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 [NEWS] Attack on Glasgow Airport

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

thats just fab,very funny indeed.

did he resemble rab c cause that would be priceless on TV.
bless him

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Whatever happened to the Hippocratic oath? I think it just mutated into the hypocritical oath.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=66wrq53

"We'll just set aboot ye!"

Priceless haha!

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@gaz c

fab vid thanks for posting the link.didnt anyone get him on vid giving the bloke a kickin???

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

~gaz_c_85'

Having lived in Glasgow for most of my life I just about wet myself reading this ^^ You can just imagine the neddy eyewitness accounts as well:

American: 'Oh my god, the man was on fire and me and my wife just ran!'
Weedgie ned: 'Well me aun Chantelle were just goin by wi the wean, an we saw a pure bam on fire. I sed tae Chantelle tae wake the wean up so she greets an we can get on the front cover o' the record
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This story is going to run and run.
The net is spreading.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6275918.stm

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks like Johnny Jihad is scraping the barrel of the idiot farms - long may this policy of recruiting stupid nutters continue!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

can somebody make me a little flash game where a cute wee scot moves from left to right at the bottom of the screen, booting out flaming terrorist cars in order to prevent them geting past into the airport?

I'll gladly do the graphics!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Although most comments are light-hearted, please spare a thought for the injured and wounded heroes fighting the war on terrorism from the front line


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

<br>^^^I'm surprised he hasn't been charged with physical assault and aggravated strangulation of the English language Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

All this happened while we were on holiday by a beach in Malaysia and the only 'news' available was via BBC World, the most craptastic news channel of them all. I was actually begging the hotel cable guy to plug in CNN or even Fox News!!!

But we got the interviews of the plucky Glaswegian counter-terrorist expert (English subtitles provided) and I'd buy him a brew any day. Of ALL the places in the UK the car bombers could have chosen, WHY choose Glasgow? WTF were they thinking?? I know you don't mess with Texans, but you absolutely DO NOT mess with Glasgae.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tommo Shanter wrote:
^^^... and aggravated strangulation of the English language Crying or Very sad

We can't all chinwag fancy this! Oh stop it! You tease!

It's mair loch thes Laughing

On the subject of airports, you don't get many Scottish ATC's!

Sucklin' seven aicht seven, turn reit headin' thee tois zero tae close th' localiser frae th' left, report established.

Can you understand that Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

craig007 wrote:
Can you understand that Laughing


Of course I can. I went to Aberdeen once for the First Footing. It was closed. Mind you it was Sunday.

Where else do you think I got my username from?

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tommo Shanter wrote:
Where else do you think I got my username from?


I always wondered...

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