Nelson Muntz vs. Kenneth Joel - UPDATED 26-6

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Aug 2006 Posts: 35

I play the role of "Nelson Muntz" (yes, I took that name directly from The Simpsons), owner of Muntz Media, LLC.

My "lad" is a dude that goes by the name of "Ken Joel." On with the fun...

Note: You can easily get a US Phone number for free: go to www.privatephone.com by NetZero

This is my first bait (well, first in a long time and first time I have decided to go public with my baits...)

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From: Kenneth Joel <[email protected]>
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: Jun 17, 2007 12:32 PM
Subject: Hello
To: undisclosed-recipients

Hello ,

Please I beg your indulgence if this message comes to you as a surprise and may
offend your personality for contacting you without your prior consent and
writing through this channel. But I believe it is only a day that people do
meet and become great friends and business partners or more. I was searching
for a contact in US and Canada when I saw your email. I believe you are of full
age and integrity. I might be wrong, so please let me know.

My name is Mr. Kenneth Joel, 45 years old. Head Financial Control & Planning
department, Skye Bank Plc.I am divorced, have 3 kids living with me at home.
I'm 5'11 tall. black. I love animals. I have 2 dogs and 3 cats. I love to
travel. I love the outdoors, swimming, riding, skeet shooting, etc..I have a
healthy and active social life.

I have been the head of Accounts department in my bank head office, but last
September, I was asked to take position of the Head, Financial Control & Plan
ning department of our branch in Maryland , so that was how I became the
present Head Head Financial Control & Planning department.

As I resumed duty, I discovered an account with total sum of $5,410,000 million
that has not been operated on for the past 5 years. From my investigation, I
found out that this account belongs to one Nicholas Humber owner, Brae Burn
Management and a resident of Newton, Mass, who unfortunately lost his life in
the plane crash of American Airlines Flight 11: A Boeing 767 en route from
Boston to Los Angeles. The plane, carrying 81 passengers, nine flight
attendants and two pilots, crashed into a tower of New York's World Trade
Center about 8:45 a.m. ET.

You shall read more news about the crash on visiting this site, which I got
during my investigation;
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2001/09/11/victims-list.htm

As an escrow-call account, a secret type of account in my bank and no other
person knows about this account or any thing concerning it, the account has no
other beneficiary. I have kept a close monitoring of the account since then and
nobody has come forward to ask about the money as next of kin to the late Mr.
Nicholas Humber, meaning that no one is .aware of the account.

I cannot directly take out this money without the help of a foreigner and that
is why I am contacting you for an assistance to claim the funds and share it
with me. As the Head Financial Control & Planning department, I have the power
to influence the release of the funds to any foreigner that comes up as the
next of kin to the account, with the correct information concerning the
account, which I shall give you.

I am seeking your co-operation to present you as the next of kin to the
account, so that my bank head quarters will release the funds to you.There is
practically no risk involved, the transac tion will be executed under a
legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law.

If you accept to work with me, I want you to state how you wish us to share the
funds in percentage, so that both parties will be satisfied. Contact me as soon
as you receive this message if you feel we can work together, so we can go over
the details.

Thanking you in advance and may God bless you. Please, treat with utmost
confidentiality.

I await your urgent response.

Regards,

Mr. Kenneth Joel
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From: Nelson Muntz
To: Ken Joel

Ken Joel:

I would be more than happy to work with you! Allow me to take a moment and introduce myself:

I am Nelson Emory Muntz, Esq and I own a lot of media here in this part of California. I own KRAP Channel 9 CBS, KRAP-AM 910AM Talk Radio, the Rio Linda Gazette and the Rio Linda Post. I also own Muntz, Jones, Dolph and Kearney Films. We will soon start production on "Rocky VII: This time, it's personal", Rambo V, the Ninth Need, and a few other mid-budget films. I have made a fortune in the media. I am also looking for some international actors. Would you be interested?

We need to split this 45-55: 45% for me, and 55% for yourself.

Get back to me,
Nelson Muntz
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From: Ken Joel
To: Nelson Muntz

Hello Nelson ,

First I must thank you for responding to my email in search for assistance in this transaction. I sincerely hope that we can both work together diligently and fully committed to this project.

Before going into this partnership fully, we should take time out to establish the necessary trust we need in order to be successful in this partnership.Trust is of great significance in any investment project. Trust is the core or life wire in any partnership and it should not be wanting in our association if we must be successful; and I do hope I can trust
with this project.

