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BRUIN
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My mugu friend, Barrister Koffi, has been very exasperated with his unsuccessful attempts to collect a moneygram payment I sent to him. After more than a week, he has convinced me to send him the money via Western Union.

Today, I checked my e-mail and found a note from the good Barrister, urging me to "go to Western Union at once and send me the MCTN first thing in the morning".

I could not resist. I wrote back "I have been to Western Union. As you requested, I will send you the MCTN first thing in the morning."

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmm, could be interesting to take absolutely everything a lad says literally, that should annoy them just a little Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He didn't stipulate which morning, did he Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Rodus- I usually try to be pretty literal minded when straight baiting (my baiting character is stupid). And it does very much annoy them!

Scam Patroller - your point is well taken!! Tomorrow morning "in the morning" will mean something completely different. Better yet, I think I will approach it as follows: "I am sorry I could not send you the MCTN as requested this morning. Due to computer connection problems, I could not get online until afternoon. Since you have specified that you want the MCTN "in the morning", I will send it tomorrow morning.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When my last mugu gave me the WU information, I asked if I had to "study" for the test question.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing

Yeah, it's great fun to play stupid with them and watch them get exasperated. I always suggest occasionally turning around and getting angry and insulted when they start lecturing condescendingly. That infuriates them all the more.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

BRUIN wrote:
Tomorrow morning "in the morning" will mean something completely different.


Don't forget the time zone differences. You could drag out the definition of "morning" over a few emails. Who's morning. What time is it there? Wait, this email seems to have been delayed, what time is it now? Oh right well that's not morning, I'll send it tomorrow. Oh wait, who's morning? etc.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Johnny - You were born to be a baiter! Brilliant!

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johnny5
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought of something else.

"First thing" could be very literal. Normally the first things in the morning are having a shower, some food, maybe go out for a run. That makes this the fourth thing at least, and he did specifically say first thing...
Depends how pedantic you want to be.
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BRUIN
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Trust me - I can be very pedantic!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Might I also add that he requested you 'send' the MCTN. I cant imagine why he'd rather you mailed it to him rather than email him a scanned copy, but there you are.

"But you said send it, so i did. i cant scan it now, its in the post !"

hehehe Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi well this is new for me ,but since the very first message from my scammer I became intrigued and at present am enjoying myself immensley imagining this person seething at the mouth at my apparent blondeness lol.He is also waiting for taht mctn number well I made one up only to find they do not have letters !anyway still in belief that I have actually sent some dosh he cant even get the names straight wow now whos dumb.The only questionI have is how long can I keep this comedy up I am in stitches half of the night with one thought I wish i could close off the scam and ask him if why hasnt your dad died yet after waiting so long for the cash to pay for that long awaited transplant OMG that heart must be mouldy by now!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Playing dumb can be good, but you need pick your mugu well. I had a particularly bright mugu from the Ivory Coast who wrote this to me:

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It is unfortunate that you have refused to understand. It does not mean that you (xxxx) is mad nor the Lawyer. But it was your inability to follow-up the transaction or the explanation of the Lawyer. I cannot say that you have a low mentality because I know that you are a joker.


That was after a few weeks of playing a rather stupid man who couldn't work out the difference between MG and WU.

Still... got him back elsewhere, so all is well.
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bearkat419
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Renegade-Masterclass wrote:
"But you said send it, so i did. i cant scan it now, its in the post !"


And then, when it never arrives in his post, you can go through "security forms" and "claims request papers" and whatnot for him to waste time filling out, to enable you to receive a "duplicate MTCN" ...
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BRUIN
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

After much soul searching and much anguish, I have sent my good friend to 1TV5. I plan for him to call the customer disservice number next.

Not very imaginative, I know, but I was feeling somewhat lazy this morning.

Bruin

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Safari Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip

Safari Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip

YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi

YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah

I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom

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icepeople
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's another stupid guy thing you can do with a lad. If he asks for a WU, send him a MG reciept instead, or vice versa. That'll irritate him.
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