Proof lads do not have sex drives

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Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

okay, this guy finds my character on a dating site and wants to chat.

Leaving out ASL, occupation, crap he gets down to business pretty quickly

Quote:

scammer: am from swiz but living in nigeria
scammer: shirt or jean (don�t have any clue what he was thinking with this, but I use it later)
scammer: am a banker
scammer: but am here on a something
me: something?
scammer: am here on a business transaction if u can handle it for me
scammer: can i trust you ?
me: whew, yes we do have business to contract, don't we
me: can u show me a picture?
scammer: yea
scammer: can u handle it for me
me: honey I can handle it, tell me how u want me to handle it
scammer: i will honey
me: don't be shy now
me: tell me
me: how did u want me to start?

scammer: I need your assistance to stand as a beneficiary to the sum of $6.5,millions united state dollars lying down unclaimed in our bank, blah, blah, blah

scammer: The owner of this account xxx an American and great industrialist and a resident of xx, who unfortunately lost his life in the plane crash including his wife and only daughter leaving nobody to claim the money. (snip whole bunch of script you all know how it goes)

scammer: u reading
me: honey, i though u were horny
scammer: am your noney
me: u asked me what i was wearing earlier
scammer: we can benefit alot fro this
scammer: i mean business transaction
me: i'll transact yr business any time,
me: show me yr picture please
scammer: but i want you to handle this business for me overthere ok
scammer: as you are in us
scammer: can u see it now (puts up very bad fake picture of him sitting at a desk signing documents)
me: Yes I am in US we already went over that ground
scammer: so can you handle it now\
me: i have to be able to see it to tell u how i'll handle it, do u have a web cam?
scammer: my cam is faulty ok
scammer: (paste script)
scammer: u there
me: yes sweetie
scammer: u reading
me: why won't u photo share?
scammer: u already se my photo
me: I want to show u more of mine
scammer: pleasei want you to handle this business for me
scammer: can u??
me: i told u i can
scammer: then lets talk about it first before we can talk about love
scammer: u know if there is money with us we can share our love better ok honney
me: but honey, i'll be able to concentrate so much better on business after
scammer: i will tell you all you want to know
scammer: just bear with me
me: ok
scammer: so listen
scammer: (past script)
scammer: njust read carefully
scammer: (past script)
scammer: u reading
me: i'm reading
scammer: (paste script) .......the only one that knows about this
me: awww, really? the only 1
scammer: yes
me: U think I am the only 1 for u?
scammer: yes
scammer: if i can trust you?
scammer: can i?
me: of course u can trust me to never let yr business down
scammer: For the business to be effected i will need the following information from you
scammer: (paste script)
scammer: (paste script)
scammer: give me now ok
scammer: is not
scammer: so that i open a file for u in bank central computer ok
scammer(paste script)
me: ok, what is yr email
scammer: [email protected]
scammer: Are you with me
me: ok, i will email u all of that information
scammer: no
scammer: you can give now
scammer: this is business is 100%real andrisk freeok
me: i have to run, i'll email that info to u babe, then we have some unfinished business
scammer: ok
scammer: i can prove it
me: don't forget yr promise to me
scammer: i will send you the certificate of deposit and the letter of claim me: okay
scammer: i will send it to you now
me: okay talk to u later
scammer: dont froget ok