Perhaps if you read my previous email properly I did explain why I require your assistance in order to move the funds and I believe you would agree with me, this is the main reason your assistance as a foreigner is required.

However, I would like to be convinced of your willingness, commitment and most of all your trustworthiness to execute this transaction with me. I certainly cannot afford to compromise any of these virtues; you know what I mean because I have my principles.

Without doubt you will eventually earn the benefits of our partnership if we are able to work things out and have the funds relocated within a week or thereabout, and thereafter disbursed according to the agreed sharing %, it is indeed necessary for me to be certain of the person to whom I will be entrusting this transaction. My trust will definitely not be given out lightly; I need to be convinced that you are a matured person with some integrity. We should at least have respect for each other, this I would say is very essential.

You are coming in to represent the account holder as the next of kin. Before that is done, I will manipulate your information into the data base of the bank so that they will recognise you as the true next of kin to the account and the funds will be transferred to any account you will use in applying to the bank. At the end of the process and when the money is transferred to you, I will come and meet you in person to get my share. I am satisfied with the sharing %.

Yes I would be interested in joining your media opportunity. I dont mind working with you as an actor. But that will be when I finally move down to your country.

Like I said before now, constant communication is required on both ends, and whatever we do, must be kept confidential considering the amount involve in the transaction.

You will need to fill out the next of kin attached to this email. Send the completed form to the bank via online to
( [email protected] ).

If you have any problem filling out the form, let me know. Please give me your full name, address,and phone number,

Reply back as soon as possible.

Regards,
Joel.
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From: Nelson Muntz
To: Ken Joel

Kenny-

Hey bud. Good to hear back from you. Glad to hear that you and I see eye-to-eye on this "R-E-S-P-E-C-T" issue. Did you know that's also a song here?

Anyhow, attached is a photo of myself, and the form you aksed me to fill out. I'm also sending a Courtsey Copy of the form (like you requested) to the bank.

I also want your informations, while I am giving you mine. Since trust is also a 2-way street (much like respect), I expect you to pull your fair share of the load, and also to take your fair share of the load, sometimes it all just comes all over your face.

I need you, again, to submit to me the following:

A current photo of yourself
Your full address and phone number(s)

I need to go and get ready for the auditions of Petoria... it's a movie about somebody who is the real-life doppleganger of Peter Griffin from Family Guy.

Sincerely,
Nelson Muntz, Esq.
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(Note: I filled out the application with BS information. Laughing

I know you all don't recommend it, but I used a fake photo to use as me-- it's actually David Spade I'm using.) Here's the bank's reply:

From: The Fake Bank
To: Nelson Muntz

Dear Nelson Emory Muntz,

Re: Hello

We received your Online application for Next of Kin to Nicholas Humber
and
Funds Transfer on Sun, 17 Jun 2007.

In order to complete and authenticate your application, please provide
us with
a deposit slip certificate issued along with the selected account name
to
NICHOLAS HUMBER.

We urge you to partner with us to prevent consumer fraud, by going
through the
1 step Skye Bank Account Confirmation process. This operation involves
confirming your application by our Board of Directors and Online
Security
department.

Our Customer care and Security Department shall approve your
application when
duly certified.

Thank you for choosing Skye Bank Plc as your financial Institution.

Sincerely,

INFOHQ/Online Department,

Skye Bank Plc�

Tel: (+234) (01) 320 3201-70, 497 1553-6
Fax: (+234) (01) 320 3211, 497 1580
Sort Code: 086153010
[email protected]
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Needless to say, what they are asking for confused me:

From: Nelson Muntz
To: Ken Joel
Kenny-

The bank is not making clear of what they want from me now... I'm rather confused.

Glad to see that you are in agreement with me over trust and respect.

We've began shooting for Petoria yesterday. So far, things are going well... I managed to sign Frank Stallone to do some singing, and play a role in the movie. Do tell me, are you familiar with the Stallone brothers, namely Sylvester? I am a huge fan of the "Rocky" and "Rambo" movies. When you come here to America, you and I will have to fly to Philadelphia and run the "Rocky Steps" just like Rocky did in Rocky, Rocky II, Rocky V, and Rocky Balboa.

Also, sometime soon, I would like for you to appear on a talk radio program I host on my station, called "Feedback and Such with Nelson Muntz" and have an intelligent debate with somebody who says Nigeria has nothing more than criminals inhabiting that country.

I have to go. Another early morning shoot means me on the set.

