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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:25 pm |
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A while back, Chief2B ran a contest to guess the time of day he was born, with the winner receiving a paid 1 year Premium Membership. I was the closest, and had said that if I won, I would like to "pay it forward" to another member who could use the award.
Well, Chief finally made good, and I finally came up with an idea for yet another contest to find a home for the Premium Membership. Here's the idea: Describe a day in the life of Charles Soludo, using wit, creativity and of course, elements of the perhaps the most prevalent 419 scam currently in existence.
"4:19 a.m. The alarm clock sounds. Charles Soludo opens his eyes..."
All entries should be sent to my email: [email protected]. Contest closes Friday, July 6, 2007 and is open to all. One entry per person. Winner is chosen in the sole discretion of yours truly, although bribery is invited. Winning entry will be posted herein. 2nd place is a year's supply of pink ponies for your signature.
Have at it.
EDIT: Please indicate if you intend to participate by replying below -- otherwise this post will slink off the page but not necessarily due to lack of interest. If it does slink off due to lack of interest, then that's all I'll need to know. Thanks. |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:28 pm |
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Nice idea!
I'll be sending my entry tomorrow
JMRazor wrote: |
...although bribery is invited. |
WU or MG |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:40 pm |
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:13 pm |
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Diary entry sent |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:11 pm |
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I don't trust gmail jokers. Surely there is more fun to be had by posting the replies on this thread so we can all see how high the bar is? Just a thought. |
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x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:26 pm |
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If you can't reach your next drink while sitting on the floor, the bar is too high. If you can't reach your next drink while lying on the floor, the floor is too low. |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
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Location: Yes
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:54 pm |
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@Tommo -- I don't want any plagiarism or accusations thereof.
I will post all entries after contest closes so everyone can have a good laugh. |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
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Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:48 pm |
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Just bumping to serve as a reminder (I'll be computer-less over the next 36 hours due to July 4 holiday). Two submissions in so far. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:38 pm |
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JMRazor wrote: |
Two submissions in so far. |
I've got a 50:50 chance of winning then. And my day is only half over. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:53 pm |
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DizzySteinway
Annoying Stuck-Up Cow
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 222
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Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:59 pm |
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I'm going to try it. I really am. I'll end up forgetting, but by the gods I'll damn well try. |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
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Location: Lost in L-Space
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Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:00 pm |
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I have an idea in my head now. I will try to write it tomorrow during family fun time Will get it to you soon JM |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
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Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:05 pm |
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^^^^^
I like it. Baiting, a game for all the family.
"Hello kids. Have you heard of Chuck S0ludo. You have now."
They are never too young to learn right from wrong.
Good luck. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:20 pm |
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Actually I meant I will go off in the corner while the fam insists on doing something retarded.
Although I have told my dad of my new hobby and he keeps sending me the scam letters he gets. I think I could get him to start baiting. |
_________________ For Free Bananas Click Here!
HYIP: x3 Banks:
Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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DuraLex
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 292
Location: Main stage
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Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:31 pm |
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I've got a good one in the cooker, I'm hoping to finish it this evening.
[edit] Finished. |
_________________ 'YOU HAVE BEEN WASTING MY TIME ALL THIS WHILE WITHOUT ANYTHING IN AGENDA"-Abbah Maxwell Kenobi
"stupid job baiter. rot for hell demon scum"-Danny the Internet Hitman
"Listen to me mr , you have also insulted mr personalty and you have also misspelled mr name , am nor santana,santodo my name is prof charles soludo."
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:29 am |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:54 am |
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I would sticky this for you, JM, but that would ensure that nobody ever read it.
I like your idea though, very much. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:51 am |
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I going to give it a go too. I need to get "into" Chuck's head some more anyway. |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:52 am |
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I've gotten 5 or 6 so far. Very interesting, some funny, one quite poignant (surprisingly). All creative. Keep 'em coming.
@TS --- agreed, Stickifying it would only lead to a quicker demise. But thanks for the thought... |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:05 am |
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calv1n_klein
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jun 2007
Posts: 58
Location: on a good looking mans ass!
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:27 am |
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I'm going to try and get mine done tonight! |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:51 am |
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<br>Mine's just finished and submitted. If I don't win I want my money back. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Iwan Zukmiov
Master Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2007
Posts: 112
Location: way below sea level
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:11 am |
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I think I will give it a shot as well. Lets see if I can make up a life mister Soludo should have |
_________________ Make him feel like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Posted:
Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:13 pm |
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JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER: THE CONTEST ENDS TODAY AT 21:00 (Eater Time). Don't delay -- submit your entries now! |
_________________ <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/donate.php">|A 100% RISKY FREE PROPOSITION| </a> |PLEASE VISIT SCAMWARNERS| |READ OUR F.A.Q.| |WHEN IN DOUBT CLICK ON THIS|
____________________________ Pretty Prancing Pink Pony Master _____________________________
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DuraLex
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 292
Location: Main stage
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:27 pm |
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Crapshite! I'm away for the weekend! I'm going to miss the finale .
I'll be back sunday evening. |
_________________ 'YOU HAVE BEEN WASTING MY TIME ALL THIS WHILE WITHOUT ANYTHING IN AGENDA"-Abbah Maxwell Kenobi
"stupid job baiter. rot for hell demon scum"-Danny the Internet Hitman
"Listen to me mr , you have also insulted mr personalty and you have also misspelled mr name , am nor santana,santodo my name is prof charles soludo."
Visit the Duralex Internet Experience. Baits and tutorials go here.
Big thanks to JMRazor for the orange title! |
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