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 A Lad With Drama-Queen Tendencies

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Obi-Wan Knievel
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just posting this for cheap laughs. Check out my 2nd or 3rd e-mail from sickly-dying Almira here...

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Dear lemmy,

Waiting to hear from you.
These is no time.My days are numbered.Please do what ever you are doing fast.
One more thing.do keep me up dated.ummmmmmmmmm no strenght.
Thanks.

Almira Ahmed.


Obviously, this is a lad with broadway experience! Rolling Eyes First time I've received an e-mail complete with typed sound effects. I'm still waiting for the standard hospital photos (even though they're shots of a guy) for added authenticity. Who says lads don't try hard enough?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"No strength" but manages to type an email with no missing letters, only a couple of minor typos a mix of and upper / lower case that produces surprisingly good grammar, all from his death bed.
Talented lad.

if i was almost dead i think id type the way i do when overtired.. like thsi

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

L.J.

Keep up the good work. I'd like to write more but I c,a,n,t even,,, lift my beeeeeer.

Maybe this lad lives near the castle aaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhhh. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

must....summon....strength....to....type.....response.....will......power.....fading..... apathy.....growing...... Laughing

Naturally all your replies will be in the form of:

"Too tired to type any words today so please use telekinesis to decipher this email"
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

While I love Lovecraft, he would try to hard to give the idea of "first person" in his work. As one critic put it, "if only he knew about dictaphones!"

So, in one, his "last words" are "THE THREE LOBED EYE!!"

Because . . . when an "unspeakable" denizen from the "cthonic realms" is in the process of devouring you . . . you need to commit these details to writing. That story was written as a friendly "slap" to Robert Bloch of "Psycho" fame.

Though he surpassed that when he had his "protagonist" pen:

"Dragged down stairs!"

Wish I could find the article on him from years back which had a hilarious cartoon of a writer furiously scribbling on scattering pages while being dragged down a flight of stairs.

Still, as the critic who loved his work noted, such mistakes one could overlook in the pleasure that is Lovecraftian horror. What one could NOT overlook was the tendency in his admirers and imitators, one of whom DID end a story with the "protagonist" writing . . .

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. . .

. . . you guessed it: "AAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Very Happy

Wonder about doing that in an e-mail to a lad, sort of like making a post and noticing that an unspeakable fungi from the aether has just burst through the door to take me to the unnameable Stygian depths as written in the Book of Edebion grabbing my sandals and spilling my mocha IT IS EATING MY BRAIN!!!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing

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Please do what ever you are doing fast.


Tell him that the spaceship you are building is going to take a little while.

Tell him not to woooooooooooooorry Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This lad is the most. He / she (not sure which, haven't really asked) also has two, count 'em two barristers. But she only needs one and has asked me to sever all contact with the other one because (well duh!) he can't be trusted. My character doesn't know what the hell is going on, but this could be the start of three very antagonistic relationships.

I'm thinking maybe s/he switched ogas in mid-scam. Do 419-er syndicates often recruit dramatic lads? What would they offer, dental plan? More vacation time? Keys to an indoor bathroom?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

They have a fantastic 419K. . . .

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I love it so much, I really think she/he ran out of things to say, had a total mind blank and just though 'hmmm f* it....'.

I'm definitely using the "ummmmmmmmmmmmm no strenght" modality when I can't come up with anything good. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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My days are numbered


Aaaaaaaaah. It's The Final Countdown. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe she was dictating it?

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^^^ DAMN YOU! I was scrolling through this thread hoping that no one had caught that obvious reference.... and had almost made it down to the "Post Reply" button....

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was surprised that such an easy one was there for me to take given the number of posts before I got here Smile

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"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"

"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We sort of take the Python references as "read."

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

maybe he hasnt been sleeping well keeps dreaming of Cthulu who lies in Rylyeh

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:

Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!


I always wanted to post that!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not a drama queen but Mr Sydn3y M0rning H3rald has started to give me inspirational sayings to motivate me to travel to a WU office.

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In life for you to be succesful you have to be ready to strive for greatness



Quote:
And please act fast you know this is a company and we have other things doing too just try travel to any of them remember the say"NOTHING GOOD COMES EASY"Take that as your strenght and look out for one of those offices


Who said that lads don't have the best interests of their mugus at heart.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One Lad gave me a prayer to recite to shore up my willingness to carry out his modalities:

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talks to God "Father I thank you for the revelation of your word to me this day.I'm resolved this day to trust and beleive the words of the man who you have annointed for my sake.I'm learning now to take advantage of this truth,in Jesus Name, Amen!


I repleid:

Quote:

I also don't believe that prayer achieves a gorram thing, so that piece of doggerel that you supplied ain't passing my lips.


He didn't mention reilgion again.

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