Nelson Muntz
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From: Kenny Joel
To: Nelson Muntz

Nelson,

May I know what the bank required of you? I tried looking into the record of the bank if there has been any application from you, but could not locate any of your information.

I will be glad to work with you when am there. I planned to invest in an estate and stock business when i move over.

Well, I totally disagree with anyone who thinks or feels that Nigeria is full of criminals. Theres no country without crime. However, that is not an issue to discuss at this time.
It will be a pleasure to be part of the talkshow with you as the host.
Please get back to me as soon as possible.
I will call you as soon as possible.

Joel
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From: Nelson Muntz
To: Ken Joel

Ken Joel:

Hey bud. It has been a long day on the set, let me tell you! I finally got my new phone number and voice mail setup and everything, so feel free to call whenever you want to.

The bank required the following: "In order to complete and authenticate your application, please provide us with a deposit slip certificate issued along with the selected account name to NICHOLAS HUMBER." I sent in my application. Hell, you received a courtesy copy of that email.

Ken, I'll be honest with you, I certainly hope I did not offend you when I told you my friend who wants to debate a Nigerian said that "Nigeria is full of criminals." You are right, however, when you said that there's no country without crime.

You never answered my previous question: Do you know who Sylvester Stallone and Frank Stallone are?

You also need to confirm something to me: Are you looking for female companionship? What type of women are you interested in? I bet I can hook you up with some of California's FINEST looking women. Once my friends, family and associates in the movie industry get a chance to meet you, they'll be highly impressed by you, and they will respect you.

I have two more questions:

1) Is your name "Ken" or "Joel"? Because you sign your emails as "Joel", but your first name appears to be "Ken."

2) I want a photo of you... be sure to get one to me ASAP.

Regards,
Nelson Muntz
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From: Kenny Joel
To: Nelson Muntz

Nelson,

Attached is the copy of the deposit certificate the bank request from you.

No you didnt offend me at all. Am glad you agree with me that theres no country without criminals.
Yes I have seen Sylvester Stallon featured in a movie "The Specialist" and also in The "Assassin" .

I would need a nice and good looking woman. A down to earth woman that will love me for who I am. Not for money.
My full name is Kenneth Joel Momoh. I could not get my scanner to work.
I will send you my picture before the end of today.

Ensure to send the certificate to the bank immediatelty you get this email.

Regards
Joel K.

(Note: YAY!!! He knows who Sly is!!! Very Happy

But the movie is called "Assassins." and, yes, I am not ashamed to say that Sylvester Stallone is my favorite actor!)
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From: The Fake Bank
To: Nelson Muntz

Remittance: Nelson Emory Muntz, Esq.

You are also required to submit to our Legal/ Reconciliation
Department�. The following Legal documents requested within 72 Hours
of
receiving
this remittance advice to back-up your claims.

1. Mr. NICHOLAS HUMBER's death certificate.
2. Will Bond.

We look forwards getting these documents from you within the given time
frame.

Sincerely,
Customer Care /Legal Reconciliation Department.
Skye Bank Plc�

(Note: How in the devil am I supposed to get the Will Bond and Death Certificate? Time to call KJ.)
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From: Nelson Muntz
To: Ken Joel

Kenny Joel-

How are you today? I just got in from a very productive shooting session today! Also, I am pleased to announce to you that Sylvester Stallone himself came by the set today! Needless to say, that made my day! By the way, that 2nd movie you were referring to is actually titled "Assassins"... but it was close. He did tell me that he is giving me 4 tickets to the premiere of "John Rambo" next summer! I hope that we can go to that together, with our ladies. Don't worry, bud, I will find you one.

Anyway, onto business. The bank has requested the following:

1. Mr. NICHOLAS HUMBER's death certificate.
2. Will Bond.

You need to get them things to me soon, man. I want this money... I'm thinking about using what I get of that movie and shoot a movie in Nigeria, and have you in it. Perhaps you can send me an audition video sometime... when I tell you to.

I must say that I am glad you and I have become friends over this medium that is the internets. I have developed a trust in you that I don't develop in very many people... you sound like you are an intelligent man. Pray tell, do you have a college degree? I actually have 3 undergraduate degrees in business adminstration, political science and communications; and a law degree... all from The Ohio State University. I was going to be a lawyer, and ended up practicing law for 3 years when I moved out here to California, but after me and a client of mine won a lawsuit, we decided to open up a media company; 6 months later, I bought out his half, and now it's been 4 years later and Muntz Media, LLC is on it's way to the top of the industry.

I need to go... I am having a meeting before my radio show.

