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Pantsface
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
Posts: 465
Location: In Your Pants!
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:29 am |
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I initially didn't think this one was very interesting, then upon re-reading it, I think its actually pretty amusing.
Download in .pdf form
http://members.419eater.com/~pantsface/zombie.pdf
Let me know what you think |
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"TRY TO COMB YOURSELF AND BEWARE OF PEOPLE YOU DO BUSINESS WITH..." - DR TUNDE LEMO
"As an idiot who have not see money?Stupify away from me ungodly person." - Nugo
"I dream how we will sit at you at home I will
sit on your knees, you will iron my face, my legs." - Marina
 
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:50 am |
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Veeerrryy nnniiicceeelllyyy dddooonnnee!
I hate reading these at work, people give me strange looks when I laugh while "working"! Very original work Pants. Thanks for the great read. |
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budanzig
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Dec 2006
Posts: 267
Location: Flying low with a high velocity
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:10 pm |
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I was about to read the bait, but now i can't stop staring at your avatar! |
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Babs2007
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Mar 2007
Posts: 79
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:37 am |
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Well done. That was perfect reading for the mood I'm in - 5:30 in the morning, can't sleep, overtired - so the silliness of the ending really made me laugh.
I learned some new modalities from it too - It seems obvious, but I never thought of just insisting that the scammer is wrong when they say they can't get the money, and saying, "Just go try again!" If you insist, maybe they will, as evidenced by your bait. |
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-All the stress, embarrassments you have cause our account officer at the bank for trying to pick up the fund. The reference number is incorrect and he was almost detain by the bank security men for bring false reference number
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Pantsface
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
Posts: 465
Location: In Your Pants!
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:38 am |
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^^^^
Thanks a ton mate!
Thanks to everyone for reading! |
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"TRY TO COMB YOURSELF AND BEWARE OF PEOPLE YOU DO BUSINESS WITH..." - DR TUNDE LEMO
"As an idiot who have not see money?Stupify away from me ungodly person." - Nugo
"I dream how we will sit at you at home I will
sit on your knees, you will iron my face, my legs." - Marina
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teedot
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 27
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:54 pm |
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That was a quality read LOL
Well done |
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crossfire
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Posts: 1152
Location: ten light years away
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:11 pm |
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Pantsface, excellent work,  |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:18 pm |
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I enjoyed that ......thanks |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:20 am |
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Great  .
I cAn SeE DeAtH PeOpLe! |
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Tikk
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 201
Location: the land of tea and crumpets
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:14 pm |
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I love how you're telling her there are zombies in the village killing everyone, and she says 'what a tragedy, im so sorry and scared for you. but do you think you could do me a favour and cash some cheques for me?'
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Yakuza
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Oct 2006
Posts: 358
Location: NEO TOKYO
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:58 am |
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nice twist ending!. i didnt see it comming! |
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gwenfission
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 3
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:57 pm |
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Fantastic! 
Only found this site today but can't wait to get baiting myself once I've boned up (no pun intended  ) a bit more.
Good work. |
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ROFLCopter
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 1
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:54 pm |
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I registered just to post and say how great the story was.
I can't believe she actually gave you advice on killing zombies, I'm not even done reading it |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:48 pm |
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This is probably my favorite bait ever  . |
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Pantsface
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
Posts: 465
Location: In Your Pants!
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:59 am |
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thanks guys. Glad you like! |
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"TRY TO COMB YOURSELF AND BEWARE OF PEOPLE YOU DO BUSINESS WITH..." - DR TUNDE LEMO
"As an idiot who have not see money?Stupify away from me ungodly person." - Nugo
"I dream how we will sit at you at home I will
sit on your knees, you will iron my face, my legs." - Marina
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Poison Ivy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 351
Location: England UK
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Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:06 am |
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Loved it |
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Wise
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Posts: 6
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Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:27 pm |
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Gold! pure gold! I love it, funny too these guys are quite gullible! |
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Sirius Jones
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Jun 2007
Posts: 62
Location: Earth, or thereabout
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Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:11 pm |
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Now you've done it......I haven't stopped laughing all afternoon. I hope I'm okay by work time tomorrow..... |
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Salty
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Mar 2007
Posts: 37
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