECTING YOUR EMAIL SHORTLY.

SINCERELY YOURS,
MRS GLORIA BCKER.
SECRETARY FOR THE MANAGEMENT.

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