Your friend,

Nelson Muntz, Esq
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From: Ken Joel
To: Nelson Muntz

Nelson,

Congratulations! on your achievement so far in the shooting. I also want to thank you for the corrections on the movie's name Assassins.
Am glad Sylvester Stallon is giving you the opportunity to be in John Rambo next summer. The please will be mine also.

Am afraid, I do not have those documents the bank requested from you. So I want you to contact them and explain that as at the time your uncle Nicholas Humber died, you were not in the US. However, on your return, you discovered that the house was already cleaned and some vital documents were missing from the house. Hopefully, something can be done on this matter.

Yes there wont be any problem shooting a movie in Nigeria. I can introduce you to some registered movie companies and stars both in the local and international industry.

The pleasure is all mine, having you as my friend. I actually had a first degree in Banking and Finance.
I have to run, got other things to do this evening.

Joel
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From: Nelson Muntz
To: Kenny Joel

Kenny Joel-

Thanks for the congrats, bro. Today was a bit of a different story. We had a lot of rain today... and the catering company that we used today... their food didn't exactly agree with me, and as a result, I vomited all over my limo. Today was not a good day for me or anybody else. I actually had to go home early

I'm not so sure if it's ethical and/or legal to tell the bank that my uncle was Nicholas Humber when he actually isn't/wasn't... that kind of makes me wonder if this is real or not... I'm very wary of scams, and so far, everything seemed to be on the up and up, but you're wanting me to skirt laws and ethics? I have a reputation that I need to uphold. I'm going to consult my lawyer, W. Kent Dewey (who works for the respected firm of Dewey, Dickham and Howe, PLLC) over this financial transaction. I'm just consulting him for legal advice, so don't worry about it.

You must have mis-read what I said about "John Rambo", I said Stallone gave me 4 tickets to the premiere, not to star in it, man. Smile

Don't worry, Kenny, you'll get your break. Tell me, what kind of movies do you like? Do you like comedy? Drama? Action? I want some ideas to get started on for my first movie shoot in Nigeria, and of course, I want you to be a major part of it.

I have to go to bed early tonight, another shoot tomorrow awaits me. I hope to hear back from you. Glad to hear you have a banking and finance degree. We should start a company together once you come over to America... I would love to own a company with you, and perhaps have you provide some of your fellow Nigerians with jobs.

Sincerely,
Nelson Muntz, Esq.
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From: Kenny Joel
To: Nelson Muntz

Nelson,

How are you today? I understand how you feel about what I ask you to do. As a matter of fact, these documents the bank requested for are not available.

You do not need to contact any lawyer for advise about this transaction. You already know how we started.

I discovered at the bank today that the application has been approved. Did you recieve any notice confirming this news? I also find out that an attorney is signing the release letter of the funds to you. Let me know what the position of things are.

Sorry to bother you at this time, I am in need of your assistance. I was informed today that my dad has been diagnose of Cancer of the lungs. The news came to me while I was at the office today. He lives far away from me in another state. So I will be travelling this weekend. Please can you assist me with an amount of $700.00.
I am not financially strong at this moment.

I tried calling your number, but got busy signal. Will call back in few mins.

Regards
Joel
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Kenny Joel-

Hey bud. Right now, I am not feeling that well... apparently, I received food poisoning on the set and am actually in bed at the moment. However, not all is bad as I have my blonde and brunette maid "entertaining" me at the moment. Smile

Those damn fools at the bank never told me about the application being approved!!! That makes me very angry. I say once we get our money we never deal with that bank again. Might I recommend "Bank of America" or "Chase Bank"? Hell, let's open up an account offshore in Puerto Rico or in the Virgin Islands.

I still need a photo of you, KJ. You have disappointed me so far with that request. I have repeatedly asked you for a photo (and no fakes, either!) and I want it! How am I supposed to feature a bio of you and your movie's character on the movie's website without a photo??

Anyway, on to your pressing request. I think I'll send you $800 ($100 of it is for you to go to a Strip Club of your choosing. See, I told you I take care of my friends and business associates.) One problem: How do I get the money to you? You need to tell me how, ASAP. I hope your dad feels better...

Also, it's getting close for you to start auditioning for the movie I'm going to be shooting in Nigeria. I need you to gather at least 4 more people so I can start planning the audition. Gather 2 men and 2 women. Make sure the women are beautiful. I will pay you all $250 a piece for the audition. When people audition for my movie, I'll pay them to re-enact a scene from one of my favorite movies.

