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 From Lawyer's fees to a bribe

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Common Street Thawth Vergabon

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

has got one Lad annoyed... Since Malcolm refused to pay lawyer's fees in advnced, the Lad tried a new tack. From the offices of came this:
Kindly tell me what you can offer me and I will move the consignment to Europe to enable you claim it easily.

I replied:
Holy snapping duckshit - you're asking for a bribe, aren't you?

He sent back:

I forwarded his original message to the Ladette and added,
This gorram backbirther wants me to bribe him! What the hell do I do now?

The Ladette sent back,
I am surprise about what Mr.Robert said.Please advise me on what to do now.If I should go to this office today or tomorrow, what will I tell him?
I really need your advise now.

Hey, I asked first!

I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

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419Eater is my life

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What if you offer to pay the bribe in kind - say by delivery (through SP's courier) of some very VERY valuable and very easily sellable laptops, mobile phones and goat hoofs?

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop

There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes, you know he's crooked.

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Jervis Tetch
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Joined: 05 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi yastreb^

WHERE in Europe is your lad willing to ship the consignment? Does that include Slobovia, Wachovia, and Stanistan?


What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
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