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Ginch
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my 419 Lads just got back to me with this...
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Upon confirmation of the money in your account, you will send an invitation letter to me so that I can easily make my way to your country for the disbursement of the money. You will also look for a better apartment for me, an apartment that will contain the whole of my family and it must be located at the sea side.

Natch, I'll send him some listings. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He should feel right at home. Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ windypops LOL...got anything in cardboard?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is where you get to ask your lad for lots and lots of details so you can properly set up his application for the apartment. Too bad cash baiting is illegal. This guy sounds like fun!
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Ginch
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Losst Jedi wrote:
so you can properly set up his application for the apartment.

Splendid! Oh, how the forms will fly!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

yea his apartment should be three feet by three feet by three feet and made of cardboard located somewhere in tornado alley kansas and it should have a pot to p1ss in and a window to throw it out of

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry, not cardboard....a bit more upscale....

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think I have found the perfect accommodation for him....
It can be located anywhere he wants

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ratter wrote:
Sorry, not cardboard....a bit more upscale....


If that's a shower off to the left, I'll take it! Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wrote:
I think I have found the perfect accommodation for him....


Too rich! Got anything in bamboo?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Say you've found a place but it needs resource consent (a permit) before you can make the purchase. I'm a Consultant Planner (in real life) and getting a consent can take months and involve more red tape than you would believe. The perfect way to draw things out forever.

Sample: the council requires you to provide for a stormwater management system on the site to prevent flooding. What should I do next?

Or: records show that there may be contamination on the site, shall I commission a contamination report (generally cost about $3000).

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

yrubraj wrote:
Say you've found a place but it needs resource consent (a permit) before you can make the purchase.


Actually, it's an apartment he wants, so no purchase required. However, your red tape angle could be quite fun Twisted Evil if he's really serious about emigrating.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Red tape angle is easy to play...

Or of course you find him the perfect place but there's a leak in the roof and it needs to be fixed. The landlord lives on the other side of the world and can't be contacted to give his approval so we have to wait until the property manager contacts the landlord etc. etc.

What country is he wanting to move to?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

<br>He's a demanding boi isn't he? "You will do that, and you will do this."

That e-mail just invites loads of questions.How many children? What are their names? Dietary needs? etc etc.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Crikey - Wonderful manners this lads got.... /sarcasm

I'm the kind of bitch that would demand some before I did squat (Since its diddly squat I would be doing about it anyway).
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would post a window view (with bars)
and if he ask why there are bars, I will tell him that the bars are there to protect him Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How about this?
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It's a bird box can you believe? Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

windypops wrote:
How about this? It's a bird box can you believe? Smile

Furnished with a futon & a bucket, that would be my dream shack!

@Tommo & XPS...This lad was bossy from the start, so I've gradually allowed my aging widow character to become his bitch. It just means my love-slaps will sting that much harder when they come. Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ginch:
That would literally drive me up the wall. Even my kids can muster up please and thank you. It would take a lot of restraint for me not to slap him. Your patience is admirable.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

XPS1710 wrote:
Ginch: Even my kids can muster up please and thank you.

Maddening perhaps, but remember that many lads are steeped in a culture where men are men and sheep are nervous. Shocked

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