I need to go... my blonde nurse told me she's about to give me some "medicinal head." Never had that before... I wonder what she's talking about.

Sincerely,
Nelson Muntz, Esq.
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From: Kenny Joel
To: Nelson Muntz

Nelson,
I hope you will recieve this email in a better state of your health. I advise you to be more careful with the type of food you eat.
I investigated on the status of your application, and discovered it has been approved. If you haven't recieve any update on this, you should contact the bank to know what is happening. We are not going to contine with this bank, not because of their operation, but because we will no longer have any business with them immediately the money is transferred to you.
Sorry about the picture. Am still unable to get my scanner to work. Each time the scanner is acquiring image, an error dialogue box will appear saying " Image error". I have one already scanned, its attached in this email.

Thank you for your willingness to help me at this crucial time. I pray the good God to grant your heart desire. Send the money to me ( Kenneth Joel) through western union.
I shall work on the number of people you want. I promise you the best. Let me know exactly what to do and how to do it.
Reply ASAP
Kenneth.

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Kenny-

How goes it, bro? I'm starting to feel better; the blonde maid that gave me "medicinal head" really did the trick!!! Smile

Screw that bank. I know there are several good banks here in California. I can't wait for you to get out of Nigeria and live here in America, where you belong. Fine women, good foods (except for the bastards at Uncle Jimmy's Catering), a nice house, a nice car, etc.

You need to instruct me on how to send money through Western Union. I am sorry, but I have never used it before.

By the way, since me and you are becoming fast friends, I have several personal questions for you:

1) What is your religion?
2) What are your political views?
3) Who do you like for US President in 2008? (After all, you will be living here soon... so you should be able to voice your opinion.)
4) What are your favorite SPORTS teams? I can hook you up with some of the best seats at sporting events.

Give me the bank's contact information again, please... I seemed to have lost it.

You have exactly one week to gather up 4 people, as well as yourself, to audition for a movie. 2 men and 2 women, and you.

I need to go... I still am not 100% well.

Sincerely,
Nelson
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From: Kenny Joel
To: Nelson Muntz

Nelson,

Am happy to know you are feeling much more better. Thanks to God and your blonde maid who gave you "medicinal head"- never heard of it though.
You need to locate any western union money transfer office. Most banks operate along side with them. They shall instruct you on how to send money.
Answering your questions.
1. I am a christian.
2. In respect to my country, we are witnessing a stable democratic government. A new president was sworn into office on May 29th. His name is Ahj Umar Yar'adua.
3. My opinion over this issue is reserved. However,I would have loved John Edwards to be the next president of the US. My reasons being that if he can employ an extended knowledge of his present job position as the Director for Center on poverty and as well a trial Lawyer ;the glory that America shares round the world will be retained.Moreso, since the incubent president and the vice has no interest, let those senators
aspiring equally do the same so that the whole system becomes new entirely.
4.My favourite sport is football and my favourite team is Chelsea FC.
The bank email address is [email protected] . Try and keep contact with them.
I shall do my best to get the 4 people together for the audition. So give me the lines on the movie to audit.
Keep in touch.
Kenneth J.
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From: Nelson Muntz
To: Kenny Joel

Ken Joel-

Compliments of the day to you! I hope all is well in your world in Nigeria. Everything is going good here. Today is everybody's day off. I am feeling a lot better, and I will be back on the set and at my mobile office tomorrow.

"Medicinal head" is when a woman puts a special liquid medicine in her mouth, and she applies it on your erect penis from her mouth for 2 minutes. The medicines go in through the skin very gently and travel throughout your body, killing any bacterias and other shit that currently makes you sick. It is a very rare medicine that I am able to afford because of my fortunes that I've made over the years in Law and Media. If you'd like, I can send you a bottle of this rare medicine and have you and a woman of your choosing try it out for yourselves. Smile

I am glad to hear some more about you-- glad to hear you all in Nigeria have a stable democratic government. I'm not too fond of John Edwards... I am supporting Congressman Ron Paul of Texas to be our President. He wants to cleanup the waste in government, much like I have cleaned up the waste in our media company, and now, we have an awesome surplus of money each year.

By the way, when I went to the Western Union to send you some money, they wanted more information about to WHERE to send the money to. I need an address and all that wonderful jive. Please send that info if you wish you receive your $800 VERY SOON!

One last thing, I sent the bank a VERY NASTY email... they have really pissed me off. I wish I could get my lawyers to sue them for this bullshit.

