Should I bring my umbrella to the match next Sunday?

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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:58 pm

Dear baiters

This may come to you as a surprise; scamphisher featuring Wolfman Jack is back. Three baits are already up and running but all unstable. Hopefully more stable baits will follow soon.

Ohh and welcome back to me Smile

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:43 pm

Welcome back pro! Cool

I be new to you. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Hmmm, scamphisher rings a bell, so does the avatar, I'm sure this bloke is trouble, welcome back Razz

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:18 pm

^

Aren't you going to tell him to read the stuck things and get a mentor?

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:30 pm

Zorro, read scamphisher's signature and then tell me why there would be any point. Laughing

Welcome back, scamphisher. Smile

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:35 pm

some old baiters may wonder where I've been the past couple of years and I do of course owe them an explanation.

Option 1
I was hired by U.S.R.S.F as a consultant. As you may know, The Pentagon has announced the formation of an elite fighting group called the U.S. Redneck Special Forces (U.S.R.S.F) which main goal is to confront the rising scamming incidents. Therefore, Bubba, Hoss, Cooter, and Boo will be dropped behind enemy lines with the following information about the scammers:

1. The season opened last weekend.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. The don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. Some is queer.
6. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

Option 2
Hardcore rhum drinking with my 419Eater prize-mug while dancing butt naked to the endless beat produced by toy bunnies on the shores of LA singing 'what the hell am I doing drinking in LA'. We were eventually discovered by a producer which created the group 'Drunken Bastard and The Bunnies'. We toured the world and became very famous in Asia. However, those backstabbing bunnies weren't happy with my drinking and finally started rumours saying that I molested them, which lead to my demise and thus being expelled from the group. The bunnies ended up with a fat TV commercial contract while I was shunned into the cold endless void. Damn you Duracell Bunnies!!

You choose which is correct. Either one is fine by me. Anyway, it's nice to be back where I can use my twisted imagination...

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Option 2 is more possible, yep, thats what happened, welcome back, not that you know me Wink

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:59 pm

Hiya. I would say BAN HIM, but it sounds that Option 2 was punishment enough.

Good to see another 2004er back.

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:20 pm

Wow!

Old times, they come 'a-calling.

Welcome back.

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