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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:38 am |
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has got one Lad annoyed... Since Malcolm refused to pay lawyer's fees in advnced, the Lad tried a new tack. From the offices of came this:
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Kindly tell me what you can offer me and I will move the consignment to Europe to enable you claim it easily. |
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Holy snapping duckshit - you're asking for a bribe, aren't you?
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He sent back:
I forwarded his original message to the Ladette and added,
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This gorram backbirther wants me to bribe him! What the hell do I do now? |
The Ladette sent back,
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I am surprise about what Mr.Robert said.Please advise me on what to do now.If I should go to this office today or tomorrow, what will I tell him?
I really need your advise now. |
Hey, I asked first! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:44 am |
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What if you offer to pay the bribe in kind - say by delivery (through SP's courier) of some very VERY valuable and very easily sellable laptops, mobile phones and goat hoofs? |
_________________ Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes, you know he's crooked.
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:42 pm |
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Hi yastreb^
WHERE in Europe is your lad willing to ship the consignment? Does that include Slobovia, Wachovia, and Stanistan?
cheerz--JT |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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