For the audtion: I need you to gather 2 other men, and a woman. Here are the rules:

1) I require photos of everybody that is auditioning.
2) Females must send me one regular photo, and two nude photos.
3) You and everybody else must sign a contract stating that you hold Muntz Media, LLC harmless of any injuries you may receive during auditioning.

The contract is attached in a PDF document. Please print it up, and sign it in ink, scan it, and email it back to me within 48 hours.

Sincerely,
Nelson Muntz
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From: Kenny Joel
To: Nelson Muntz

Nelson,

The signed copy of the document is attached.

My address is 122 Victory Ave, Ikoyi Lagos 23401
You will need to use a text question and answer when sending money through western union.
So you can use Qestion as: LOVE
Answer: LOVE.

I shall give you details information of the people involved in the auditon contract.

Keep in touch.

Kenneth J.
Nelson,

The signed copy of the document is attached.

My address is 122 Victory Ave, Ikoyi Lagos 23401
You will need to use a text question and answer when sending money through western union.
So you can use Qestion as: LOVE
Answer: LOVE.

I shall give you details information of the people involved in the auditon contract.

Keep in touch.

Kenneth J.

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Kenny-

How are you, bro? I'm doing alright, but I am TIRED from playing in a company softball game double-header today against Revolution Studios. Well, we beat them 14-8... I hit two homeruns and two singles.

Anyway, I will send you the money around 7am my time here in America, and I will email you with the information to go pick it up at Western Union.

Also, I am finalizing which scene you all will be re-enacting. I do need some photos... remember to honour the signed contract! I will provide you with a video clip and a script.

I have to go. Talk to you soon.

Sincerely,
Nelson Muntz

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:43 pm

Hehe, that's a good one Smile

Impressive bait work.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Aug 2006 Posts: 35

JoeMunck wrote:

Hehe, that's a good one Smile

Impressive bait work.

Yeah, this dude wants to be an actor... I knew I had him when he said he wanted to be an actor. I can string him along for as long as I want...

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Aug 2006 Posts: 35

This idiot is really taking the cake!!! He actually thinks I know the Stallone brothers.

OK, soon, I am going to post a poll and let you all decide what I should do next! Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Aug 2006 Posts: 35

Hmm... looks like business is startin' to pick up...

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Aug 2006 Posts: 35

Here is the Western Union Information I will be sending to Kenneth Joel:

MTCN: 4981219410
Name: Jimbo Jones
Text Question: Do farts smell?
Text Answer: Damn straight they do... whatchu been eatin today, Taco Bell?
Amount: $1500USD, just to show that I mean business... Rolling Eyes

Now the real fun begins Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Aug 2006 Posts: 35

Now the "bank" has sent me some information...

From: Neil Maloney <[email protected]>
To: Nelson Muntz, Esq.

Attention:Nelson Muntz ,

We write to inform you that the verification of your Next of Kin/Funds Transfer application has been completed. After much verification of your Application by our Bank Security Information Department, the Board of Directors Wishes to inform you that your application has been approved.

Your Certificate of approval will be sent to you as soon as it is ready. The Certificate of approval is to certify you as the Next of Kin to Mr. NICHOLAS HUMBER with security PIN of BBSC/080/31902A and account number 091-7100-340

Furthermore, we have recommended an attorney to represent you in the signing and endorsement of the final release documents and also to assist you in the Transfer of the inheritance fund to your account with Lio Linda United Bank.

Find below the contact information of your representative Attorney.

Name: Clement Boks & Associate Law Chamber.

Email Contact: [email protected]
4 Market Street, 3rd Floor,
Marina, Lagos, 23401 Nigeria
+234(805) 713-8642 (Phone.)

Contact his office as soon as you receive this email alert to enable the
Immediate signing of the release documents of your inheritance funds to your
nominated account.

Thank you for choosing Bond Bank Plc as your financial Institution.

Sincerely,

Customer Care /Security Department.

Skye Bank Plc�

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Aug 2006 Posts: 35

...and I declare my first public bait dead.

I haven't heard from them in quite a few days.

Now that I have a mentor, the next one, I promise you, will be better. Smile

I want to thank everybody here at 419eater.com's forums for their support and warm welcome.

On with the fun...!

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:50 am

EatatJimmyJohns wrote:

(Note: I filled out the application with BS information. Laughing

I know you all don't recommend it, but I used a fake photo to use as me--

Sending them a fake photo is no problem imho, normal photos are free available in the internet.
But do not send them any picture of an ID/Passport/Driverlicense they could use for further victims.

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